I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast

1996 Jack Starring Robin Williams After an unusually short pregnancy, Karen Powell (Diane Lane) gives birth to a baby boy whose body ages much faster than the normal rate. With her husband, Brian (Brian Kerwin), Karen raises their son, Jack (Robin Williams), who appears to be a 40-year-old man when he is only 10. Though Jack ages rapidly physically, he is mentally and emotionally still a young boy, which causes him considerable difficulty. Eventually, Jack gains the support of his peers, which helps him live a fuller life.

This week, Jeff laments Jason Universe and Sean can't stop laughing at the 'new' Jason Voorhees. New Movies Tony Directed by Matt Johnson Starring Dominic Sessa and Antonio Banderas Nineteen-year-old Anthony Bourdain stumbles into the chaotic world of a restaurant kitchen, setting off a summer that shapes the course of his life. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma Directed by Jane Schoenbrun A queer director making a slasher franchise sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's "final girl," leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos. Classic The life, legacy and film career of Dolly Parton

Jeff and Sean talk about weird, bad and cool neighbors. I Want Your Sex Directed by Gregg Araki Starring Cooper Hoffman and Olivia Wilde A nervous, horny young artist (Hoffman) gets a job as an assistant to an elite artist known for her boldly sexual work. When she invites him for casual BDSM sex he takes to it more than he expected to, but when feelings get involved, things spin out of control. One Night Only Directed by Will Gluck Starring Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro A fascist rom-com attempts to sell fascist ideas to the masses. Our Classic The Doom Generation Directed by Gregg Araki Starring Rose McGowan and Jonathan Schaech Teens Jordan White (James Duval) and Amy Blue (Rose McGowan) pick up a handsome drifter named Xavier Red (Johnathon Schaech). Red tends to create combustible situations -- for example, a trip to a convenience store leads to a clerk getting decapitated. Afterward, the trio voyages through small-town America, where Amy is accosted by various men claiming to be her lovers, and she and Jordan find themselves drawn to Xavier. But can any amount of sex lift the sense of doom hanging over them?

We're talking Adventure Figures with Jeff's collecting corner. The Box Office for Spider-Man was massive, an all time domestic record at $360 million dollars. Spider-Man Brand New Day Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, Jacob Batalon, and Sadie Sink Spider-Man: Brand New Day follows Peter Parker as he starts over after the world forgets his identity, trying to live a normal college life while protecting New York on a more street-level scale. When a new threat emerges, he allies with unexpected partners, facing moral dilemmas and personal sacrifice. With Destin Daniel Cretton directing and a strong ensemble cast, early buzz praises its fresh emotional tone and grounded action, making it a highly anticipated MCU entry. Classic Blood Diner Directed by Jackie Kong Blood Diner (1987) is a campy horror-comedy where two brothers run a vegetarian restaurant as cover for collecting body parts to resurrect an ancient goddess. Packed with over-the-top gore, absurd humor, and outrageous set pieces, it plays as a spoof of grindhouse splatter films. Reviews are mixed—some praising its cult appeal and ridiculous fun, others finding it crass and uneven—making it best for fans of schlocky, tongue‐in‐cheek B‐horror.

On this week's I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast Jeff gets Gay-splained on the internet about Friends of Dorothy Sean won't stop investigating the disappearance of Tammy Lynn Leppert Mandolorian and Grogu finished behind a pair of original horror movies at the Box Office New Movies Backrooms Directed by Kane Parsons Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve After a therapist's patient disappears into a dimension beyond reality, she must venture into the unknown to save him. Remarkably Bright Creatures Directed by Olivia Hoffman Starring Sally Field and Lewis Pullman Through unlikely bonds formed during night shifts at a local aquarium, Tova, an elderly widow, learns of a life-changing discovery that may bring her joy and wonder once again. Pressure Directed by Anthony Maras Starring Andrew Scott and Brendan Frase The fate of the free world hangs in the balance as Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower and Capt. James Stagg faced an impossible choice -- launch the D-Day invasion or risk losing World War II altogether. Classic Chopping Mall (1986) Directed by Jim Wynorski Starring Paul Bartell and Mary Woronov The Blands from Eating Raoul appear in the first scene, steal the whole movie and leave nothing behind them.

Early buzz on The Mandalorian and Grogu Weekend Box Office Obsession Directed by Curry Barker Starring Inde Navarette and Michael Johnston After breaking the mysterious "One Wish Willow" to win his crush's heart, a hopeless romantic gets exactly what he asked for. However, he soon discovers that some desires come at a dark and sinister price. Is God Is Directed by Alishea Harris Starring Kari Young and Mallori Johnson Two sisters embark on an epic quest for revenge, confronting a charged family history that pushes them to extraordinary lengths. Classic Graduation Day Directed by Herb Freed Starring Starring Christopher George, Linnea Quigley Two sisters embark on an epic quest for revenge, confronting a charged family history that pushes them to extraordinary lengths.

Who stole Return of the Jedi? Sean shares a story about a 1980s teenager who stole a full theater print of Star Wars Return of the Jedi. The Box Office is strong at the top but good movies are still being ignored. The Devil Wears Prada 2 Directed by David Frankel Starring Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci Miranda Priestly struggles against Emily Charlton, her former assistant turned rival executive, as they compete for advertising revenue amid declining print media, while Miranda nears retirement. Hokum Directed by Damian McCarthy Starring Adam Scott When novelist Ohm Bauman retreats to a remote inn to scatter his parents' ashes, he's consumed by tales of a witch that haunts the honeymoon suite. Soon, disturbing visions and a shocking disappearance force him to confront dark corners of his past. Mortal Kombat 2 Directed by Simon McQuoid Starring Karl Urban Johnny Cage joins other fighters in the ultimate, no-holds-barred battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn, a powerful tyrant who threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders. The Sheep Detectives Directed by Kyle Balda Starring Hugh Jackman, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Bryan Cranston George Hardy is a shepherd who loves to read murder mysteries to his sheep, never suspecting that they can understand him. When George is found dead under mysterious circumstances, the sheep decide to solve the crime themselves, even if it means leaving their meadow for the first time and facing the fact that the human world isn't as simple as it appears in books. Classic Black Sheep Directed by Jonathan King Starring Danielle Mason Sheep-fearing Henry (Nathan Meister) returns to his brother's (Peter Feeney) New Zealand farm, hoping his sibling will buy out his share of the property. However, what he finds are genetically altered sheep that prey on humans and turn their victims into undead, woolly killers. Shear madness ensues as Henry, an animal-rights activist (Danielle Mason) and a farmhand (Tammy Davis) set out to stop the rampaging animals.