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| Date | Episode | Topics | Guests | Brands | Places | Keywords | Sponsor | Length | |
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| 6/29/26 | ![]() Can You Open a Subway Inside Another Subway? | CuzWords Episode 35 begins with an impromptu Wednesday recording as Michael prepares to travel for a family wedding and the cousins settle into another relaxed conversation.The discussion starts with excitement surrounding Halo's upcoming Campaign Evolved, leading to stories about growing up with Halo, favorite controllers, forgotten gaming memories, and the games that shaped their friendship.Along the way, they explore social media habits, streaming services, house hunting, fast-food nostalgia, gym culture, and the realities of adulthood—from mortgages to changing priorities.The episode concludes with an extended conversation about entrepreneurship, free markets, and the role of government, using everything from pressure washing businesses to private firefighters as examples in a thoughtful (and often humorous) debate.It's a wide-ranging episode that blends gaming, business, philosophy, and everyday life into another uniquely CuzWords conversation. | 1h 19m 21s | ||||||
| 6/22/26 | ![]() She Traveled the World and Found Paradise... I Mean, Parasite | CuzWords Episode 34 features a special guest appearance from cousin Jennifer (aka Jen, aka Squeaks), whose unique lifestyle and travel experiences provide one of the show's most diverse conversations to date.Jen shares stories from years of backpacking, long-distance hiking, international travel, and outdoor adventures, including completing the Appalachian Trail, climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, navigating grizzly bear territory, and auditioning for Survivor.The conversation also explores family memories, childhood stories, and the different paths each cousin has taken in life. Along the way, they discuss risk-taking, personal growth, travel, and the lessons that come from spending years exploring unfamiliar places and cultures.One of the episode's most memorable segments focuses on Jen's long health journey, including a mystery illness that ultimately led to the discovery of a persistent parasite affectionately nicknamed “Pete,” creating both challenges and plenty of unexpected humor.The episode closes with discussions about adventure, health, outdoor living, and the importance of embracing experiences that push us beyond our comfort zones.It's a fun and thoughtful episode about family, resilience, exploration, and the stories that connect us no matter how far we travel. | 1h 07m 14s | ||||||
| 6/15/26 | ![]() Forest Fire vs. Tornado: The Movie | CuzWords Episode 33 begins with Michael recovering from one of the worst bouts of food poisoning he's ever experienced, which somehow leads directly into a discussion about forgotten English words like hither, thence, and thither.After a brief and unsuccessful attempt at becoming a language podcast, the cousins shift gears into movies, internet culture, and independent creators turning small online projects into major productions. That quickly spirals into discussions about the Backrooms movie, Red vs. Blue, and why Hollywood always ruins things once they become successful.Things really go off the rails when the conversation turns toward hurricanes, particle accelerators, nuclear bombs, and the completely reasonable question: What would happen if we dropped a nuke into a hurricane?From there, the cousins accidentally create the “Catastrophe Cinematic Universe,” featuring tornadoes, forest fires, tsunamis, solar flares, and a retired Dust Bowl being recruited for one final mission.The episode wraps up with fitness talk, cheat meals, fasting, bone broth, soccer injuries, and an argument over whether getting kicked by a soccer player hurts more than getting hit in the shin with a spinning 25-pound bar.It's science, stupidity, and cousin logic at its finest. | 1h 06m 31s | ||||||
| 6/8/26 | ![]() Big Glasses Doesn't Want You To Hear This✨ | birthday celebrationpain tolerance+4 | MadisonMichael | — | Southeast | birthdayHot Ones challenge+5 | — | 1h 12m 06s | |
| 6/1/26 | ![]() Friday Night Termite Genocide✨ | homeowner nightmarepest control+4 | Michael | AmazonThe Boys | — | termitespest control+5 | — | 1h 05m 13s | |
| 5/25/26 | ![]() Golf Courses Use HOW Much Water?✨ | technologyentertainment+5 | MadisonMichael | black widow spiderAI+1 | beach | golf courseswater usage+6 | — | 1h 06m 18s | |
| 5/18/26 | ![]() Bill of Rights vs Homeschool Dad✨ | parentinghomeschooling+5 | — | MinecraftHalo+2 | — | parentinghomeschooling+7 | — | 1h 03m 53s | |
| 5/11/26 | ![]() The Most Masculine Apology Poem Ever Written✨ | humorfriendship+4 | MadisonMichael | The Most Masculine Apology Poem Ever Written | — | apology poemhumor+5 | — | 59m 36s | |
| 5/4/26 | ![]() Aliens Are Coming to Distract You From Gas Prices✨ | gym storieshumor+4 | — | — | — | aliensgas prices+6 | — | 1h 14m 12s | |
| 4/27/26 | ![]() I Stole Your Scooby-Doo Underwear✨ | confusionwork stress+5 | — | Scooby-Doo underwearWaffle House | — | Scooby-DooWaffle House+5 | — | 1h 07m 16s | |
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| 4/20/26 | ![]() Live to 200… and Still Go to the Same Gym✨ | anti-aging technologyphilosophy of life+4 | Madison | — | — | anti-agingtechnology+5 | — | 1h 04m 38s | |
| 4/13/26 | ![]() Taxes, Aliens, and Easter Dinner Chaos✨ | Easter traditionsUFO disclosures+3 | — | UFOCuzWords Episode 24 | — | Eastertax season+6 | — | 1h 01m 54s | |
| 4/6/26 | ![]() The Most Unqualified Bracket Win Ever✨ | March Madnessbracket challenge+5 | — | DukeYukon | — | March Madnessbracket+7 | — | 1h 00m 53s | |
| 3/30/26 | ![]() The Most Confident Wrong Bracket in History | Episode 22 kicks off with an important debate: Is eating pizza four times in one week… artistic?After breaking down “artisan” pizza (and how to actually pronounce it), the cousins pivot into a surprisingly real conversation about AI and creativity—including whether AI is ruining art or just changing how it’s used.Then things go completely off the rails.Michael introduces a March Madness bracket challenge, forcing Madison—who openly admits he has zero basketball knowledge—to fill out a full tournament bracket live.What follows:Picks based on state size, vibes, and religionQuestionable logic about Samoans and basketballA championship prediction that may or may not age horriblyAnd a serious discussion about whether a perfect bracket is basically impossible (it is)From there, the episode spirals into:Bird feeder engineering (and squirrel sabotage strategies)DIY backyard projects vs. actual motivationRising gas prices and global shipping concernsAnd why winning a billion-dollar bracket might still not be worth itIt’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it might be the most confident guesswork you’ve ever heard. | 58m 41s | ||||||
| 3/23/26 | ![]() Don’t Ask for My Number at the Gym | Episode 21 officially marks CuzWords reaching legal drinking age, which the hosts decide mostly means things are about to get less exciting.Madison opens with a story about trying a rage room for the first time — smashing porcelain bunnies, liquor bottles, and plates with a baseball bat while questioning why it feels wrong to break perfectly good dishes.From there the conversation shifts into gym culture and etiquette, including:• The people who treat the gym like a social club • The mysterious rise of shirtless lifters • The guy screaming during 10-pound lateral raises • The strange phenomenon of singing loudly while wearing headphonesThen Michael drops a wild high school basketball story where a team avenges a one-point playoff loss by beating the same opponent 101–40 in the state championship game.The episode wraps with stories from Michael’s time working at a gas station, including a customer asking for “Redbox” — but not the movie rental kind.It’s rage rooms, gym rants, sports chaos, and convenience store characters — all packed into one episode. | 1h 14m 18s | ||||||
| 3/16/26 | ![]() Waffle House Is the Perfect Gym Meal | Episode 20 begins with Michael attempting a solo all-you-can-eat brunch speedrun in Birmingham — shrimp and grits, steak biscuits, waffles, and enough plates to make the kitchen suspicious.From there, the cousins spiral into one of their most important debates yet: buffets and eating challenges.Madison revisits the legendary two-foot calzone challenge, where the real enemy wasn’t the calzone — it was the four cups of sauce that stopped him just short of victory.That leads into a full breakdown of:The science of fasting before food challengesWhy buffets are economically doomed when hungry college guys show upThe ultimate post-gym meal strategyMadison’s personal Waffle House diet planA cursed invention involving waffles, bacon, eggs, hash browns, gravy, and questionable decision-makingThe episode eventually veers into professional competitive eating, buffet economics, and why restaurants probably panic when certain customers walk through the door.It’s food science, gym logic, and a surprisingly serious discussion about whether competitive eating should count as a sport. | 1h 15m 09s | ||||||
| 3/9/26 | ![]() From Xbox Rage to Medical Rants | Episode 19 starts with disappointment: the Halo 3 tournament the cousins were excited to watch… never happens. No teams, no stream, nothing — just a harsh reminder that the Halo community might have finally moved on.That sparks a wider conversation about Xbox, Microsoft’s handling of the franchise, and whether Halo is slowly turning into a nostalgia relic.But the episode quickly spirals into classic CuzWords territory.Madison breaks down business tax write-offs for podcast equipment, Michael gives updates on baby sleep regression, and the conversation somehow veers into rural Alabama characters, recording rap music in a sketchy Atlanta studio, and the rise of AI-generated entertainment.Then things get heated.Madison launches into a full rant about modern medicine, pharmaceutical incentives, Adderall prescriptions, and why he thinks doctors have become salespeople for drug companies. Michael pushes back with a more balanced take, leading to one of the longest debates the show has had so far.It’s Halo nostalgia, gym PRs, healthcare philosophy, and a surprisingly serious discussion about responsibility and incentives — all wrapped in the usual cousin chaos. | 1h 11m 35s | ||||||
| 3/2/26 | ![]() We Took a Halo MLG Quiz | Michael revisits his legendary “Quint Stacker” order at Burger King (officially labeled “heavy meat” on the receipt), Madison defends the McDonald’s bagel as the ultimate car-friendly breakfast, and the cousins debate Taco Bell math, Oreo shrinkflation, and whether Starbucks orders are emasculating.Then things pivot hard into competitive Halo territory.With a major Halo 3 tournament coming up, Madison hits Michael with a full MLG-era quiz — sniper spawn timers, Guardian callouts, Construct lifts, Narrows pink, team rosters, and whether Ogre 2 or Pistola deserves GOAT status. It’s deep-cut Halo trivia for the sickos.By the end, we somehow land on Olympic curling scandals, Chick-fil-A marketing psychology, and whether Winter Olympics even matter if you live in Alabama.It’s fast food economics, esports nostalgia, and niche chaos — exactly what happens when two cousins record two days in a row and refuse to run out of material. | 1h 14m 12s | ||||||
| 2/23/26 | ![]() Flowers Are Just Sandwiches | Episode 17 opens on Valentine’s Day — and immediately spirals.Michael checks in as a sleep-deprived dad navigating married Valentine logistics, while Madison finds himself unexpectedly back on the dating apps, re-entering the digital gladiator arena.Then comes the moment: flowers become sandwiches. Somehow, in one of the most ridiculous analogies in CuzWords history, the cousins accidentally solve romance economics using peanut butter and banana logic.From there, the chaos escalates — a legendary weed eater bush massacre, Discord roasting sessions, dating app psychology, blood diamond debates, and the subtle realization that Valentine’s Day might just be a social experiment.It’s marriage vs. single life, sentiment vs. sandwiches, and just enough emotional damage to keep it honest. | 1h 10m 27s | ||||||
| 2/16/26 | ![]() We Tried to Hack Our Childhood | In Episode 16 of CuzWords, we crack open old consoles and even older memories.From dusty PlayStations and the original Xbox to Halo 3 modding and Xbox Live phishing scams, we revisit the chaos of early gaming culture — including the time one of us accidentally handed over account access and learned a very expensive lesson.But it doesn’t stop there.We dive into:Public school vs homeschool cultureRaising kids in today’s worldBoy Scouts and building real skillsWhy bullying might build characterA wild Mongolian heating system that outperformed modern AmericaAnd the return of Halo 3 tournaments on the original Xbox 360Nostalgia, philosophy, parenting, engineering, and competitive Halo — all in one episode.Welcome to podcast. | 1h 08m 57s | ||||||
| 2/9/26 | ![]() We Were Wrong About Winning | Episode 15 starts with Alabama ice storm hysteria — milk shortages, generator purchases, and weather apps that may or may not be sponsored by Big Milk. From there, the cousins spiral into one of the greatest high school stories ever told: Michael accidentally launching his truck down a hill, into a neighbor’s yard, and then immediately getting a speeding ticket on the way to school.Things somehow escalate into a Cybertruck debate, a philosophical discussion about subscription-based self-driving cars, console jailbreaking, and whether gambling inside video games is the next big genre.The back half turns reflective as Madison and Michael unpack their old Halo-era toxicity, Xbox trash talk, and how adulthood reshapes competitiveness. It’s snow panic, nostalgia, tech takes, and emotional growth — all in one chaotic winter episode. | 1h 08m 08s | ||||||
| 2/2/26 | ![]() Teach Enters the Chat | Episode 14 officially introduces “Teach” — the longtime friend of the boys and a 10-year elementary school veteran who’s seen it all. From textbook revenge stories and high school hijinks to real talk about parenting, iPad addiction, and why some kids don’t even know their own names anymore, this episode hits harder than expected.The guys unpack how tech is reshaping childhood, why retention sometimes works, what teachers really deal with behind the scenes, and how society quietly shifted parenting expectations without noticing. It’s funny, nostalgic, occasionally heated, and surprisingly heartfelt.If you’ve ever wondered what’s actually happening inside today’s classrooms — this is the one. | 1h 06m 03s | ||||||
| 1/26/26 | ![]() We Talked for an Hour and Nothing Happened | Episode 13 is a beautifully chaotic nothing-burger, in the best possible way. The cousins kick things off with soundboard abuse (“Welcome to podcast”), superstition about the number 13, and whether hotels are hiding snacks on forbidden floors.From there, they spiral through Circle K hotdog ethics, cold pizza philosophy, childhood snack cabinets, and Madison’s terrifying migraine aura test (which includes temporary blindness and alphabet diagnostics). They argue about mushrooms, spicy food tolerance (potatoes are apparently “too spicy”), and whether eating slowly is a moral failure.The back half becomes a full nerd spiral: Smash Bros. tournament trauma, controller layouts, MegaBunk addiction, Football Manager obsession, NIL money, college football politics, robot warehouse takeovers, AI-generated podcasts, and whether America is headed toward WALL-E, Terminator, or iRobot - probably all three.It’s unfocused, unscripted, self-aware, and deeply on-brand, the kind of episode that proves CuzWords is less a podcast and more a recorded cousin hangout. | 53m 39s | ||||||
| 1/19/26 | ![]() How the World Changes While We’re Living In It | Episode 12 begins with Madison trying very hard not to talk about the biggest geopolitical event of his lifetime… and then failing completely. Before that happens, the cousins warm up with dad life updates, baby clothes logistics, AI-generated intro music, midnight doorbell strangers, and whether it’s socially acceptable to answer your front door half-dressed with a firearm.Then things escalate — fast. They dive into oil economics, gas price predictions, rounding pennies, stablecoins, drug cartels, air-strikes, wrestling-themed oil company memes, and whether America just pulled off the GTA heist of the century.Along the way they spiral through radiation half-life, anime recommendations, Subaru windshield wiper engineering, YouTube algorithms, the death of good writing, and the possibility that Stargate deserves a revival more than Stranger Things deserves forgiveness.It’s chaotic, curious, wildly speculative, and aggressively entertaining — the most “two guys with microphones at midnight” episode yet. | 1h 04m 42s | ||||||
| 1/12/26 | ![]() The Stick Workout, a Cult Accusation, and the Death of 'Cool Beans" | In Episode 11 of CuzWords, Madison and Michael reflect on how life continues to evolve, from becoming parents and redefining fitness routines to watching language, technology, and culture shift in real time.The cousins discuss early fatherhood, unconventional workout methods, creative expression through music, the pressures of running a business, and how internet trends quietly shape behavior and attention. Along the way, they revisit generational slang, social media algorithms, and how humor, identity, and meaning change as we get older.It’s a thoughtful, funny, and self-aware conversation about adapting to modern life without losing perspective, or your sense of humor. | 1h 02m 43s | ||||||
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