605: We Fought A Zoo

About this episode

Special Agent Chet Phillips investigates dangerous experiments at a private zoo run by an unstable animal geneticist.

An unstable animal geneticist may be conducting dangerous experiments at his private zoo…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is chasing down tacos. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Frida and Bob Killion as Herschel Guest Starring Pete Barry as Squeaky Voice Cashier John Dowgin as Hungry Customer J. Michael DeAngelis as Leroy Quattlebaum Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Post credits trailer: Moose on a Highway Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki See our website for a full list of credits.

People in this episode

Hosts: J. Michael DeAngelis, Ashley Banks, Bob Killion

Topics covered

• animal genetics
• private zoo
• dangerous experiments
• special agent
• comedy
• fiction

Keywords

• animal geneticist
• private zoo
• Chet Phillips
• dangerous experiments
• comedy podcast
• fiction

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Moose on a Highway

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