Girls Next Door

Neighbours! In this episode of Girls Next Door, the girls are back (literally) and feeling the physical toll of their wild lifestyle. Steph recounts a catastrophic back injury triggered by a simple treadmill walk that left her "laugh-twerking" in pain on a lift floor.The trip down memory lane doesn't stop there. The girls dive into their chaotic "Van Life" days in Byron Bay, featuring encounters with machete-wielding neighbours, mysterious cult leaders, and a local eccentric known for humping bicycles.Later, they tackle tough listener dilemmas in the Sealed Section and Confessions:The Travel Trap: A concerned father writes in about his daughter’s romance with a "douchebag" traveler.The Seven-Year Itch: A listener wonders if a lack of shared ambition is a dealbreaker in a long-term relationship.First Date Philosophies: The group debates the merits of having sex on the first date to test chemistry immediately.Finally, the episode wraps up with a hilarious "Horror Story" involving a Spring Break festival, a desperate need for a bathroom, and a very unfortunate shoulder ride.Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!

Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face.In this episode, we cover:The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face.Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for."The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother.Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber.The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school.The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer.Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment!

G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic.Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era.After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar."To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes.The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

Neighbours, welcome back for what’s been an absolute mental week. Following the massive response to Holly’s recent split, the girls are leaning right into their "single era" and the tightening of the community. They kick things off by chatting about why the "big block" is a non-negotiable move to protect your peace from burner accounts and toxic vibes. It’s more than just hitting a button, it’s a proper bonding session for everyone who’s had to choose themselves and move on.To celebrate this fresh start, the girls have a high-stakes Rom-Com Draft, arguing over the best 90s and Y2K classics. Everything from 10 Things I Hate About You to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.The games keep rolling with a round of "Build-a-Boy," where they try to put together the perfect partner based on looks, work, values, hobbie and personal qualities. However, they quickly realise that even a fit, 6'4" bloke with family values is a total deal-breaker if he’s got a squeaky high-pitched voice or a dodgy habit of snaking your waves in the surf.Things get properly hectic during the "After Dark" segment, as the girls go through a stack of neighbour confessions. We’re talking petty revenge involving golf balls in exhaust pipes, and a first-sleepover horror story that involves a tragic dog seizure and a frantic bathroom retrieval. No topic is off-limits here. Amidst the chaos, the girls reckon there are some solid ways to heal, from "unbroken writing" journals to just getting up and dancing. It’s a timely reminder to stop wasting time on "dirty dogs" and start backing yourself.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

This week, we’re recapping the WSL after-party chaos where Steph gets relentlessly pursued by a Gen Z “hair-flicker” who definitely lied about his age. We finally put Holly's harmonica skills to the test.Plus, we dive into your letters about near-death experiences, including the many lives of Brianna and some truly unhinged confessions involving "shower thrones," the "ant eater" anatomy lesson, and a very unexpected closet companion.

Would you jump into the water with 20 people just to keep a legend afloat? What if a Great White was waiting for you on the other side?In episode three, Steph and Holly Davey are coming to you straight from the energy of the Rip Curl Pro at Bells Beach. The girls recount a life-changing morning out on the water with the legendary Barney Miller and 8-time World Champ Steph Gilmore, a session that quickly turned from "pro-surfing royalty" to "two seals in a shark tank".The chaos doesn't stop at the shoreline. Steph and Holly dive deep into the Davey family archives for a round of "I Can’t Believe They Let Us Do That," featuring:The "Methylated Spirits" Cure: Why their dad’s answer to every sports injury involved a bottle of Metho and biting on a jumper.Fireball Soccer: A childhood game involving toilet paper, more methylated spirits, and a complete lack of adult supervision.From swallowing sausages whole to a very specific (and slightly terrifying) Russian Babushka doll incident.Whether it's dodging sharks or dodging HR nightmares in the IT department, this episode is a wild ride with the Girls Next Door.Subscribe, like, and tell your neighbors, because that’s what good neighbors do!

In the first episode of Girls Next Door, we’re (Steph and Holly... hey 👋) starting at 100mph with stories that are equal parts tragic, traumatic, and just plain gross.We’re revisiting the day a childhood home went up in flames before diving into a listener inbox that truly needs an exorcism.We unpack "Atrium-Gate"—a Year 12 Biology disaster involving a fern, a "code brown," and a 10-year cover-up—and help a listener who is currently "dyin’" inside after moaning her ex’s name in the heat of the moment.Plus, we tackle the ultimate "red flag" mystery: what do you do when your dentist boyfriend has a locked room full of labeled human teeth? From a tattoo cream hack that left a relationship feeling a little too numb, to a "meet the parents" dinner where the dad turns out to be a former bathroom-cubicle hookup, this episode is a wild ride through smoke, scandals, and very shitty secrets.Welcome to the neighborhood.