Land of Eem: Actual Play

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A hidden door with a brass nose stares back at the party from deep in the Lost Willows—and the only way through is to smell like the right recipe. What starts as a simple dungeon crawl quickly turns into a chaotic puzzle as the party hunts the outcast Tricky Toe gangster Harn Twinbeard. His swamp hideout is designed to waste time, drain supplies, and make us question every ally we’ve brought along. The search begins with a secret entrance carved into a t...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A professional drake hunter corners the party in a quiet Mushmash library—and instead of backing down, our heroes do what any sensible adventurers would do: double down on the chaos. Armed with a bargain-bin disguise, a hired trumpeter, and a half-baked plan, the group attempts to infiltrate the hunter’s next expedition. But their real objective still lurks deep in the swamp: finding Harn Twinbeard somewhere in the Lost Willows, all while a deadly black ...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Locked underground with limited options, the party debates the true economics of dungeon crawling: escape now or chase glory later? A clumsy encounter with a used-to-be tiger turns into a clever getaway, setting the tone for a bold gamble—burn six hard-earned keys on a mythic horde and trust the dice. In true Land of Eem fashion, the risk pays off. The loot changes everything. We pull gear that reshapes combat and exploration: a beetle-carapace shield th...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A swamp tavern, a bad plan, and a living tower that beats like a heart—this episode of our family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play goes from jokes to jeopardy fast. Joined by Bellow and Chini, we journey south to reach Dark Shroom Tower, a cult stronghold sealed behind Fungals that only open to foul words. The bluff works… until it doesn’t. When the elder’s telepathy tears the lie apart, the door slams shut and we’re trapped inside, forced to turn ...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A hill that breathes, a lake that bites, and a knight who refuses to quit—just another day in the whimsical, family-friendly Land of Eem TTRPG Actual Play! This episode dives deep into hexcrawling chaos across the Quagmash, where danger is playful, heartfelt, and delightfully unpredictable. If you love lighthearted fantasy roleplay and tabletop RPG adventure, this one’s packed with memorable moments. We kick things off with quick plugs for the Land of Ee...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! The swamp doesn’t care if you’re ready—but in this Land of Eem Actual Play, our heroes limp in anyway, light on rations and heavy on jokes. What starts with broom-closet lodging, “swamp carrots,” and a roadside magic shop soon unravels into gang intrigue, dangerous travel, and a lead on the elusive Harn Twinbeard. Bogtown proves to be a crossroads: Charlie pays us for our troubles but tries to keep his Underbrink ties under wraps. We shadow the Tricky To...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! 🍜 What starts as a secret bard concert with a speakeasy vibe takes a sharp left turn into Bogtown’s most feared storefront: Nork’s Noodles. In this episode of our Land of Eem Actual Play, the party dives into criminal intrigue, kitchen warfare, and dangerous loyalties in the heart of the Mucklands. The plan was simple: pull a Yojimbo, infiltrate a gang, and free the streets with clever moves. But behind the counter at Nork’s, things got messy fast. From ...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Step into the whimsical chaos of Land of Eem Actual Play, where family-friendly fantasy RPG meets hilariously bad decision-making! In this episode, Brendo the Welkin Bard and Hooch the Mushroom Rascal are tasked by Inspector Maisel Underbrink with capturing Vern “the Burn” Mancini—Bogtown’s most notorious arsonist. But in true Land of Eem fashion, things quickly spiral out of control. Instead of a straightforward arrest, our heroes hatch a bizarre plan i...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! From a chance encounter with Sven the Yodeling Troll to a daring escape through a portal with the legendary Eye of Ek, our 63-episode Land of Eem Actual Play campaign has been nothing short of a whimsical TTRPG journey. This finale retrospective dives into the wildest moments of Riley and Galen’s adventures across the Mucklins—and the unforgettable cast of characters that grew out of dice rolls and chance encounters. As we flip through George’s meticulou...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Land of Eem Actual Play | Into the Volcano – Magma Monsters, Pirate Ambushes & the Truth About Weldar Terror returns in this high-stakes episode of the Land of Eem Actual Play Podcast as Riley and Galen brave the deadly shores of Terror Island once more—this time with the reluctant Weldar in tow, a former villain now humbled in a tight Hawaiian shirt. From their first steps back into the jungle, danger is relentless. A run-in with Yaljack pirates sen...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! Season 3 Finale | Pirate Alliances, Sea Monsters & the Battle for Skelowack Strand The Land of Eem podcast sets sail for its most explosive episode yet! In this epic season finale, Galen and Riley join forces with the infamous Captain Verma Woodenfoot and the Pirate Court to launch a daring assault on the Daggerhearts’ lighthouse stronghold—a pirate fortress threatening the fragile peace of Skelowack Strand. But strategy quickly turns to chaos as a m...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A chance rescue mission to the derelict Lookout Island lighthouse takes a dramatic turn when Captain Noggins and crew stumble upon a secret lair of the feared Dagger Heart pirates. But discovery comes with danger when First Mate Galen narrowly survives a deadly pendulum trap, leaving him barely clinging to consciousness. Before this revelation, tensions aboard ship boil over as crewmate Thrang attempts mutiny, coveting the mysterious Wraith Keeper artif...

Have something to say? Send us a Text! A luxury yacht isn't exactly what comes to mind when planning a dangerous expedition to a place called "Terror Island," but that's precisely the vessel Rylee and Galen find themselves commanding. After finally reaching Muckland Harbor, they discover their old friend Noggin has transformed their galleon into a pleasure craft complete with shuffleboard decks, noodle dispensers, and two men named Lou who handle waste disposal duties. The mission seems simp...