Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

There comes a time in every podcast's life where you have to make a change. That time has come for Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. The little podcast that could is sunsetting itself. We've been largely off the air for the past few years and despite our best efforts, we haven't been able to pull it together. So it is with sort of heavy hearts that we lay this podcast to rest.BUTJust because one podcast has to end doesn't mean another one can't take its place! Ashley and I are like a parasite. We can only truly thrive when we're doing what we do on the internet for the fine folks like you. If you're reading this, we want to let you know that we are BACK! For real this time. We're setting our expectations a little lower, and we're working with what we've got. What do we got, you ask? ONE HALF HOURThat's right. We're going to be putting out a BRAND NEW podcast called “Stephen and Smash's Half Hour of Power.” It's a smaller show than Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, at least for now, with the small objective of producing 30 minutes of content once a week. We're shooting for every Thursday but there may be days and weeks where we have to move the date or time to get the show in your ears.So hold on tight, add a new podcast to your podcast service of choice, and let's get this show on the road! There's no sense looking back when we have so much more ahead of us.https://www.halfhourofpower.comReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA's astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to clues about life on other planets.Intact iPhone found after 16K-foot plunge from Alaska Airlines flightTennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toesWords of Wisdom:“Without music, life is a journey through a desert.” -Pat ConroyOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:All Hallows’ Eve was the day where the Celts paid their respects to the dead. Samhain signified the end of one season’s cycle and the beginning of the next one. They believed that the veil was thin on that night so that the souls of people who perished that year were able to move on to the other world. Offerings, such as vegetables or fruits, were given in order to aid the dead in their passing.Man Accused of Masturbating in Target Claims It Was Dildo, Not His Actual PenisWords of Wisdom:“Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary Gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death and ourselves.” ― Stewart StaffordOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3FReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was a very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We recorded it during our charity stream for Toys for Tots! We had an absolute blast with it, but you might be confused by some of the breaks, lots of audience call outs, and … we did a lot of squats. Either way, we hope you enjoy this audio edition of the show! If you have some extra cash sitting around, swing over to https://www.2dorks.net/toys to donate to Toys for Tots! We've already raised $2200 for the charity and couldn't be more grateful for all of your generosity. Thank you! Enjoy the show!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was just all fun stuff this week!Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Otters are part of the Mustelidae family, which is a family of carnivorous mammals that includes skunks, weasels, wolverines, and badgers. The sea otter is the largest member of the weasel family, yet the smallest marine mammal in North America.Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantineStarbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained methWhat Are Cambodia’s ‘Penis Plants' That Are On The Verge Of Extinction?FAA Inspector Took ‘Money and Hookers' To Ignore ViolationsWords of Wisdom:“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”— Walt WhitmanReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75Factoid of the Week:The origin of the word “sinister” reflects a historical bias against left-handed people. It comes from the Latin word for “left,” which was also seen to be unlucky or evil.Customers, Employees Spend Night Watching TV, Sleeping in Ikea After Snowstorm Traps ThemCelebrate the holidays at the ‘Home Alone’ house, now up for rent on AirbnbSperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plasticMore than a third of world’s population have never used internetWords of Wisdom:“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.” -John IrvingReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.