Deliver The Profile

Alvez loses a loved one--who could it possibly be???--and Criminal Minds takes aim at those who really deserve a talking to: true crime podcasts, and podcasting in general. "Cluster" also features an unsub who's lobotomizing folks, and the BAU can't have that. That's not good for business, and it's especially important because these victims are related to The Troops, who must never be besmirched.

Ronnie and Jazz cover the last episode until Evolution Season 4/Season 19 overall, "Birthright". Someone is killing women in a manner reminscent of 27 year old cold cases. Could it be the same man? Sure. Or not. Listen to find out.

Ronnie and Jazz subject themselves to the xenophobia and hate hour, Criminal Minds; Beyond Borders! This time, "Cinderella and the Dragon" takes us to Singapore and it's the most inaccurate episode yet. Singporans HATE this one. So do Ronnie and Jazz!

The Deliver The Profile boys are back in 2026 to cover Season 2's "Revelations", which obviously is part 2 to "The Big Game"'s part 1. James Van Der Beek has Reid captive and the kid's having tragic backstory-relevant flashbacks amidst the torture. JJ freaks out on Morgan, Prentiss is a cool cucumber and Hotch definitely doesn't put himself in front of the team. Find out if Reid survives the wrath of JVDB in the latest DTP!

In this episode of Criminal Minds, the BAU goes rat hunting in "Internal Affairs", even though it's a different branch of government and all the conflict about policing your own is lost. Didn't we see The Departed, anyone? This is all part of the Season 11 Dirty Dozen we are obligated to cover it eventually, but we're so darned annoyed by this storyline that we'll only give 100% instead of 110% like usual.

Here it is: the LAST episode EVER of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. Don't worry, we've still got like five episodes left to do, but this is chronologically the last one. It has everything: an evil clown, William Forsythe, Russia, ballerinas, an agent shot in the line of duty, and, of course, an "Everything's Okay" dinner. This was a television show that aired during prime time, and we are all lesser for it.

An episode so not rife with incident Ronnie and Jazz couldn't even squeeze an hour of podcasting out of it. Just because it's the shortest podcast in years does not mean it's without its merits as DTP covers "Target Rich", an episode in which Rossi's long lost daughter comes asking for a favor. Thankfully, the favor is "find a serial killer" and not "be an active father", so Rossi is up to the job. Also, JJ returns from maternity leave, meaning now sometimes a blonde actress spouts exposition in scenes.

A witch hunter in Utah tries to kill witches and other sinners in "In The Blood", which is also the opportunity for Garcia to throw a Day of the Dead party. We meet creeps, volunteers at the library, secret drug addicts and finally learn which dead comrades the BAU considers worth celebrating. If you guessed Nikola Tesla and not Blake's dead son, you'd be right.