H.A.G.S.

H.A.G.S.

From Delusional Diaries by PodcastOne

May 28, 2026 · 41 min

About this episode

Halley and Jaz reflect on their summer break, sharing personal stories and humorous anecdotes.

after four years of never missing a Thursday, Halley and Jaz are taking their first ever summer break… and honestly, this episode feels exactly like hanging out with them one last time before everyone disappears for the season. Halley's Hampton's house is finally done, her she-shed is getting turned into a backyard bar (Reed wants to call it Bar Dog, which makes complete sense), and she had a bridal hair trial where she basically had to beg her stylist to make her look messier. all very Halley Kate Core. from there it goes where it always goes… which is everywhere. they get into childhood fears (quicksand vs. tornadoes, and a very traumatic first day of second grade), the anxiety of being drunk around influencers you don't know that well, whether a bridge collapse or a tunnel flood is technically more survivable, revisiting their most anxiety-inducing drunk moments (cracking a chin open, peeing on a street in Barcelona, and persistently offering your apartment to someone who very much did not want it); spiraling into Kendall Jenner's dating life and whether Timothée and Travis Scott have ever had a real conversation; and unearthing the most painfully cringe middle school…

People in this episode

Hosts: Halley, Jaz

Topics covered

  • summer break
  • childhood fears
  • anxiety
  • drunk moments
  • relationships
  • nostalgia

Keywords

  • summer break
  • Halley's house
  • childhood fears
  • drunk moments
  • Kendall Jenner
  • relationships

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