Messi is Trans, Haaland will be the GOAT, & Trump Declares War on World Cup

About this episode

The episode discusses various topics related to the World Cup, including Messi's influence, Haaland's potential, and cultural observations.

YERRRR good Morning - we're talking all things World Cup: - Is FIFA favoring Messi? - Haaland becoming a potential GOAT - Scots are White Mexicans - Knicks Winning - Close call in San Antonio and much, much more. Timestamps: 0:00 FIFA favoring Messi 1:22 Greatest World Cup ever 3:18 Trashcan Knicks Fan Fired 6:32 Norwegian Row is mid + American chants 7:54 Hot Ladies, AI gooning + Spank bank 17:48 4 years is a long time 18:54 US knocked out + FIFA corrupt for us 23:43 Messi = trans, Haaland potential GOAT + Best White? 30:16 Monkey Whites, Haaland is FUNNY 35:26 Brits are best at chants + Argentines are RACIST? 38:17 Developing talent + Brazil better when Catholic 41:09 Bribe players to play for US + Stars were shining 43:49 Should penalties decide games? 47:57 Change the red card rule + US pens 49:50 Congolese fan 51:16 Witnessing history, Scots are White Mexicans*** + Sharing culture 59:18 French are perfectly refined + Unwritten rules 1:03:20 Beans on toast, British desserts + Napoleon Pizza 1:10:33 US have greatest condiments + 78 is too HIGH 1:15:09 Welcome Back, Cape Verde GK + Penalize flopping 1:18:14 Tennis elbow + Farmers market is cosplay*** 1:21:58 Mothers, Boys v…

People in this episode

Hosts: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh

Topics covered

• World Cup
• FIFA
• Soccer
• Sports Commentary
• Cultural Observations
• Comedy

Keywords

• Messi
• Haaland
• World Cup
• FIFA
• Soccer
• Comedy
• Cultural Commentary

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: FIFA, Knicks, AI, Napoleon Pizza

Places: Scotland, US, Brazil, Cape Verde, San Antonio, Mexico, France

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