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A-Bomb laments his limp tifo experience and longs for the return of Graham Souness armed with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Chappo discovers that Patricia is actually Karen, and learns that to truly understand England, you must first infiltrate a rural Facebook group. We dive deep into the mysteries of Hawaii, where eggs are priceless and Sarah the Egg Lady allegedly gives her chickens foot rubs. Yes, really. Naturally, there’s football talk—Liverpool get their flowers—and we try to keep up with the chaos.Oh, and a public service announcement: never forget—Sheffield’s women favour cherry vapes and possess ankles the size of which are the stuff of legend.It’s unfiltered, it’s unapologetic, and it’s all happening now. Buckle up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a quick update on the greedy Glazers and Ratcliffe, that scruffy bastard. Honestly, it’s a mess. The Glazers are still lining their pockets at the expense of the club, while Ratcliffe is playing his usual games, acting like he’s a savior while probably just out for the next big payday. What a circus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's show kicks off with a brief introduction to Manchester United's financial announcement—while A-Bomb is busy sunning his arse in the Mediterranean, and once again, Chapo is dishing out his infamous 'hawk and tun' update straight from a police car park. It's bound to be a right laugh unless you are the person with the chair to your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, we dive into some truly thought-provoking (and slightly absurd) topics: the pros and cons of linesmen carrying guns—because why not spice up those offside debates? We ask the pressing question: why did Lee Gunner really move to Spain? We also explore goalkeepers with unique names like "Kinky" (yes, that’s a real thing), and ponder whether council sports facilities should be converted into grow facilities. Of course, we’ve got a full roundup of all the drama, triumphs, and fiascos from the football world and lastly if you put the word "GANG" in front of a sentance why does it sounds sexual.Finally, we’d like to dedicate this episode to the legendary Dennis Law—a true icon of the game whose legacy continues to inspire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s show, we’re discussing a topic very close to our hearts: Men’s Mental Health Week. If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at 116 123 or visit samaritans.org. And remember, you can always reach out to us too. Let’s keep the conversation going.On a lighter note, we tackle the big questions: Should a used condom really be grounds to cancel a game? Does Chapo have a point about Steve Cooper actually looking like a policeman? Did Bandit almost off his missus by whisking her away to South Wales during Storm Burt—or, if not, what were his alternatives?All this and plenty more chaos on your favourite, The Football Ranter podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a heads-up, everyone—we've finally cracked the code on our editing platform, so brace yourselves for a flood of content on your timelines. Yes, we’re thrilled to have stumbled upon a winning formula (after only about a hundred attempts) that we can totally build on. And no, I’m not expecting anyone from Sheffield to get excited or even have the capcity to read, since we all know it’s basically the UK’s preferred dumping group for the nation’s dullards and imbeciles. Oh, and speaking of imbeciles—Trump again? Seriously? What is it with you people—do you all hail from Sheffield?Buckle up for another Rant abour loads of Stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we go! We're back and ranting to go for our 1st show on transfer deadline day—we have players out, players in from the crew, and the of course the chaos is in full swing! Roadman’s still checking in on you to make sure your ok, while Chapo's still got that burning hatred for Sheffield and Bomb is still trying to keep things in check. Join us as we dive into the wild ramblings of the crew and gear up for an exciting season full of madness on the Football Ranter podcast!You won’t want to miss it!shouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_footballPs Sheffield get F$%ked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We deeply apologise for the lack of content as recent issues with the Podcasting platform have led to the loss of many of our classic Rants. Upon further investigation, we discovered that the platform is hosted in Sheffield at a facility associated with Scientology. Make of that what you will.Rest assured, we will be back very soon with new content. Once again, we apologise for the delay. As always, we express our frustrations with Sheffield its awful infrastructure, and we hope that the recent defeat Arsenal inflicted upon you reflects the challenges you face.Thank you for your patience and continued support. !Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029shouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.