584 - Cry Havoc and Let Loose the Swears of War
From Horseshoes & Hand Grenades by Stephen and Ashley
February 2, 2026 · 1h 18m · Episode 584
About this episode
The hosts tackle various humorous topics including home schooling, AI, and the nature of snow while sharing absurd news stories.
Another FINE episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure. I think we really solved most of the world's problems in this one. We at least made sure people never joined a home schooling board, or created AI agents to help direct your life. So, mission accomplished? Snow isn’t actually white — it’s transparent. It only looks white because millions of tiny ice crystals bounce light around like a busted disco ball, which is why packed or melting snow starts to look gray and sad once the light stops bouncing and reality sets in. France moves to abolish concept of marital duty to have sex Crews remove sex toy that was found affixed to clock tower at Cornish Park in downtown Algonquin Teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chop Hasbro Sued for Printing Too Many Magic: The Gathering Cards “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” — John Steinbeck Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways! BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.com Discord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
People in this episode
Hosts: Stephen, Ashley
Topics covered
- comedy
- home schooling
- AI agents
- marital duty
- pork chop battery
- Magic: The Gathering
- snow transparency
Keywords
- comedy podcast
- home schooling
- AI
- snow
- France
- Hasbro
- Magic: The Gathering
- John Steinbeck
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Hasbro
Books & works: Magic: The Gathering
Places: France, Cornish Park
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