Dot Plot Ascension

ANIME. GOOD ONES. CAT GIRLS. NYAAA-TY ONES. It's Dot Plot Ascension, bringing you the HEAAAT. Nyaaaaa :3Get ready for some pure, unadulterated anime mayhem. It is a fun one.We talk about Wonder Egg Priority, There's No Freakin' Way I'll Be Your Lover... Unless? and All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

worbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a study room in a college library, hot off the back of watching the Van's Warped Tour and drinking unique beverages. You can tell. We mention it. ANYWAYS. We talk about "The Detective is Already Dead," a show that should have been better than it was! We touch base on "Let This Grieving Soul Retire," a show that was bad, given how good the name is! A little Isekai Madlib palate cleanser reminds us of the impact of our worbs, before we finish with a big old bloodivore classic, "Bloody Escape: Bats Out Of Hell," which is technically a film. Get us to a hundo regular listens, and we'll watch it all, on stream, while drinking unique beverages. We GUARANTEE IT. This one is an all-timer, y'all buckle up. It's BIG POD SEASON. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our viewer, and an apology to our dear friend Bobby. Flim Flam is real. Ghoul School is real. And we doubted our boy. Shame on us. May God and Bob forgive us. After that, it is GIRLS NIGHT, BAYBEEEEEEE. ALL GIRLS! ALL ANIMATED IN JAPAN! HELL YEAH! We got Girls Band Cry! Imagine the wacky stuff Quinn can get up to with that title! Then we got The Stories of Girls Who Couldn't Be Magicians! What can they do? Dunno, but it certainly ain't being a magician. We hit an all-timer ISEKAI MADLIB, further proving Bobby Finley's mastery of the form. We're so lucky to have him. We polish it off with a trip to Rascal Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, a title I was absolutely terrified of entering into a google search bar. If you don't get your chuckles on in this episode, I feel sorry for you. Get absolutely Chugged. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden Deductions, which Quinn squanders. He's a squander-y lil fella. Then we get served up a piping hot plate of Scooby-Doo Spook-taculars in "A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!" Robert cooks up some isekai bullshit and takes us to the Boardwalk, and we finish it off with an all-timer. An exquisite example of WHY we do this. The Siren Call of the Anime-mines is none more evident than in "Bogus Skill <<Fruitmaster>> ~About that Time I became able to eat multiple skill fruits (that kill you)~" And We ABANDON OUR ENDING TAGLINE. IT WAS DOGSHIT AND WE KNEW IT. AND THEN, THE CLOUDS PARTED, AND HEAVEN DELIVERED UNTO US A BLESSING FROM BABBALABBA-DINGDONG, HOT BOB HIMSELF! UNTO US HE SPOKE SUCH DIVINE SCRIPTURES THAT I DARE NOT UTTER THEM BEFORE THEY HAVE CHANCE TO TAKE PURCHASE IN YOUR EAR CANALS AND FILL YOUR HEART WITH THE TRUTH AND JUSTICE OF ASCENSION. It's a good show we do here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a never-ending onslaught of advertizements. Bob gets hot and stupid, and wears a bitchin' sweater. Kalena hides her true feelings in Russian sometimes. We talked about some shows, and to be honest I could not be bothered to remember them, we mention them in the show, just listen to it for Christsakes. Happy New Year, glad we made it, and glad you made it with us. Anime Blah Blah Blah, Grandma's Spaghetti <3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure, uncut ascension. LET'S MAKE HISTORY. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk about a couple shows, too. "MASHLE: Muscles and Magic" is first up, and we wish Quinn's thing was real, once again, for the only time this episode. We slink on down to "Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!" and create our most franchisable character, fan-favorite mascot character, and our first direct request for FAN ART. PLEASE DRAW THIS FUCK IMP. We hit the old Isekai Madlib segment hard this week, and it hits back. Finally, Quinn does some of his worst work thus far by creating a very bad and boring show out of "The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic," which he cannot cut from the episode, no matter how badly he wishes he could. We may have finally found our permanent "Thing we always say?!" This episode rules. Munch it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a mediocre job. 7/10 Editing Quinn, sorry for the bad sounds and echo and clipping! Regardless, this is Episode 3 of Season 3 of the Award-Winning anime improv comedy extravaganza known as Dot Plot Ascension. We hit up some Daddies and Buddies, dip our toes into the Aquatope of/on White Sand, and explore the dark depths of the criminal underworld of the Cars franchise in TWOCAR. PLUS! ISEKAI MAD LIBS RETURNS. Will Kalena, Robert, and Quinn figure out how to make this bit survive longer than two episodes? Or will our collective inability to take the premise seriously sink the entire venture? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion! And what's this? Dot Plot Development returns from beyond beyond the grave! What's a Nintendo Playstation, and how will Robert assemble one? Dare we enter... the CROCOSEUM? And there's a third one! It was also funny! I promise! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERATE (that's a call-ahead to a joke in the episode, trust me). Robert, Kalena, and Quinn are all over 30, and hitting their collective mature streak, and ready to warm your poor, scrobbling bones by the warm glow of a new year of HOT POD ACTION. This Week: My New Boss is Goofy, Undead Murder Farce, The Masterful Cat is Depressed Again Today. Buckle in. Quinn got very good at editing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to LEVEL TWO. Bob and Kalena are bringing the HEAT today. And by heat, I mean they hold Quinn to the fire about some stupid anime titles. It's Level Two Time, since Quinn graduated and ascended, and the titles didn't get better, they just got stupid. Up first, we hit Listeners, followed by BEM. BEM. They gave Quinn BEM. Last but not least, actually scratch that, it is the least, a total nothing of a title, it is just K. The title is just, "K" for real. For level Two, Bob and Kalena did Quinn super dirty. It ends in violence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is time. To. ASCEND. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension you horny freaks. It's the show where Bob and Kalena watch a show with a goofy title, give that title to their beautiful idiot friend, Quinn, and have him guess the plot based on that title. He doesn't do great. But hopefully they make jokes along the way. We come in HOT. There's jokes off the top this week. Two sequences of opening music because Editing Quinn had to find a way to splice these bits nicely. 7/10 Editor Quinn. This week, we cover anime based off mobile App games and they all have colons in the title! First ascension: MercstoriA: The Apathetic Boy and The Girl in the Bottle, which may be a mis-translation. WHO KNOWS. Next up: Mr Love: Queen's Choice. This is a good ass name. Respect this name. We take a detour to review some Japanese Mascots! It's Quinn's new segment, where he finds good ass mascots from Japan and shares them with his good friends! Lastly, we build a world from Fight League: Gear Gadget Generators. It gets dark. It gets dark here a lot. ANYWAY...GIMP GUMP GORP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess who got drunk and talked about anime again? We did. Quinn, Kalena, and Robert dive deep into the Chili's Baby Back Swamp of Anime and dig up Infinite Dendrogram, DRAMAtical Murder, and The Price of Smiles. We learn of a great Gunma Tragedy and a Terrible Tummy Secret. Bob steps on Quinn's jokes about a Clown House, but don't worry, they made up. Grab a Scoop of Goop and enjoy this one, these drunk idiots certainly did. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.