Date 115 - A Pascagoula Elephantman Never Forgets

About this episode

The episode explores past romantic encounters with a humorous twist involving alien themes and cryptozoology.

For the New Year we look back on singletons we met once but never really got a chance at love. So for this date we pull the Pascagoula Elephantmen out of the stables for a little space seduction and alien abduction. Strap in and strap on because these ETs are out of this world. Featuring: we have rhythm (sort of) - New Years Resolutions - “Sliterature” - hot takes on orc romance novels - Spooky News: The International Cryptozoology Museum is moving, San Antonio Dogman Sightings, Bigfoot Bae - carrot-like protrusions - two bros chilling in a rowboat - when the downstairs is the upstairs - AND MORE! CW: Spiders (4:05-5:30), discussion of fantasy stereotypes/racism (16:00-16:55), death from cancer (57:00-58:00), mentions of abduction/physical restriction related to extraterrestrials throughout We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.

People in this episode

Host: Monster Crush

Topics covered

• alien abduction
• cryptozoology
• romance novels
• New Year's resolutions
• spooky news
• fantasy stereotypes

Keywords

• Pascagoula Elephantmen
• space seduction
• abduction
• spiders
• fantasy racism
• cancer
• cryptozoology
• New Year

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Sword & Key Network

Books & works: orc romance novels

Places: Pascagoula, International Cryptozoology Museum, San Antonio, Bigfoot Bae

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