Milf City

How have you been eating Ghee enema Peed into a cup outside a Wendy’s Funny musician joke. Fart and then match the pitch like you’re tuning an acapella group We’re all alright scene nightingale Accordion to Jim lets mix some sound drops together restaurant slogan eat here or will both starve a show about a gay couple who owns a home called homeowners also they’re nurses I was in the sauna next to the sky with the stickiest goddamn mouth sounds of ever heard it was disgusting I couldn't stay in there

Milf city 75 Love in an elevator Ever had to take a shit at a party or another terrible place Sit on it and spin and flip someone off Gym douche. Videos clapping loudly talking about stocks. Talking to himself trump sucks. Biden sucks. You know who did t suck John f Kennedy 944 drop jay The Pizza Hut bat man pizza

Milf City 73 what if he did the year something on your shirt game but instead of just swiping up the chest you swipe all the way up from the dick Someone knocking on the bathroom stall open the door and say can I help you? the moose tracks cone one of my little things will not be real the other day I was driving around and I was bored so i decided to spend the next 20 minutes driving down a busy street just barking at strangers. Peanuts and sugar 🅿️ Do the put me in coach joke again Questions game alphabetically Fantasy heroes journey improv

Milf City 71 Shadow in the club. Dramatic house song freestyle Is it safe to water plants w urine? Sharp shits like there’s mini Doritos stuck in the log It tastes of shit - British chef I’ve been giving everyone the peace sign. Bad? Old men hanging dong in locker room Little boy screaming in my face as I enterered Clark’s Old man doing legs out pull ups New Dorp Staten Island. Superheroe movie was kind of funny - Spiderman but he gets bitten by a dragon fly which isn't a very funny animal He spills animal pheramones on himself at zoo. All the animals start fucking him. Including a snail who says, "Take it all bitch" Stephen hawking shows up at the science fair and asks the room if they want to smoke some hash. Paula abdul jokes 2008 Professor Xavier is Tracey Morgan in a bald cap Shot of wolverine shaving his legs Professor Xavier's wife is also bald and in a wheelchair. As are histhree young kids A lot of people getting hit. Johnny storm freaks out when he does flame on some one beats him with a fire extinguisher when dragonflyman and his girl kiss they take a step back and dragonfly man has huge hard nipples dragonfly man is on the ceiling but he really has to piss. He's hiding from his nemesis who's in the house. The nemesis turns away. Close up on dragonflys crotch a drip of piss comes out. THere's a kerplunk and the bad guy turns around. Keeps happening with more and more piss each time. Great scene he's confessing his love to the girl the grandma is sleeping on the couch and starts farting again and again. Of course the girls hair is getting blown back and shit. She shoves tampons up her nose Scene from a new cbs drama. Bill and his wife and his dog.

First Video Episode of Milf City - Available on Youtube - Little things - thoughts, feelings or ideas that I deem just interesting enough to share with you all. Pizza eating contest Old candy opening Randy and his mom with roast beef head Free slushees at clinic the misogynists a massage parlor that only massages man Buffet barbershop. Buffade it's weird what are brains make us think sometimes I get it I just started imagining what it would be like if I stuck my dick head into a can of soda and then my dick started getting hard right under the tip big truck pulled up in front of a license plate just said Cooter and had a confederate flag on it there was a bumper sticker I saw that said my car was made belt with wrenches not chopsticks Taking woman’s cart at Aldi Movie theaters are gross People who chew pills in movies bakery slogan you got what we need ONE WORD IMPRESSIONS

Milf City 67 Don’t Go Changing to try and please me Milf City starring the Three Jesters! The Jesters three The video game Milf City Yo the cake boss fucks Whoever came up with the term chode should pick every new word from now on because he nailed that shit Succulents. Oh yeah I would succ ya lint outta ya belly butto Cornstar farms followup Man in polls talking about redskins you know it’s just like the n word it’s all how you use it. Ever fart a melody. Other day I farted the first three notes of come on Eileen Ever been depressed in your sleep? That’s actually funny It’s hard to see who it is with the mask 😷 😂 lolololol daylight savings time is like a time it's like an extended period it's not just a thing it's like a chunk of the year MILF city pizza pockets are really difficult to eat you'll try to bite into one when it's really hot and then molten hot marinara will shoot out the other side but then you try to bite off a corner to let it cool and so it doesn't explode upon biting it but then it still leaks out of that hole there's no good way to eat it if I tried to pop it into my mouth hole without making a puncture a hole to cool down then it would just fucking burn in an exploding mess inside of my mouth hey did you know that if you eat a full rice crispy and a quart of diet root beer and then you eat a 12 inch sub and then you eat a bunch of Pringles and then you eat a box of pocky and then you eat more pocky that it makes you feel sick Milf City is there a food that you loved as a kid when you eat now as an adult you think it's disgusting DOCTOR DOGTURD

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Gimme the beef boys with pasta fajol I wanna meat sauce with a hoagie roll And mayonnaise David Moglia retraction Maybe Annie. Song. Collecting ashtrays Party store they say welcome to the party Billy zane is a painter I had a dream where I farted for 30 on the toilet and it was really awesome having to poop really bad poop at someone else's house Sammy sosa skin bleaching Hair splinter Why the fuck you lyingnsong. Baby when we’re grindin Investigating still alive Investigating the otherkin movement. Went to an Asian massage parlor. Should I tell people. Really salty nuts. Had to google how to make nuts less salty Of course sometimes shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elavator. Ragina as a girls name You know what they say about Israel? When it’s bad Israeli bad Podcast going off at work. ALF bit. I like aliens but I don’t think I would fornicate with one. Steve Harvey as the family feud host is hilarious. Drunken sailor threedom game