Ironing out the Kinks

What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover? This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless. Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside:– A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses– A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag– An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy– A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E)– A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat– Emotional dilemmas including: → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how? → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off? → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside:– A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut– A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys– A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right?– A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed– A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms– A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake– And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.

This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside:– A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy– A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of)– A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick– The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules– A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion– A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag– And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time” Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.

This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got:– A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence– A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t)– A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally)– A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood– A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb– And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage. We dig into:- The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online- A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms- The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself- A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever- And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist Time Stamps 08:09 - Naughty Corner34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game)37:43 - Confessions41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments. Then things get messy:– A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck– A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating– The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one– And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV. Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church. 00:00 Intro 02:30 In The News14:25 Naughty Corner 30:20 A Confession 39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole!51:45 Would You Rather?

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas. Then it gets properly unhinged. – A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out– A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball– A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal– And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned. 00:00 Intro08:15 Naughty Corner33:35 Updates and Shoutouts38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide44:55 Confession Booth50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one. In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner). Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah. We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain. Timestamps below:03:44 – Submariners08:36 – Naughty Corner37:10 – Filthy Fortunes43:50 – Confessions1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole1:17:43 – Would You Rather

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence? We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone. And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us. Timestamps:02:01 - Luke’s Kink06:40 - Naughty Corner24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants35:05 - Sex Toy Review41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole1:03:03 - Would You Rather

00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks14:40 Naughty Corner39:30 Filthy Fortunes46:30 Confession Booth49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole!59:05 Would You Rather?

00:00 Intro 04:30 History of Sex14:55 Naughty Corner30:20 Quiz On My Face36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!46:10 Would You Rather?