Pardon My Take

Football is back and we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:12:59) Bills 36, Texans 31 (00:12:59-00:25:39) Lions 31, Saints 30 (00:25:39-00:38:24) Bengals 33, Bucs 27 (00:38:24-00:43:51) Ravens 41, Colts 23 (00:43:51-00:54:38) Bears 49, Panthers 37 (00:54:38-01:05:08) Steelers 20, Falcons 13 (01:05:08-01:18:02) Jets 23, Titans 10 (01:18:02-01:34:23) Jaguars 34, Browns 10 (01:34:23-01:47:42) Raiders 27, Dolphins 13 (01:47:42-01:57:42) Vikings 39, Packers 22 (01:57:42-02:09:19) Cardinals 26, Chargers 14 (02:09:19-02:22:45) Eagles 24, Commanders 22 (02:22:45-02:39:38) Giants 28, Cowboys 20 (02:39:38-02:43:05) We then finish with who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we’re pumped for the first night of the 2026 NFL season (00:00:00-00:14:54). We all make our division winners, wild card and Super Bowl picks. Plus MVP, LVP and Least improved players (00:14:54-00:42:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including umps going rouge and a Hail Mary appeal by WMU (00:42:15-01:01:42). Peter Schrager joins the show to talk about the 2026 NFL season, Super Bowl picks and what teams he’s high on (01:01:42-01:48:01). Giants RB Cam Skattebo joins the show to talk about his career, injury and rehab, running through people and more (01:48:01-02:14:03). We then finish with listener submitted Pardon Your TakesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The Clippers are in NBA Jail. We talk about the massive penalty Adam Silver laid down on the Clippers after the Kawhi/Tree Scandal. Possible alternative punishments and winners and losers (00:00:00-00:21:16). CFB Week 1, Tiger and Romo taking Ubers and other stories (00:21:16-00:32:23). Zac and Hank have their Mt Rushmore duel to finish off Mt Rushmore season (00:32:23-00:57:13). Stavros Halkias stops by in studio to talk about his new special out September 8th on Netflix, Ravens, the fact that idiots like us are doing well and tons more (00:57:13-02:07:52). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has an existential Golf crisis after the Grudge Match in Florida.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football preseason is over and cut day has arrived but the biggest story in sports is Daejon Love the guy who has been pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver, scamming women out of thousands of dollars (00:00:00-00:15:58). Cut day, NFL preseason is complete and we talk some CFB Week Zero, PCA's insane run and Michael Block is so back (00:15:58-00:51:53). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown's farewell party and some breaking zoo news (00:51:53-01:16:50). Pete Prisco joins us to preview the upcoming NFL season, what has happened to the passing game in the NFL, which teams he's high on and which teams he think will underperform and more (01:16:50-02:11:01). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Heavy ThingsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’re live from Barstool Camp and Jed York had himself a night in Ohio. We talk about that and Deshaun Watson named Browns starter (00:00:00-00:21:31). Yet another new uniform drop has hit the NFL (00:21:31-00:42:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:42:14-01:06:16) . Mt Rushmore Of Non Ball Sport Items (01:06:16-01:24:35). Chris Long joins the show to talk some NFL, which teams he’s high on, changing coordinators and more (01:24:35-02:16:42). Seth Wickersham joins the show to talk about his new book “Be On That Hill," his career covering the NFL, owners in the league, biggest stories and more (02:16:42-03:14:23). We finish with guys on chicksYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Max is on his way to his 2 week honeymoon and we’re going to miss him (00:00:00-00:04:08). Training camp updates, including stats from Hank (00:04:08-00:15:17). The Mark Walter’s thing is getting weirder and the Dodgers may be in trouble soon (00:15:17-00:24:54). Big Cat is now a finalist for Akron OC and more (00:24:54-00:39:54). Mt Rushmore of things we could master overnight (00:39:54-01:01:29). Max Strus joins the show (taped Tuesday before he was traded) to talk ball, his career, possible headbutts, Bball Paul, and his upcoming charity event on Sunday in Chicago (01:01:29-01:33:53). We finish with Fyre fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

NFL preseason week 1 is complete and we've got some hot takes and dumb ideas (00:00:00-00:17:20). Lebron is officially a golf youtuber and Joshua Baez had the greatest MLB debut of all time as the AL has a mid off for their final wild card spot (00:17:20-00:25:09). Monday reading on condom size (00:25:09-00:30:24). We then do some serious idiot jazz on arm sizes (00:30:24-01:01:18). Who's back of the week including Big Cat being at the center of an impostor insider and Scottie Scheffler winning (01:01:18-01:17:00). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk football, both CFB and NFL, who he likes to win the Natty, Jayden Daniels NIL saga, his surprising AFC team and more (01:17:00-02:11:08). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of professions that deserve walk out music.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Kyler Murray is the starter for the Vikings and we talk about what this means for JJ McCarthy and potential landing spots (00:00:00-00:14:26). Coaches on the hot seat, training camp injuries, the NBA released their schedule and more (00:14:26-00:30:21). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a crazy golf cheating story, max gets confused and Halloween World Series (00:30:21-01:01:23). Mt Rushmore of purple things (01:01:23-01:19:36). Coach Gruden joins the show to get us ready for football, teams he likes, coaching wisdom he learned throughout the years and more (01:19:36-02:09:28). We finish with listener submitted Pardon Your Take questionsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we choose our own adventure for the Hall of Fame Game (00:00:00-00:09:14). We talk training camp stories, LeBron trusting the process and PCA’s MVP bid (00:09:14-00:39:08). Mt Rushmore of things to open (00:39:08-01:02:27). Former All Pro Center Ryan Kalil joins the show to talk about his new documentary about owning the Monterrey Osos, our ownership in them, training camp stories and what football means to him (01:02:27-01:34:36). Tarik Skubal joins the show to talk about being traded to the Dodgers, becoming a villain, his joy of being boo’d and more (01:34:36-02:13:02). Brookfield Zoo’s Kimberley Skelton joins us to break down the zoo trade she executed with Columbus last week featuring 4 gorillas (02:13:02-02:30:00). We then finish with Fyre fest of the weekYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Tarik Skubal has been traded to the Dodgers and we go through the potential MLB chaos that could follow (00:00:00-00:25:19) An update on Romo/CBS and other National Sports Podcast topics (00:25:19-00:53:44) Who's Bak of the Week including Wemby and weird baseball injuries with Harrison Bader v. Fire Truck (00:53:44-01:11:29) Oregon HC Dan Lanning joins the show to talk Natty or Bust expectations, his crazy drive for his first D1 job, and his knack for a hype speech (01:11:29-01:30:01). Nebraska HC Matt Rhule joins the show and we talk to him about his epic Bull in the Ring drill, his NFL coaches picture fit, and the times when he spat on himself (01:30:01-01:56:14) We finish with a contentious Mt Rushmore of Worst Places Your Wife/Girlfriend Takes You.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back as every team has now officially reported to camp. We talk entrances and training camp storylines with some re-signings and more (00:00:00-00:33:04). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Justin Herbert’s engagement, LIV is dead and more (00:33:04-00:51:16). Mt Rushmore of things you hated as a kid but love as an adult (00:51:16-01:10:13). Wisconsin Head Coach Luke Fickell joins the show to talk about the future of the Badgers program, the first 3 years and not running from the fight, the last time he wrestled and tons more (01:10:13-01:41:12). USC Head Coach Lincoln Riley joins the show to talk about his 5th year at USC, Heisman QB’s, his brisket cooking, Mike Leach and more (01:41:12-01:59:57). Greg Schiano joins us to talk about his second go around at rebuilding Rutgers, chopping wood, being a new cat owner and more (01:59:57-02:15:10). We finish with guys on chicksYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Welcome to the 2026 Takie Awards. Over 28 Awards being given out on this years Takies including Take of the Year, Lib of the Year, Fart of the Year, Blake of the Year, Ratio of the year, Hank’s loss of the year, Gorilla Trade of the Year and tons more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take