I SHAKE MY HEAD

Did you know putting on panties could land you in physio like, is there an age when your underwear should come with a warning label. And is there a secret instruction manual for midlife hips, or are we all just freestyle skating through our drawers, hoping gravity isn’t the enemy today? Lisa LOVES salmon. Bake it, grill it, cedar-plank it, she's in. But turn that beautiful piece of fish into a patty, slap it on a bun, and suddenly it's a hard no. A salmon burger is where she draws the line. Why take perfectly good salmon and compress it into a hockey puck? Could someone explain why everyone’s putting devilled eggs inside dill pickles now? Did we lose a bet with the internet, or are pickles launching some kind of covert snack uprising? Is there some secret rivalry for event sweater snazziness at your office like, if your co-worker ups their game, do you immediately need a “dressy t-shirt,” or is it fine to just keep recycling your “generic black and white” like a true Canadian on a budget? Why does every burger photo look like a supermodel and then your smash burger shows up looking like it fell off the bus at Moose Jaw? And why are fast food joints sneaking thick-cut onions into everything? Have you found yourself unable to commit to cleaning? Deciding that as long as your house looks clean, deep-clean feelings can totally wait until September? What’s the etiquette for holding the door for strangers? Are you a long door holder or a swift door slammer? Ready for more mayhem, oversharing, and the kind of laughter that makes you snort at the Shoppers checkout? Tune in to I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam where midlife gets roasted, the real talk never stops, and everyone’s invited to the chaos. Lisa and Sam are your ride-or-die for every awkward, relatable, and hilariously Canadian moment don’t miss out, friends! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyhead You can also find us on: Website www.ishakemyheadpod.com or https://www.womeninmedia.network Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyhead Facebook I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Tik Tok i_shakemyhead Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ishakemyhead Grab some cool merchandise at https://ishakemyhead.threadless.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lisa has declined angel wings in the afterlife, citing fashion concerns. Samantha believes this may impact her final destination. If you’ve ever: • Judged someone silently in a public bathroom • Treated true crime like a life skills course • Considered compression stockings a personal attack • Or described a sandwich as “fake teeth friendly” You are our people. This week on I Shake My Head, two midlife women overanalyze everything, heaven, hygiene, aging, and Google search results, so you don’t have to. Smart. Ridiculous. Slightly inappropriate. Midlife comedy at its finest. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyhead You can also find us on: Website www.ishakemyheadpod.com or https://www.womeninmedia.network Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyhead Facebook I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Tik Tok i_shakemyhead Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ishakemyhead Grab some cool merchandise at https://ishakemyhead.threadless.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is your bra secretly plotting the course of your entire day, transforming from trusted friend to rib-crushing adversary before lunch? When exactly did weekend comfort boil down to finding the least mean-spirited bra in the drawer? Could men survive the daily struggle of strapping into something supportive and tight for 12 hours? Why do front pleats, bell bottoms, and neon keep coming, and is Samantha right to warn Lisa against making a pleated pants comeback? Sam is calling out the audacity of men taking credit where none was due and squeezing out the women who were the ones making history. Are you and your BFF spiraling into irreconcilable TV incompatibility over “The Pit” and “Chicken Sisters”? Are you also checking your look from every angle before heading out, curious if your “gobble” is gobbling unevenly? Can you spot fake teeth or fake eyelashes, and do you believe anyone’s ever been fooled by a perfect uniboob? Are 4,000 or 6,000 celebrity “conquests” fascinating or just disgusting, and why do women get shamed while men get crowned “studs”? Why was there carpet in the kitchen AND bathroom in the 70s, and how did we not notice the smell? Join us for laughs, nostalgic tangents, tiny annoyances, and real talk on everything from slipper allegiances to pleat fashion crises. It’s another episode with Lisa and Samantha where the only guarantee is you’ll find yourself shaking your head and loving every minute of it. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyhead You can also find us on: Website www.ishakemyheadpod.com or https://www.womeninmedia.network Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyhead Facebook I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Tik Tok i_shakemyhead Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ishakemyhead Grab some cool merchandise at https://ishakemyhead.threadless.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is impatience really just a desire for efficiency, or is Lisa in denial about her lack of patience? Do you get annoyed by slow elevators, drive-throughs that don't zigzag fast enough, or people who don't reply right away? Is it really being a “Karen” to want your new teeth just right, or is Lisa getting kicked out of the denturist's office for demanding perfection? Can refusing to appreciate French onion soup really divide friendships? Are book people annoyingly braggy about their TBR piles? Is it time for midlife women everywhere to finally take a stand, call out rudeness, and tell folks to “sit down and shut up”? Are you fed up with every daily task needing a new app, or do you embrace the future of smartphone technology? Is “because I said so” truly the unbeatable trump card in arguments, and should parents everywhere bring it back as the ultimate conversation stopper? Do you have a secret hang-up about refusing to finish milk, pop, or coffee down to the last drop, or is Lisa alone in her bottom-of-the-bottle paranoia? Is the male version of Karen actually a David or a Dan, and do you believe male coworkers deserve their own meme status? Should all food be takeout, or has Uber Eats gone too far? Tune in for all these head-shaking questions, plus listener shout-outs, cookie debates, and more hilarious midlife reminders to keep shaking your head at life’s quirks! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyhead You can also find us on: Website www.ishakemyheadpod.com or https://www.womeninmedia.network Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyhead Facebook I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Tik Tok i_shakemyhead Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ishakemyhead Grab some cool merchandise at https://ishakemyhead.threadless.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Could baskets be the magic cure for chaos, or are they just Lisa’s latest “organized pile” in disguise? Is buying bins truly the first step, or only wishful thinking before delegating the heavy lifting to an imaginary sidekick? Who really believes an email from a psychic who knows your exact birth date but still needs you to “click pay now” to unlock your destiny and why is Lisa so convinced her fate is 400 years in the making? Can a New Year’s no sugar resolution survive if every single sweet donut sprinkles, a spoonful in coffee, or even the extra shake on cereal is suddenly “necessary”? Is menopause really just an endless bout of itchiness, and do oatmeal baths cure everything including friendship squabbles about body lotion and vitamin D? When pajamas go from under the pillow as a kid to big, ugly, “voluminous” comfort as an adult, is it liberation or just the new cool? What did Gen X really survive, feral childhoods, helmetless bike rides, and the ultimate parental tough love? Can “k” in a text actually ruin your day, or is that just a symptom of the trigger-happy next generation? Join Lisa and Sam for organized chaos, psychic nonsense, sugar dilemmas, and the gen-x wisdom you didn’t know you needed. Come for the laughs; stay for the head shakes! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyhead You can also find us on: Website www.ishakemyheadpod.com or https://www.womeninmedia.network Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyhead Facebook I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Tik Tok i_shakemyhead Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ishakemyhead Grab some cool merchandise at https://ishakemyhead.threadless.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices