Mission Rejected

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Contest Organizerand Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The AdmiralGuest StarringJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottRebecca Serfass as LuckyBonnie Brantley as Austin NativePete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienMusic, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by Pete BarryProduced and Created byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under licenseZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, used under Creative Commons AttributionTrap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.Written byJohn Dowgin & Pete BarryDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Ken AndersonNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techieand Bob Killion as Fitz and The AdmiralGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as LuckyDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienEric Perry as WhitmireEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefMusic, sound effects and mixing byPete BarryEdited byPete Barry and John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefKendon Luscher as Trip GrangerNatty Leach as Chad ValerianRebecca Serfass as LuckyKendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryAdditional editing byJohn DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseVolcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava, by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotor, by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Ladyand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerPete Barry as Live Stock CoordinatorJohn P. Dowgin as Wilfred CulpepperJ. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidtand Raymond Morse as RukRaymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarrySound engineering byKaren YangProduced and Created byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under licenseDeep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionOpen Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionMan Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons AttributionAuctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons AttributionLivestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons AttributionChain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionAdditional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerJosh Schwartz as Stuart GIlliganMolly Ward as Cardamom BrandyLia Barry as AustinBilly Lampie as RobbieRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as PrivateJohn Tuton as Captain KirkJeff Ludwig as Frightened MonkMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryRecording engineered by Karen YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionJungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons AttributionPlane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons AttributionAircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionBroken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionWind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlBob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienDevin Plantamura as PebbleNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianThom Boyer as Marcus EllsburyMichael Enio Reali as ShermanClaire Klieger as DamrowDave Serfass as Curly BlacksteerDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaJackie Sherman as TatianaJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJill Ivey as Elle Mae SederstromJeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothersand Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg SokolovMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryAdditional recording byKaren YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attributionmixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove AudioHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionPost Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons AttributionFridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons AttributionCracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionOutboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionWire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionToast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.Written byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlNani Manion as Edith SundayJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerMyke Scholtes as ZeeroxKaren Yang as Dr. Karol Legrangeand Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security GuyCreated and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionThunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionFilm Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution