Dark Ages

Forces clash. Tables turn. Things end. Episode 12 of DARK AGES features… * Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund and the Cackling Demons* Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, Goblin General, and Goblin Enrique* Brittany Michel as Josephine and Goblin Squelcholio* Dana Swanson as Malison, Drusila, Corporal Danno, and Goblin Boogler* Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Goblin Grok * Joshua Sibley as Marwood, Security Cameron, the Singing Sword, Goblin Barstucks, and Goblin Crookley* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem and Death* Stephen Mank as Cyril, Sean, the Night Janitor, and Goblin Orgluck * Taylor Roy as "Todd"* Christina Romo as Stevie* Denise Farley-Gardner as Chantal/Astrid* Dan Almasy as Talon Ripton* Zack Overton as the Afterburner Episode 12 was written by Brandon Kraemer Sound design by Stephen Mank Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor “(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis Produced and edited by Liz Macke Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such, we hope you will join the curator, Marwood, for a comprehensive and 100% mandatory refresher on everything important that has ever happened, magical or otherwise, since the dawn of time. Oh, and you may want to bring a pen and paper. There's always a test... Episode 10 of DARK AGES features... * Dana Swanson as Malison, Vanthony, and Goblin Boogler* Joshua Sibley as Marwood and the Singing Sword* Stephen Mank as the Tome, Vaniel, and the Mysterious Cult Leader * Brittany Michel as Josephine and Peasant* Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Goblin Attaboy* Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund* Brandon Kraemer as Nick* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem Episode 10 was written by Brandon Kraemer, with additional writing by Liz Macke Sound design by Stephen Mank Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor "A little More Time" written by Liz Macke and Stephen Mank “(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis Produced and edited by Liz Macke Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

After a series of divisive escapades, the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories has (finally) gathered together to (mostly) unite towards a common goal: pass the city's annual thaumatic inspection! Everyone's grown so much since last year... Surely they'll pass with flying colors! Wait. Are those literal flying colors in the main hall? Why are the exhibits moving? Oh no. Episode 8 of DARK AGES features... * Denise Farley Gardner as Chantal Cleansworthy* Alan Moore as the Dark Lord and Edmund* Taylor Roy as Todd and the Mannequin* Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Goblin General, and Goblin Honkahonka* Brittany Michel as Josephine and Goblin Squelcholio* Dana Swanson as Malison and Goblin Boogler * Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Goblin Attaboy* Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Goblin Crookley* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem(s) and Judy* Stephen Mank as Shawn and Bessie Episode 8 was written and edited by Liz Macke, with additional writing by Brandon Kraemer Sound design by Stephen Mank Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank “(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke Produced by Liz Macke Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line of eager, resume-waggling goblins outside their front door presents a new, terrifying challenge for which no amount of mediocre coffee can prepare them. (Better brew an extra pot anyway...they're gonna need it.)   This very special bonus episode of DARK AGES features... * Goblin Crookley, written and performed by Joshua Sibley * Goblin Cankle, written and performed by Alan Moore * Goblin Grok, written and performed by Eli Banks * Goblin Montgomery Bankshire, written and performed by Alan Moore * Stephen Mank as Sean * Liz Macke as Sam * Brandon Kraemer as Goblin Choka   Additional writing by Liz Macke Sound design by Stephen Mank Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank "(Theme From) Dark Ages, Goblin Karaoke Ver." by Stephen Mank, featuring vocals by Liz Macke, Brandon Kraemer, Joshua Sibley, Kyle Javelli, and Stephen Mank Based on “(Theme From) Dark Ages,” written by J. Christopher Arrison Story elements by Brandon Kraemer and Liz Macke Edited and produced by Liz Macke Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer   Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

Abraxas, the museum's cantankerous security agent, is so lost in his own war stories that he has a hard time knowing which era he's in. Good thing his least favorite holiday has arrived to yank him back to the present, right? He is several years late for an important appointment, after all... possibly that last one he'll ever make. Episode 5 of DARK AGES features... * Eli Banks as Abraxas and the Narrator * Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Human Actor * Dana Swanson as Malison and Dragon Actor * Brittany Michel as Josephine * Brandon Kraemer as Nick and Security Camden * Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund * Laurie Catherine Winkel as Dee Dee * Stephen Mank as Townsman and Driver * Danita Mank as Townswoman * Sterling Mank as Child Actor 1 * Rowan Mank as Child Actor 2 * and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem Episode 5 was written by Christina Romo, with additional writing by Brandon Kraemer Sound design by Stephen Mank Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank “(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke Produced by Liz Macke Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

The museum's lone legal representative, Malison Almagus, enjoys her reputation as the most unflappable member of the staff, but her self-assurance is about to be tested by the sudden return of a former rival with a decade-old vendetta...and a discomforting number of unicorns. Episode 3 of DARK AGES features… Dana Swanson as Malison Laurie Catherine Winkel as Cornelia Rose Christina Romo as Stevie Tricks Brittany Michel as Josephine and Flay Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Unicorn Buff, and Muzak Demon Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund Joshua Sibley as Marwood Eli Banks as Abraxas, The Professor, Goblin Awflwafl, Ronnie, and the Narrator Stephen Mank as Demon King Nalbag’bazaar, Angry Man, and the Mysterious Hooded Figure and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem and Harmony Sound design by Steven Mank Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank “(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Story elements by Christina Romo, Cody DeMatteis, Joshua Sibley, Liz Macke and Megan Fausti Produced by Liz Macke Written, created and directed by Brandon Kraemer Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories! The curator is ready and eager to lead new attendees on an exciting journey of education and discovery, but a powerful and unexpected visitor has arrived at the front gate with his own agenda... and a rather sizable army of goblins. Episode 1 of DARK AGES features... Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Goblins Chewins, Crookly and Claymore Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Dark Priest, and the Goblin General Brittany Michel as Josephine, Goblin Arghargh, Teacher and School Child B Dana Swanson as Malison, Goblins Brokit and Boogler, and School Child A Eli Banks as Abraxas, Goblin Soldier 1, Goblins Attaboy and Awflwafl, and the Narrator Liz Macke as the Tour Golem and Stage Producer Goblin Jeremy Seymour as Goblin Bumfinger Jalysa Leva as Goblin Soldier 2 Megan Fausti as Assistant Goblin and Steven Mank as Goblin Gornukk Sound design by Steven Mank Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank "(Theme From) Dark Ages" written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby Story elements by Christina Romo, Cody DeMatteis, Joshua Sibley, Liz Macke and Megan Fausti Produced by Liz Macke Written, created and directed by Brandon Kraemer Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.