Lise and Sarah

Why did supermarket samples disappear? Bring them back! Stop charging us for paper bags and bring in the cheese! Plus, the horror of technology dobbing you in - including Strava sex documentation - and whether a trip to Paris to see Celine Dion can be written off as podcast research. Plus: why is a handheld fan being dismissed as a “silly luxury” because it’s targeted at women? Lise would like to have a word about it. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

Perth, you yelled and we heard you After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December! And yes, it’s happening FAST. 🪩 Saturday 5 December 🪩 Metro City Perth 🪩 General public tickets on sale Friday 19 June at 11am Perth time. Want early access to tickets? There are TWO WAYS: But stuff that. Since you’ve read the show notes we’re gonna make it really easy. The Pre-Sale link is right here: https://mtix.me/discoclub Pre-sale is open from Thursday 18 June at 10am Perth time until Friday 19 June at 10am Perth time. You can still sign up to Disco Mail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (https://www.discoclub.com.au/) to get tips and other things, or get your pre-sale access that way! And Goldies: the pre-sale link drops in the Lise & Sarah Gold Facebook group tomorrow morning, but you’re ahead of everyone because you read this far down. Great job. Love that for you. Ok! Rally the troops, fire up the WhatsApp group, and we will see you on the West Side. Head to discoclub.com.au for tickets and all the details!

Welcome to the Sunday Sesh! This week, Lise has been mainlining Codral on the couch, and somehow ended up convinced that J.Lo’s new Netflix rom-com Office Romance is a masterpiece. Sarah - sans Codral - has questions. This is the full debrief on Netflix’s Number One Movie: the questionable chemistry, Brett Goldstein as the new beta leading man, J.Lo’s eternal relevance, and an animatronic newborn. As Oprah would say, she’s the mother we never had, the sister we wished for…..and the Is it comfort-watch genius or one hour and 53 minutes you’ll never get back? The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Disco Club November tour is now on sale (Featuring J-Lo songs now of course). Tickets here: BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

Time for a Sunday sesh on the show currently ruining everyone’s productivity: Off Campus. Yes, it’s about college students. Yes, there’s hockey, abs, a college student who cooks elaborate meals, a mysterious hunt named Garrett Graham. And yes, we are two women in their forties who are suddenly ready to buy Briar U merch. From the genius nostalgia bait and very deliberate female gaze, to why this show feels like Felicity, 10 Things I Hate About You this is a deep dive into the binge-watch we can’t stop talking about. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart. And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies. Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez. Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained. Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here: https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ== https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA== https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in We record at the very excellent Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to look at but completely forgettable. Also in this episode: Sarah has a catastrophic midlife realization that she’s officially the friend who stacks it, Lise discovers the DIY heat pack hack and we spiral over the absurd new shoe currently terrifying women over 40 everywhere and coming to a Seed this Summer.Wanna leave a message on the show phone?  0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah  Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year.  No judgement; but we're talking to the trees.  Got opinions? Feedback? Are you Elizabeth from the LVMH brand protection team? The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude)  unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.