Dick Clever

It was 3:15pm, and the forecast didn't look good, and Dick had forgotten his umbrella. Not fatal to the case at hand, but enough of an annoyance while wading through the list of suspects. Slowly or Quickly, narrowing them down, leading to an arrest. Hopefully. But who would be so brazen as to commit these heinous crimes? Who would dare use fish in such a way that defiles the human body? Who could lead Dick on this wild goose chase and not be able to own an iPhone because villains can't have iPhones in the media? Listen on. Or don't. It's up to you, really. Credits For the Whole Series (avoiding spoilers) Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Cecil Lardbottom, Captain Hickory, Ben, Jack and Larry the LemmingLinda Chong as Pixie, Sergeant Kransky, Barker and SingerCheng as Doc Prodder and KinkyGavin Jones as ButlerWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

So, Dick's next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered alarge quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....But who should enter the scene, adding another layer of information? Just the resident etcher and her absurdly good sense of hearing.Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre PoussonHester van der Vyver as Petra Written by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained; it was just wet. Dick Clever enters Pierre Pousson's famous bakery to question Pierre himself. Confronting him over the fish finger packet and the Cod Piece Murders. Will he deny the undeniable? Or will the undeniable need to be denied? It's all rather confusing and befuddling, but at least Petra is having a good time.Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom Gavin Jones As ButlerWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

A new clue, and it doesn't involve Colonel Mustard, a blue piñata, and ten gallons of olive oil. It does, however, help connect the dots to the murder weapon and the potential owner of the potential weapon. Or a definite weapon. We all know it's a cod piece. A fish finger. A piece of fish with crumbs all over them. We just don't know which sick son of a gun is doing it. Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever Hester as Petra Pattinson and ReginaThomas Taufan as Captain HickoryWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's a new day, a new dawn, and a new partner enters Dick's life. A female, woman. Putting aside his frustrations, his anger, and his need for a baloney sandwich, Dick prepares to tackle this case headfirst with some fresh eyes and even fresher baloney. Maybe his hunger needed to be addressed. But beyond his hunger was Petra, and hopefully some first-rate detective skills that would crack this case. Even if she was a rookie. Straight out of university. Credits:Nate Gothard as Dick Clever Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson Cheng as Doc ProdderLinda as PixieWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It was late afternoon, dusk just on the horizon and beyond that were Dick's dreams of a quiet evening with a bowl of Spaghettios and a beer. Shattered, knocked over and left as a stain on the carpet while the more urgent business of murder rose to the occasion. The added complication? Too many cooks in the kitchen and not enough food to go around. With a fresh corpse and a morsel of evidence, Dick is determined to keep this one to himself. Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and JackLinda Chong as Barker and PixieWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Fish Fridays have never been the same. Not since the Cod Piece Murderer began ravaging the city. Each victim with a fish finger wedged in one of their orifices. Sickening. With another body hitting the floor, Dick turns to an old friend, Adhere, for some help in these fishy murders. Will the Irishman have some answers, or just more questions to add to the count? Only time could tell, and she was a fickle thing who flaunted her talents over dying grandmothers and high school students taking exams. She could make a minute feel like eternity and eternity feel like nothing at all.Credits Nate Gothard as Dick Clever Cheng as Doc Prodder Thomas Taufan as Constable AdhereWritten by Mike Jones and Iley JonesProduced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Dick and Doc, Doc and Dick, investigating a murder most grim. And fishy. That sort of word gets thrown around a lot when you have a trail of victims each with a cod piece shoved in some orifice. Truly disgusting. Luckily everyone here is entirely professional and knows exactly how to handle a situation like this. Like every situation before them. Professional etiquette, a clean autopsy, and enough food to feed a small nation. We begin our investigation, wondering where in the world it will lead us. Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever Cheng as Doc Prodder Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern