MAFS Funny Podcast

Ahead of Married At First Sight bride Bec undergoing the “rib recontouring” procedure with all of the other influencers here in Bali, we sit down to really discuss why she is doing this and the conversation left me a little sad. I also share my thoughts on this whole thing so far and what I've realised. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm currently in Bali alongside Bec and a group of other Australian influencers who are here to undergo a very controversial new cosmetic procedure called rib recontouring - or the "snatched waist". I have come here to investigate why this is the fastest growing procedure in the world, why it is about to be forced into millions of Aussies newsfeeds and what the actual reality of it is.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend.  Lyrics below.  Verse 1This season started like a promise in disguiseWhite dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyesBut something twisted underneath the vowsA finger banging scandal, brought it all down Verse 2Gia came in like fire and gasolineUnhinged, calculated, borderline meanEvery episode went further than beforeA leaked group chat about to burst through the door, Pre-ChorusYeah, we said “this can’t get worse”Then it did, yeah it got absurd ChorusOh oh, we kept watchingEvery dinner party, couldn’t look awayOh oh, we kept watchingBec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flamesWe can judge them from our couches at nightBut we’re feeding every moment of the fightOh oh, we kept watchingYeah, we’re part of the problem, right? Verse 3Scandals hitting brand new lowsPoor Joel's teddy bear, he knowsLeaked messages calling Alissa a ratNo one forgets drama like that Verse 4Sam writing truths inside his bookScott breaking down, couldn’t even lookFilip and Stella tried to save the showGia quitting and returning every week, oh no Pre-Chorus RepeatWe said “surely this is it”But we stayed, yeah we committed Chorus RepeatOh oh, we kept watchingEvery meltdown, every bitter fightOh oh, we kept watchingFinger banging drama, neon lightsWe can judge them, say it’s all a messBut we’re tuning in, we must confessOh oh, we kept watchingYeah, we helped create this stress BridgeWhat does it say ‘bout you and me?We crave the chaos on our screensWe shake our heads, but still press playAddicted to the disarrayIt’s not just them, it’s what we chooseA finger bang we always lose Final ChorusOh oh, we kept watchingThrough every scandal, every tearOh oh, we kept watchingEven when it felt too weirdWe can judge them, say they’ve gone too farBut we made them who they areOh oh, we kept watchingYeah, we’re part of it… we are  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.