
Deeply Unimportant: Sleep Stories for Racing Minds
by Dallas Kachan — Boring Technical Readings for Sleep
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Estimated from 6 chart positions in 6 markets.
By chart position
- 🇨🇦CA · Mental Health#5530K to 100K
- 🇺🇸US · Mental Health#1925K to 30K
- 🇮🇳IN · Mental Health#1731K to 10K
- 🇨🇿CZ · Mental Health#125500 to 3K
- 🇵🇭PH · Mental Health#180500 to 3K
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19K to 75K🎙 ~2x weekly·20 episodes·Last published 2d ago - Monthly Reach
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38K to 149K🇨🇦67%🇺🇸20%🇮🇳7%+3 more - Active Followers
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11K to 45K
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Sleeping Aid: ASTM Cosmetic Lipstick Hardness & Thermal Standards (for Insomnia)
Aug 30, 2026
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Sleep Aid: ITU-T E.164 International Telecommunication Numbering Plan (Sleep Therapy Alternative)
Aug 23, 2026
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Sleep Therapy: ICAO Annex 14 Runway Markings (ASMR Relaxation)
Aug 16, 2026
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Sleep Aid Alternative: ISO 5223 Grain Sieve Standards (ASMR Sleep)
Aug 9, 2026
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Fall Asleep: 1961 Vienna Convention Diplomatic Bag Protocols (Sleep ASMR)
Aug 2, 2026
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| 8/30/26 | Sleeping Aid: ASTM Cosmetic Lipstick Hardness & Thermal Standards (for Insomnia) | Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a deep sleeping aid for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, look past the glamour of luxury cosmetics and step into the static, temperature-controlled laboratory where lipstick formulas undergo rigorous structural testing. We examine the American Society for Testing and Materials standards governing cosmetic bullet integrity, including ASTM D1321 for needle penetration depth and ASTM D3954 for thermal dropping points. This episode reviews 100-gram cone needle displacement tolerances, melting point thresholds, rotational mechanism torque, and spectrophotometric color matching grids. We quiet an overactive mind by focusing on wax matrix stability, brass mold clearances, and the unhurried, mechanical routine of cosmetic quality assurance. Deeply Unimportant is a sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling or serial diverse imagining to overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. If this show works for you, follow it in your podcast player, rate it 5 stars and/or leave a review. It helps others learn about it. This version of the show is ad-supported. Ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops that work offline. Visit https://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a subscription to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 8/23/26 | Sleep Aid: ITU-T E.164 International Telecommunication Numbering Plan (Sleep Therapy Alternative) | Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a deep sleep ASMR sleep aid for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, trade the noise of modern connectivity for the static, fifteen-digit boundaries of global telecommunication routing. We examine ITU-T Recommendation E.164, the international standard that dictates how sovereign telephone numbering plans are structured across international borders. This episode walks through the strict fifteen-digit cap on international public telecommunication numbers, the single- to triple-digit country code allocation table, national destination code limits, and subscriber line registers. Quiet your overactive mind by focusing on digit-string routing hierarchies, international transit prefixes, non-geographic network codes, and the unhurried, repetitive logic of global switching archives. Deeply Unimportant is a sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling or serial diverse imagining to overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just the ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. If this show works for you, follow it in your podcast player, rate it 5 stars and/or leave a review. It helps others learn about it. This version of the show is ad-supported. Ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops that work offline. Visit https://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a subscription to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 8/16/26 | Sleep Therapy: ICAO Annex 14 Runway Markings (ASMR Relaxation) | Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a deep sleep ASMR sleep aid for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, leave the stress of modern air travel behind and settle into the static, ground-level geometry of airfield maintenance. We examine Annex 14 to the Convention on International Civil Aviation, which dictates the precise visual markings painted onto airport runways worldwide. We quiet a racing mind by focusing on chromaticity coordinates, pavement layout grids, and the soothing, repetitive precision of international civil aviation standards. Deeply Unimportant is a sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling or serial diverse imagining to overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just the ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. If this show works for you, follow it in your podcast player, rate it 5 stars and/or leave a review. It helps others learn about it. This version of the show is ad-supported. Ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops that work offline. Visit https://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a subscription to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 8/9/26 | Sleep Aid Alternative: ISO 5223 Grain Sieve Standards (ASMR Sleep) | Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a deep sleep ASMR sleep aid for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, trade the volatility of daily life for the static, millimeter-level certainty of global grain standards. We explore International Standard ISO 5223, which governs the manufactured test sieves used by agricultural laboratories to inspect wheat, barley, rye, and oats. We calm an overactive mind by focusing on screening classifications, brass frame metallurgy, optical aperture calibrations, and the unhurried, repetitive mechanics of agricultural laboratory routine. Deeply Unimportant is a sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling or serial diverse imagining to overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just the ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. If this show works for you, follow it in your podcast player, rate it 5 stars and/or leave a review. It helps others learn about it. This version of the show is ad-supported. Ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops that work offline. Visit https://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a subscription to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 8/2/26 | Fall Asleep: 1961 Vienna Convention Diplomatic Bag Protocols (Sleep ASMR) | Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a deep sleep ASMR sleep aid for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, we examine the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations Article 27 which codified the inviolability of official diplomatic mail across international borders. This episode walks through the precise physical specifications for tamper-evident lead seals, the mandatory serialization of courier manifests, and the exact weight and dimension boundaries enforced at customs checkpoints. We quiet a racing mind by immersing it in bureaucratic dispatch ledgers, cargo tag verifications, and the unyielding, rhythmic order of global shipping archives. Deeply Unimportant is a sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling or serial diverse imagining to overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just the ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. If this show works for you, follow it in your podcast player, rate it 5 stars and/or leave a review. It helps others learn about it. This version of the show is ad-supported. Ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops that work offline. Visit https://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a subscription to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 7/26/26 | ASMR Sleep Aid: Soviet Submarine Hull Inspection Standards (Insomnia Relief) | Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a deep sleep ASMR sleep aid for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, escape the demands of modern life and retreat into the cold, methodical bureaucracy of mid-century naval engineering. We examine the 1986 Soviet State Standard—Gosudarstvenny Standart GOST 14782-86—which dictated non-destructive weld testing across coastal Soviet shipyards. We silence an anxious, racing mind by immersing it in acoustic attenuation concepts, angular probe sweeping routines, and unyielding administrative data. Deeply Unimportant is a sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call a "cognitive shuffle" that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. If this show works for you, follow it in your podcast player, rate it 5 stars and/or leave a review. It helps others learn about it. This version of the show is ad-supported. Ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops that work offline. Visit https://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a subscription to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 7/19/26 | sleep aidASMR+4 | — | Association of American RailroadsDeeply Unimportant | — | sleep storiesinsomnia+5 | — | 47m 07s | ||
| 7/12/26 | sleep therapyinsomnia relief+4 | — | European Cooperation for Space StandardizationECSS-E-ST-10-03C | — | sleep aidinsomnia+5 | — | 47m 35s | ||
| 7/5/26 | sleep therapyASMR+4 | — | Sleep Well: History of The Paperclip | — | sleep storiesdeep sleep therapy+4 | Sleep Magic | 46m 41s | ||
| 6/28/26 | ASMRsleep aid+3 | — | RAL Color Registry | — | sleepASMR+5 | Sleep Magic | 50m 03s | ||
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| 6/21/26 | sleep aidCBT therapy+4 | — | ISO 4000-1CBT therapy | — | sleep storiesCBT therapy+5 | Sleep Magic | 50m 19s | ||
| 6/14/26 | sleep aidASMR+3 | — | International Labor OrganizationISCO-08 | — | sleep storiesASMR+3 | Deeply Unimportant | 1h 11m 50s | ||
| 6/7/26 | insomniasleep aid+4 | — | World Customs OrganizationHarmonized Commodity Description and Coding System+1 | — | insomniasleep aid+5 | — | 45m 54s | ||
| 5/31/26 | sleep aidISO 216+4 | — | International Organization for StandardizationDeeply Unimportant | — | sleepISO 216+6 | — | 52m 43s | ||
| 5/24/26 | ADHDsleep aid+4 | — | International Standard Book NumberingISO 2108+3 | — | ADHD sleep protocolISBN-13+5 | — | 49m 46s | ||
| 5/17/26 | sleep aidmaritime navigation+3 | — | International Association of Marine Aids to Navigation and Lighthouse AuthoritiesIALA | — | sleep storiesnavigational aids+3 | — | 45m 30s | ||
| 5/10/26 | sleep aidtechnical readings+4 | — | International Organization for StandardizationISO | VancouverSwitzerland | sleep storiescognitive shuffling+5 | — | 1h 01m 36s | ||
| 5/10/26 | Cognitive Shuffling: ISO 261 Universal Metric Threads (Boring Voice Sleep Aid) | Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, step away from the regional chaos of imperial measurements to find solace in the global uniformity of ISO 261. This is the International Organization for Standardization's definitive blueprint for the metric screw threads that hold the modern world together. From the microscopic screws in a Swiss timepiece to the massive bolts securing a bridge in Vancouver, we explore a world governed by pitch, lead, and tolerance. We are auditing the "M series", a sequence of numerical constants where the diameter of a fastener is never a matter of opinion, but a mathematical certainty. It is a study in friction, torque, and the quiet, industrial harmony of the SI system. It's a landscape where every millimeter is accounted for and every rotation serves a singular, unyielding purpose. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 5/4/26 | sleep aidoverthinking+3 | — | International Organization of Legal MetrologyOIML R111-1 Mass Standards | — | sleep storyoverthinking+3 | — | 50m 57s | ||
| 5/4/26 | Insomnia Sleep Aid: OIML R111-1 Mass Standards (Boring Voice) | Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, we stabilize. We move away from the ephemeral nature of digital data and into the absolute, physical reality of the standard kilogram. We are not determining how much things weigh in a practical sense, but reviewing the administrative hierarchy of the weights used to check the weights. We are entering the world of the International Organization of Legal Metrology, specifically Recommendation R111-1 (2004). This is a study of the Maximum Permissible Error, the specific gravity of non-magnetic stainless steel, and the lint-free protocols of the calibration laboratory. It is a world of polished cylinders and atmospheric buoyancy corrections. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 4/26/26 | insomniasleep aid+5 | — | MicrosoftDeeply Unimportant | — | insomniasleep+6 | — | 47m 00s | ||
| 4/26/26 | Insomnia Sleep Aid: The NTFS Master File Table (ASMR Sleep) | Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Tonight, we descend into the invisible architecture of the Windows computing environment. We explore the New Technology File System, or NTFS—the rigid, proprietary framework that governs the storage and retrieval of every byte of data on a modern Microsoft computer. While the rest of the world operates on its own separate logic, we are here to audit the specific, journaling resilience of the Windows file system. It is a world of B-trees and attribute headers. A landscape where every file is reduced to a one-thousand-twenty-four-byte block of immutable administrative data. It is a study in the persistence of metadata and the quiet, background labor of a system that never sleeps. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 4/19/26 | sleep aidhospitality industry+4 | — | The Uniform System of Accounts for the Lodging Industry | — | sleep storiesboring readings+3 | — | 57m 36s | ||
| 4/19/26 | Fall Asleep: The Uniform System of Accounts for the Lodging Industry (Insomnia Sleep Aid) | Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep. Join us as we descend into the windowless basement of the hospitality industry: the accounting office. We are leaving the world of thread counts and continental breakfasts for the far more rigid world of the 11th Revised Edition of The Uniform System of Accounts for the Lodging Industry. It is a place where "joy" is not a metric, but "Gross Operating Profit Per Available Room" is a religion. Witness the bureaucratic alchemy of turning a guest's stay into a series of standardized, undistributed line items. It is dense, it is humorless, and it is exactly what you need to stop your mind from doing anything remotely productive. Deeply Unimportant is a sleep ASMR sleeping aid for minds that need structure to drift off. An alternative to CBT therapy, it employs a form of what sleep scientists call cognitive shuffling that can overcome mind racing thoughts at night. No whispers or fairy tales; just an ordered, structured, boring voice of a real life former newscaster reading material that doesn't matter. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning, but nowhere else as you drift off. Get ad-free episodes, long versions that run all night, and infinite loops for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker. | — | ||||||
| 4/12/26 | ASMRsleep aid+5 | — | VectorWorks v.14.2 | — | sleep storiesboredom+5 | — | 55m 18s | ||
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Chart history for Deeply Unimportant: Sleep Stories for Racing Minds
Peaked at #55 in Canada, currently #55 in Canada.
| Market | Genre | Peak | Current | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Canada | — | #55 | #55 | — |
| CZ | — | #125 | #125 | — |
| Canada | — | #154 | #154 | — |
| India | — | #173 | #173 | — |
| PH | — | #180 | #180 | — |
| United States | — | #192 | #192 | — |
| AE | — | #195 | #195 | — |
Chart Positions
7 placements across 6 markets.
Chart Positions
7 placements across 6 markets.