No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
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S8E19 - A Spoonful of Final Fantasy
Mar 5, 2026
1h 19m 27s
S8E18 - The First Hit’s Free
Feb 26, 2026
Unknown duration
S8E17 - A Bahamur Bummer
Feb 19, 2026
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S8E16 - The Basement of the End
Feb 12, 2026
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S8E15 - The Oceans Are Full of Monsters
Feb 5, 2026
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| Date | Episode | Topics | Guests | Brands | Places | Keywords | Sponsor | Length | |
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| 3/5/26 | S8E19 - A Spoonful of Final Fantasy✨ | Final Fantasyseason finale+5 | — | DiscordPatreon+4 | — | Final Fantasyseason finale+5 | — | 1h 19m 27s | |
| 2/26/26 | S8E18 - The First Hit’s Free | We enter the Syrcus Tower and fight our way up to Xande, the bad guy.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/19/26 | S8E17 - A Bahamur Bummer | It’s time to do all the optional stuff and get the secret summons, Leviathan and Bahamut. We also check out the town of Falgabard before heading back to Eureka.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/12/26 | S8E16 - The Basement of the End | We enter the Crystal Tower and find the door to Eureka. Inside is a massive dungeon full of endgame weapons guarded by difficult bosses.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/5/26 | S8E15 - The Oceans Are Full of Monsters | We wander the map for a while looking for where we’re supposed to go next, before eventually finding our way to Doga’s Manor. We get the Eureka Key and the Syrcus Key from Doga and Unei, then head through the giant statues to discover the Ancient’s Maze.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/29/26 | S8E14 - Start Hitting Yourself | We get on the Invincible and head to the hopscotch maze. Then we enter the Cave of Shadows where enemies divide if you hit them with normal swords. Eventually we fight our way to the Fang of Earth.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/22/26 | S8E13 - Idling Hands | We enter the Ancient Ruins and discover that the enemies in here divide. Eventually we discover The Invincible, our new airship that can go over mountains. Then we switch back to the Diving Nautilus to go fight Odin.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/15/26 | S8E12 - Is That a Beeping I’m Hearing | It’s day 3 of gameplay, and we start with a little talk about Severance season 2. Then we explore the oceans and attempt to fight Odin. Can we beat him?Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/8/26 | S8E11 - The Gift of Mortality | It’s the end of day 2! We find Doga’s Manor and hear about why Xande is so pissed off. The place is full of Moogles. Then we head through the Cave of the Circle and give the Nautilus a diving ability. We then go underneath a triangle island to get some treasure we heard about, then go to the Temple of Time to find Noah’s Lute so we can wake up Unei, who sleeps.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/1/26 | S8E10 - Minister Gigametz Has Entered the Room | We fly over a giant city and get shot down in the courtyard. Turns out there’s a big civil war going on here. We explore the massive city and eventually meet Prince Alus. We all head to the castle for a terrifying twist when we see the King of Saronia. Then we get a new airship and check out the town of Duster.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
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| 12/18/25 | S8E9 - Papa Sal’s Private Reserve Aloha Mix | We make it through the sewers of Amur to get the Levigrass Shoes. Then we take on Goldor Manor and defeat Goldor himself to unlock our airship. Then we head all over the world looking for what exists and what to do next. Eventually we find the town of Replito, the evoker’s village.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 12/11/25 | S8E8 - No Traipsing | We exit the floating continent to discover the world is a flooded ocean. There are a few islands to land on, so we eventually find a wrecked ship and meet Aria. We take the Crystal Shard from the Water Temple and head to the Cave of Tides to find the big crystal. We defeat the Kraken and receive all new jobs. Then the world is revealed and we begin to explore, eventually meeting the four fellows of light.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 12/4/25 | S8E7 - A Wheel of Time | It’s day 2 of gameplay and it’s a week later, making it hard to remember what we had been doing. Turns out we were thrown inside a tree prison with King Argus and his people. We defeat Hein and fix the Elder Tree, returning it to the eternal woods with the fairies. Then we go find Cid in Canaan to upgrade our ship and fly off this Floating Continent.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/27/25 | S8E6 - I Would Eat a Crocotta | We follow Gutsco to the Fire Cave to get the Horns of Ice back. We get all new jobs to play with, and attempt to understand them. Then we head to the town of Tokkul, and get arrested.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/20/25 | S8E5 - Not All Frogs Are Toads | We toad ourselves to get into the Tower of Owen, where Desch starts to remember who he is. What is the difference between a toad and a frog? Then we head to the Dwarf Cave to get their Horn of Ice.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/13/25 | S8E4 - Nepto Babies | We enter the Nepto Dragon Temple to get its eye. Then we get access to the ship to explore more of the world, looking for King Argus. Eventually we find Gulgan Gulch.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/6/25 | S8E3 - How Far We’ve Come | We attach a Mythril Prow to the front of the Airship and crash it into a big rock, allowing us to explore a larger chunk of the world. We meet Bahamut and Desch, then mini ourselves to go meet the Gnomes. After that, we find the Vikings and head to the Nepto Temple.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/30/25 | S8E2 - Cast It Into the Water | We need Sara’s Ring to cure the Djinn’s Curse, so we head to the Sealed Cave, but there’s a lake in the way. Can we find the Airship we were told the location of?Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/23/25 | S8E1 - The Secrets of the Onion | Final Fantasy III begins with four heroes of light touching a crystal and obtaining the power of the “job”. It’s a whole new adventure which feels wholly familiar. We’re doing the pixel remaster for this season, so play along with us!Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/16/25 | Season 8 Pregame | It’s the start of Season 8! Come hang out and catch up with us as we prepare to dive into Final Fantasy III.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/2/25 | Season 8 Preview | A short preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played Final Fantasy III. Starting in two weeks!Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/6/25 | BONUS - Updates and FF7 Rebirth Discussion | Hey guys, we wanted to update you all on a few things, and discuss our overall thoughts on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth while we were at it! The banana plants have survived the great LA fires and wind. We have put ads on the public feed of the show. Rebirth was insane and amazing. It’s a spoilery discussion about Rebirth so if you care about that, stop listening at that point!Our good friend Ryan Kunkleman’s gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/rebuild-hope-for-meghan-ryan-milo?attribution_id=sl:6f0af266-9c2e-484e-9ac2-baada929cffe&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link California Fire Foundation: https://www.cafirefoundation.orgDiscord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @nockatpodcast.bsky.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/31/24 | S7E65 - I’ve Got an Hour | It’s the season 7 finale! We enter Memoria and quickly get back to where we had left off. There’s an epic final confrontation with Kuja, we fight Zero Man, and then we return to Gaia, to see the full version of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/24/24 | S7E64 - I’m Not the Cooler | We grind to level for a while, as Jeff finally kills the drone. Then it’s time to fight Ozma, the big ball in the sky. Can we do it? Listen to find out! Recorded from Ryan’s house. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/17/24 | S7E63 - Another Feather in Our Cap | We enter the final dungeon to get all the ultimate weapons. This place is full of memories! We fight a few fiends, kill Hades, and then head back to fight Ozma. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
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6 placements across 4 markets.
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6 placements across 4 markets.