FantasyCast Pod

Each generation has its own sexual signature. Our grandparents, by law, were only allowed to make love in the cold light of day, our parents were exclusively into group stuff and ass play, so where does that leave us? Longing, yearning to forge our own sexual path. In this episode we explore what another generation has to teach us about blasting chunk.

Times are tough. It is more important than ever to escape into fantasy. It may be hard, but it is imperative that you remain deeply immersed in sexual fantasy as much as humanly possible. Upon awakening, you MUST immediately enter a rich sexual fantasy world. Ignore distractions entirely, maybe go live in a hotel or highly sexualized hostel far away from your friends and family. Doesn't even matter whether or not you get your nut. Sit in total isolation, meditating on whatever erotic world you've created. It's the only escape from a reality as cruel and meaningless as ours.

This episode is a good ol' fashioned brainstorming session. Twice a week we all get together (the talent, producers, marketing, staff, interns) and brainstorm fantasies to pick the very best for our episodes. Really heavy sexual content on this one. Definitely NSFW. Are we going to get de-platformed? Who cares, let the fun begin. If it's not violent or erotic enough for us, it's not violent or erotic enough for you. We also talk about the classic comedy You, Me and Dupree.

Have you every loved something weird? Something that defines you from everyone else? "I'm not like all the others, because I like the weird thing that most people don't like or have never heard of." Maybe this weird thing is something that will make you interesting to your preferred sexual partner. For us, in this episode, the "weird" thing is demonstrating absolute intimacy by emotionally controlling, physically dominating, or being brutally beaten by the object of our sexual desires. This is what makes us different than you. We are not the same. "We are not the same, I am a MartianAnd I'm hotter than summer rain like Carl ThomasLock, load, ready to aim at any targetI could get your brains for a bargain like I bought it from Target" -"Lil" Wayne Carter

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Nothing hits quite like an orgy. If you like group stuff, which thanksgiving basically is (substitute sex for gorging on food), you will LOVE this episode. We guarantee you will be freed from suffering after listening to us talk nice to each other.

Every important person in history is only as good as the team of sycophants who surround them. On this episode, we are joined by star of stage and screen Brooke Bundy as we fantasize about our ideal team. Moreover, how will we manage our teams, keep them servile, productive and hyper-aroused as we casually dominate them.

This episode we take you, the listener, inside the Fantasy Chamber. No, it's not ACTUALLY a chamber, but a twice-weekly fantasy brainstorming session where we workshop sexual and violent fantasies. You get a peek at our sexually-generative process and how we delivery such high quality fantasies every show. Turning people on is a craft like anything else and we are proud to share ours with you, the listener!

Working with someone to achieve a goal. What's more erotic than that? What is sex if not two or more people working towards the same goal? Whether that be climax, emasculation, punishment, humiliation, or complete and total subjugation, you need to work with the freak across the bed from you to prove to yourself you have what it takes to blast.

"Father thank you for the gathering of friends, Father we give thanks for all the erotic choices we've made because that's what makes us who we are, let us forever cherish the loved ones we've lost to sexually explicit accidents along the way; thank you for the Little Angel-brand bullet vibrator, the newest addition to our family, thank you for bringing Letty home, and most of all thank you for fast cars." Vin Diesel - The Fast and the Furious 6 Hope you all enjoy this episode!

This is a bonus episode that is a compilation of all five chapters of The Friend, an extensive sexual fantasy that is so erotic… so sensual… so unchained that it edges on illegal. Do you like getting teased and tormented? Do you like being turned on so bad you almost lose your mind? One more question: do you like having someone whisper in your ear the most fearless and titillating stories that were made in a lab to make you experience ultimate sexual pleasure? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you’re like me, a sexual outlaw, a freak in the sheets AND most of all a dreamer who isn’t afraid to go where most are too chickenshit to tread. Plug your pods in your dome, kick back, press play and prepare to spray.

Pleasure comes to us in all forms. From having an orgasm at a rave, to enjoying a ice cold Pepsi on a hot day. Dancing. Getting a massage. Taking a piping hot shower. Eating Italian Ice from the spoon of someone you care about. Getting eaten out. Fighting your enemy and winning. Tune in as we explore a full range of titillation.

Workshop time! Collaboration is the key to any successful erotic fantasy. No one is an island. In this episode we bring some sexual fantasy ideas to the writers table in order to create the hottest possible product.