Proudington

A brand-new swimmer dives into Proudington and quickly learns that first sessions can be… unforgettable. Expect filthy banter, raised eyebrows, and a night that escalates fast. Listen till the end for a very hot finish, and if you’re a fan of Heated Rivalry, search no more: you’re in the right place.

It’s dive or die (of laughter) as the Proudington mergays take on the art of diving from the block — with varying degrees of grace, chaos, and camp. Expect flops, fierce technique tips, and one swimmer who might just be auditioning for Cirque du Splash.

The Proudington crew dives into their annual Christmas Swim, a riot of glitter, gossip, and outrageous pool antics, all under the watchful eye of their fabulously camp coach, Philippe. From Rudolph-themed relays to champagne-fuelled banter at the pub, the day is a festive spectacle of hilarity and camaraderie. But as the drinks flow and the jokes fly, secrets—and selfies—add an extra sparkle to the holiday chaos.

When Juan’s macho uncle Alejandro and his overdramatic family crash into his London life unannounced, things go off the rails faster than you can say “marble lions.” Between Alejandro’s meltdown at a gay swimming club and Sofia’s Tinder date with a hot Paraguayan, Juan’s flat in Clapham turns into a reality show no one asked for. Will Juan survive the chaos, or will Waitrose puddings be his only comfort? Stay tuned!

Listeners, dive into the drama, splashes, and sheer determination of Proudington’s annual assessment night. In a chlorine-filled haze of lane promotions, dreaded demotions, and gruelling swim sets, the group faces challenges both in the pool and out—with plenty of laughs, a few conveniently timed "emergencies," and some dazzling strokes. Amidst the no-nonsense coaching and a symphony of flutter kicks, camaraderie and humour prove just as vital as technique. Will they sink, swim, or sparkle their way through? Tune in for all the tension, triumphs, and fabulous moments! If you’re enjoying the delightful drama of Proudington, why not help keep the stories flowing by supporting us on Patreon? Visit patreon.com/Proudington for exclusive updates, behind-the-scenes content, and to help us bring even more fabulous tales to life. Your support means the world—thank you, darling listeners!

Dearest listeners, step into the fabulous world of a London LGBTQ+ swimming club, where post-pool dinners are anything but ordinary. In a cosy Clapham pizzeria, secrets simmer, sparks fly, and the drama unfolds with all the flair of a Regency ball—complete with sharp wit and a splash of scandal. This is more than just carbs and cocktails; it’s a front-row seat to the most delicious chaos. Tune in for laughter, gossip, and a night you won’t forget! If you’re enjoying the delightful drama of Proudington, why not help keep the stories flowing by supporting us on Patreon? Visit patreon.com/Proudington for exclusive updates, behind-the-scenes content, and to help us bring even more fabulous tales to life. Your support means the world—thank you, darlings!