Red State Update

Chaos at the White House Correspondents Dinner You can't have an assassination attempt without conspiracy theories America unites behind Trump's ballroom. How corrupt is it, how much taxpayer money will he use, and what the hell does he even want it for? Trump loves suing people, like a little weasel baby. Watch out, Comey! The week in Pete Hegseth: no flu vaccine required for troops Kid Rock addresses troops and flies around with Hegseth Melania calls for Jimmy Kimmel's firing; FCC to investigate ABC/Disney affiliate licenses Trump to put his face on passports Trump fires all 24 members of the US National Science Foundation Governing Body US bringing back firing squads Corruption runs rampant, farmers can't afford fertilizer, billionaire tech bros: who do they think they are? Plus: Freedom, John Hinckley Jr., Kash Patel, and would Burt Reynolds like Trump? Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Theme by William Sherry Jr. Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, BlueSky, all of it I reckon

Jackie Broyles and Dunlap on Trump's extra-scary, extra-crazy "tonight a civilization dies" tweet, the two-week TACO ceasefire, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz and Israel and Lebanon, Netanyahu's pressure campaign to get Trump to go all in on Iran Hegseth is not holding up well the Pentagon threatens the Vatican and hints at French kidnapping the Pope Trump loses it at Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens as they continue to criticize his Iran war Markwayne Mullin says no international flights to sanctuary cities ICE is still being horrible Trump to blow up the National Forest Service to sell trees, possibly little animals Todd Blanche, our temporary Pam Bondi, does not get all the fuss over the Epstein files what even are they Melania's surprise Epstein press conference The Red State Update Podcast is up every week on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all the podcast places. We're at TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and Bluesky. Follow us, subscribe, whatever suits you. Thank you kindly. We appreciate your support. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at www.patreon.com/redstateupdate Photos by Robyn von Swank. Art by Yoni Limor. Music by William Sherry Jr. The Red State Update Podcast is a weekly satirical look at news and politics from former Republican, current Trump-hating rednecks Jackie Broyles and Dunlap, who've been yelling satirically from a bunker in Murfreeboro, Tennessee since 2005. www.redstateupdate.com

Jackie and Dunlap on RFK Jr.'s dark desire to desecrate every animal corpse he finds. Also: Pete Hegseth negotiates with bombs, blows up dairy farms ICE in airports not doin' sh#t Iran gives Trump a present Tommy Tuberville doesn't mind being called a racist which is good because we don't mind calling him a racist Alabama Lt. Governor candidates Secretary of State Wes Allen and Trump-endorsed John Wahl fight over who is worse (maybe it's a tie!) in the Islamaphobia department, which I believe is an actual department in Alabama state government. Office on the 3rd floor, by the smoking lounge. Trump buds and White House goons use their knowledge of Trump's Iran war moves to make millions off prediction market bets and insider trading Trump will have his signature on all US currency Tennessee putting trans folks on lists Are billionaires too powerful? Trump wants to know where his Venezuela statue is at The Red State Update podcast is up now at all the podcast places. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate we talked about https://substack.com/@warondumb and https://tnholler.com/ Photo by Robyn von Swank Art by Yoni Limor Music by William Sherry Jr

In this episode of the Red State Update podcast: Jackie tries to explain the current state of the world to Dunlap but it don't make no sense. Anyone else want to give it a go? Plus: Iran War rages on, Pete Hegseth rages... yawn, remember the Epstein files?, Tulsi Gabbard testifies, war vs. excursion, can anyone tell me where the civilian casualties department is?, does everyone in the Trump Administration have families who hate them?, imminent threats just ain't what they used to be, Trump surprised that no other countries want to help him blow up Iran, ICE raids and detention camps, gas prices soar and the economy gets spooked, let's have some real hearings and get some real answers when the Democrats win the midterms. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate This week's 20 Extra talks about Afroman, Rand Paul vs. Markwayne Mullin, Twix Balls, Bunny Bread drug deals, Sub Sub Way and Sub Sub Kraut. Theme by William Sherry Jr. Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank

Red State Update for March 5, 2026: Noem Fired, War or Whatever with Iran, Hegseth End Times Jesus Army Jackie and Dunlap talk Trump's firing of Kristi Noem, what will become of the Corey Lewandowski Sex Jet, we're at war with Iran except we're not but we probably are but let's not call it that except oh wait maybe war, Hegseth and Christian Nationalist generals are hoping to bring about the End Times, Armageddon, Second Coming, scary Revelation stuff. Plus Netanyahu and Israel, Markwayne Mullin, Texas and Paxton and Cornyn and Tallarico, Pam Bondi, OpenAI, Kash Patel, RFK Jr and liver, Hegseth vs. reporters over war casualties, Noem in Nashville. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap on calls to investigate Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show, Trump's mass pardons (including a January 6th rioter who went on to assault an 11-year-old), the ongoing Epstein files scandal, and Pam Bondi's disastrous testimony where she spent more time defending the stock market than addressing child abuse victims. Plus: ICE atrocities, Corey Lewandowski's bizarre quest for a badge and gun, Kristi Noem's TV rivalry with Tom Homan, and the Trump administration's continued protection of the powerful while targeting immigrants and journalists. Plus: El Paso party balloons shot down with lasers, Ghislaine Maxwell's cushy prison life, and why Eddie Rabbit deserves your respect. Have YOU apologized to President Trump? Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap on the murder of VA ICU Nurse Alex Pretti by ICE in Minnesota. Plus: ICE arresting 5-year-olds, elderly folks in their underwear; ICE cells for kids with worms in food, no clean water, no medical care; More deaths in ICE custody; the GOP's hatred of Mike Walz. Also: Does the GOP like the Second Amendment or not? Will anyone be allowed to investigate all this? Does ICE think they can get away with anything? Trump, Bovino, Noem, Vance, Watters, Homan, all the usual clods, goons, sickos and lickspittles. And: Trump says he's "all about the rural healthcare." He loves sick rural people! Vaccination panel chair says polio shots should be optional. They love polio! TACO Trump's Greenland mess. I guess "art of the deal" means embarassing yourself and the nation in public. He loves showing his ass! Trump keeps pardoning rich fraudsters. He loves fraud! Trump made $1.4 billion as prez-- and that's just what we know about. He loves corruption! Kushner and Trump's ghoulish Gaza resort plans. They love rich people playgrounds built on the graves of the slaughtered! The Ballroom, the Billion Dollar Peace Club, and more. You can get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap over at Patreon! http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate We're almost finished listening to and ranking the songs from Real People host Skip Stephenson's unreleased country album! Jackie and Dunlap break down the week's news, from Venezuela and oil to January 6th revisionism, and the growing sense that "he'll just do whatever he wants." Plus Greenland, Walz, Facebook, fraud, cheap gas, Lindsey Graham, Hegseth, and owning the libs. This week on Red State Update podcast: Venezuela: "We want the oil." Rewritin' January 6th: New White House website rewrites history, blames Pelosi and police Authoritarian Power Plays: military force at home and hemisphere, empire wish lists and the "he'll do whatever he wants" era. Greenland, Canada & Empire Talk: I reckon these dumb-guy jokes are actual policy Anti-Trans Politics: Military meanness and culture-war cruelty pretending to be "strength." Epstein & 'Hoax' Culture: Redactions, denial, and everything is fake now Walz, Fraud and Facebook: Man Republicans hate Tim Walz. Who knew? Plus Somalis give racists, anti-muslims and anti-immigrants a three-for-one Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate We're almost finished listening to and ranking the songs from Real People host Skip Stephenson's unreleased country album!

It just ain't Christmas in Murfreesboro if you ain't listening to Cubby Free and the Top 7 at 7 Murfreesboro Christmas Countdown Special on 1670 AM W-MURFO. We all know the number one song on the nightly Top 7 at 7 is always "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood. But not at Christmas. At Christmastime, Cubby gives ol' Lee a break. OR DOES HE? PART ONE: 2019: Murfreesboro Christmas Number One Countdown (December 22, 2019 - Episode 380) PART TWO: 2020: Murfreesboro Christmas Number One Countdown 2020 from W-MURFO (December 21, 2020 - Episode 424) PART THREE: Head to the third and final part of the Cubby Free Christmas Saga by visiting our Christmas album 9 FINE TENNESSEE CHRISTMAS CLASSICS from 2021! Available at YouTube and all the Music Streaming places: https://youtu.be/KxAVpAk7ThA?si=2YpSb4hX9YqRAZMz https://open.spotify.com/album/6bN7vaNeaVbRbiJhtkuVP4?si=EqSxFAGEQmSzMW8QfwCMPA https://music.apple.com/us/album/9-fine-tennessee-christmas-classics-1670-am-w-murfo/1600975201 Thank you kindly! Part one: 12/22/2019 INFO: Murfreesboro Christmas Number One Countdown (December 22, 2019 - Episode 380) What will the Christmas Number One song be on Murfreesboro's 1670 AM W-MURFO's Top 7 at 7 with Cubby Free? Christmas Hot Sauce by the Hickory Grove Suspenders? Candy Cane Puddles by Nick Primo and the Glueboys? Backwards Christmas Tree by Cubby Free? Christmas on an Island with a Martian and Gorilla by Red State Update? Or Across the Street from Rudolph by Jillian Cherries? Music by William Sherry Jr. Lyrics by Travis Harmon & Jonathan Shockley. Vocals: Christmas Hot Sauce vocals by Phil Leonard Across the Street from Rudolph vocals by Adrian Rose Leonard Candy Cane Puddles vocals by William Sherry Jr. Backwards Christmas Tree vocals by Travis Harmon & Adrian Rose Leonard Christmas on an Island with a Martian and Gorilla by Red State Update Part two: 12/21/2020 INFO: 424: Murfreesboro Christmas Number One Countdown 2020 from W-MURFO (December 21, 2020 - Episode 424) What will be the Christmas Number One song on the 1670 AM W-MURFO Top 7 at 7 Murfreesboro Number One Christmas Countdown Special Expanded Top 20 Edition with Cubby Free? Elf Drugs by The Young Rustlers of the Hazy Glade? Fauci Christmas by Little Cussin' Cayden? Christmas Hot Sauce by the Hickory Grove Suspenders? Candy Cane Puddles by Nick Primo and the Glueboys? Backwards Christmas Tree by Cubby Free? Across the Street from Rudolph by Jillian Cherries? Or a handful of Red State Update classics? Music by William Sherry Jr. Lyrics by Travis Harmon & Jonathan Shockley. Vocals: Christmas Hot Sauce vocals by Phil Leonard Across the Street from Rudolph and Fauci Christmas vocals by Adrian Rose Leonard Candy Cane Puddles vocals by William Sherry Jr. Elf Drugs vocals by Bridge Codpipper. Backwards Christmas Tree vocals by Travis Harmon & Adrian Rose Leonard Snow Sliding Sleigh Riding Day, Christmas on an Island with a Martian and Gorilla, Christmas in a Beer Joint, Christmas Kisses, and Christmas Crow by Red State Update The Red State Update Christmas albums "Santa Is Real" and "Merry Twismas Part Twoo" are available at all the music places CONCLUSION: For the third and final part of the Cubby Free Christmas Saga, please enjoy our Christmas album 9 FINE TENNESSEE CHRISTMAS CLASSICS from 2021! Available at YouTube and all the Music Streaming places: https://youtu.be/KxAVpAk7ThA?si=2YpSb4hX9YqRAZMz https://open.spotify.com/album/6bN7vaNeaVbRbiJhtkuVP4?si=EqSxFAGEQmSzMW8QfwCMPA https://music.apple.com/us/album/9-fine-tennessee-christmas-classics-1670-am-w-murfo/1600975201 Thank you kindly! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and God Bless the USA! http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

Get 20 Extra Minutes of Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Stream Red State Update Christmas music at all the music streaming places! Christmas on an Island with a Martian and Gorilla: https://open.spotify.com/track/4F3sgtPTVQKGN8rD2quWw7?si=67b1e3f5e0b04c97 Our holiday album Santa Is Real: https://open.spotify.com/album/2EUNgTxIk1x3gWAjZgE1rT?si=Kq9jK9eNQrGow6Qw3bCwHw Our other Christmas album Merry Twismas Part Twoo: https://open.spotify.com/album/0CA1iuwDcoDbN7qGDg0FEt?si=Up435V0hRBuCe6Fc4vTxvA Our third collection of Christmas and holiday music 9 Fine Tennessee Christmas Classics: https://open.spotify.com/album/6bN7vaNeaVbRbiJhtkuVP4?si=XIvz-SnCSiuWNKxHxpMoag THIS WEEK ON THE RED STATE UPDATE PODCAST: Jackie & Dunlap return to break down another week of American political awfulness—Trump's racist outbursts against Somali folks; "Speak English, neighbor!" says JD Vance; and the fallout from Trump's trade wars hitting farmers (again). They also dig into the Tennessee special election that unexpectedly turned a deep-red district purple, the Supreme Court opening the door for Trump to purge independent agencies, and Pete Hegseth bragging about blowing people up like a Cannon movie villain. Along the way: clickbait-rage farms, fake Trump "peace prizes," and whether America has officially monetized every last emotion we have left. Trump's latest racist rhetoric toward Somali immigrants Explicit statements about not wanting Somalis in America, and how Trump uses racism to distract from elite corruption and pardons. • JD Vance's comments about not wanting neighbors who "don't speak the same language" Just more coded racism. Is this even coded? • Fox-driven "Somali fraud" narratives in Minnesota How Tim Walz gets dragged into right-wing misinformation loops and why these stories spread. • Farmers hit again by Trump's trade chaos $12 billion in bailouts framed as "bridge money," with U.S. soybean markets permanently shifting to Argentina, Canada, and China. • Tennessee special election shifts purple Aftyn Behn narrows margins dramatically; GOP forced to pour money into a "safe" seat as Trump drags the party in expensive directions. • Trump receives a made-up 'peace prize' from shady soccer officials A look at his obsession with awards and manufactured victories. • Supreme Court poised to let Trump fire independent agency heads Symbolic culture-war gestures often accompany structural power grabs. • Pete Hegseth brags on-air about "blowing up boats" He thinks he's a war-hero movie but he's the obnoxious side-character who gets everyone killed.

This was recorded November 19, 2025, but we're just now puttin' it up! You could either call it a bonus episode or just a real late one. Jackie and Dunlap are back together again in separate locations. Democrat Aftyn Behn has a real shot at beating Republican Matt Van Epps for Congress in the Tennessee 7th District Special Election! Early voting has ended but Election Day is TUESDAY DECEMBER 2! It would really piss a lot of the right people off if you voted for her. Also in this episode: Epstein and Trump, of course. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving! New episode coming later this week. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate

This week, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: J.D. Vance defends Young Republican racist texts. Is the Supreme Court about to get rid of the Voting Rights Act? Pete Hegseth kicks the press out of the Pentagon. Russell Vought uses government shutdown to gut Department of Education and their special ed department. Trump afraid he won't go to heaven, hates his Time cover. Are we going to war with Venezuela? What's up with Argentina? No Kings protests this weekend. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate Get you a Jackie Barrel shirt at http://redstateupdate.myshopify.com music by william sherry jr. art by yoni limor. photos by robyn von swank.

Get you a Jackie Barrel shirt! https://redstateupdate.myshopify.com/ Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate In this episode of the Red State Update podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Hegseth and Trump talk at all the generals: No beardos, no fat soldiers, US cities will be training grounds for troops, the "enemy within." They want to kick everyone out who isn't male, white, straight, and willing to treat Hegseth like an actual serious person and not an embarrassing joke. Troops in Portland, Chicago, Memphis. Stephen Miller unleashes unleashed Memphis cops. Government shutdown: Republicans claim Democrats want to give your money to illegal immigrant healthcare. Meanwhile, insurance rates will skyrocket and the number of insured will plummet. Trump and Vought admit that Project 2025 is in full effect, as Trump plans to shutter "Democrat" parts of government, fire workers, and pull funding for Democrat cities and states. Rural hospitals and health care in danger of going away. Farmer bailout, soybeans, Argentina, China. FBI fires knee-takers. Johnson won't swear in Arlita Grijalva to prevent an Epstein files release vote. Art by Yoni Limor. Music by William Sherry Jr. Video version on YouTube. http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan Follow us at a new TikTok, Instagram, Facebook