Run Your Mouth

The war's over — or there's a "memorandum of understanding," which apparently lets you end a war without resolving anything and still get celebrated for it. First, the nonsense: employees who just stare at you, Delta's baggage-claim betrayal in Minnesota, and Seamless getting officially condemned. Then UFC at the White House, the Iran deal read line by line, Gabbard's Ukraine bio lab receipts, censorship in England, my theory of society, and whether Jim Jordan will ever turn the criminal-informant question back on the FBI.Porches at: www.porchtour.comSubmit a porch: TheFireTix.comMerch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comSPONSORS:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.comhttps://jeffkellick.substack.com/s/consequential-actions-podcasthttps://drewbuilders.com/https://www.amazon.com/Survival-Over-Service-Institutions-Manufacture/dp/B0GSS21QQM

Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinning hard enough, and Trump reveals his five-D chess strategy is just pretending whatever happens is what you wanted. Plus: Fetterman says you need a stroke to see this as a win, Trump will end the war when he "feels it in his bones," the New York Post makes fun of the new Iranian leader's blown-off legs, and Epstein's accountant testifies he saw zero red flags while processing payments to hundreds of survivors. Ro Khanna and Comer drop names -- Rothschilds, Wexner, Leon Black, and a mysterious foreign head of state.Subscribe for $5/month at robbernsteincomedy.comMerch: robbernsteinmerch.comFull episodes and live streams: youtube.com/@RobbieTheFireCHAPTERS- 0:00 - Are We Watching a Ghost War Right Now?- 2:00 - Netanyahu Might Be Dead and Nobody Can Confirm It- 4:05 - Trump as the Reset Button for Planet Earth- 7:53 - Broad Strokes on the Iran War: Air Superiority vs. Running Out of Targets- 9:50 - Kharg Island: Trump Won't Blow It Up Because of Oil- 10:30 - Trump Suddenly Cares About Enemy Countries Getting Their Oil- 11:16 - Planes Spontaneously Falling From the Sky- 13:00 - Islamic Resistance in Iraq Wants Credit With Their "Appropriate Weapon"- 13:55 - Live Chat Comments Round 1- 14:40 - Sponsor: Yo Kratom- 14:55 - Pete Hegseth - 20:10 - Wars Are Won in Another Realm by Who Can Lie the Best- 22:05 - FCC Threatens to Pull Broadcast Licenses for Wrong Propaganda- 26:00 - Conservative Media Annoyed with trump- 28:00 - Live Chat Comments Round 2- 31:00 - Sponsor: robbernsteincomedy.com / Sheath Underwear- 31:45 - Fetterman Says Democrats Should Admit This Is a Win- 33:00 - New York Post: Iran's Leader Is "Impotent" -- Did We Create Darth Vader?- 33:45 - CNN Blames DOGE Spending Cuts for Losing the War- 36:20 - New York Post Fear Piece: Iranian Attack on US Soil Is Not If But When- 37:00 - Trump's 5D Chess: When Oil Goes Up We Make Money- 39:00 - Strait of Hormuz as an Options Trading Desk- 40:30 - Western Leaders Blame Putin's Hidden Hand- 44:15 - Wall Street Journal: Ending Iran War Quickly Carries Big Risk- 44:55 - Epstein's Accountant Tells Congress He Saw No Red Flags- 46:15 - Clip: Comer Names Names -- Wexner, Rothschilds, Sinofsky, Leon Black- 48:15 - Comer Clears Trump (Five Witnesses Under Oath)- 49:20 - Democrats Push Back: Accountant Was Not Forthcoming- 50:45 - Epstein Guard With Shady Bank Transfers to Testify Next- 52:00 - Clip: Ro Khanna on CNN -- Hundreds of Survivors, Not Forthcoming- 53:00 - Ro Khanna on the Trump Accuser Settlement Question- 55:00 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug / Merch Plug- 56:10 - Episode Wrap: Back Wednesday or Friday / Epstein Storage Unit Sketch Preview

Rob Bernstein and war correspondent Kyle Anzalone (@KyleAnzalone_) break down the Iran war in a special Sunday edition of Run Your Mouth. Who's actually winning? Is the US running out of interceptors? Could this go nuclear?Topics covered: Iran's missile stockpile vs. US interceptors, Tehran's black skies and the accidental strategic advantage, Netanyahu sabotaging the off-ramp, US military bases getting hit, Iran targeting Amazon data centers in the UAE, the cost asymmetry of cheap drones vs. expensive Patriot missiles, military industrial complex as a money laundering scheme, Strait of Hormuz oil disruption, could China take Taiwan while the US is distracted, Caroline Levitt won't rule out a draft, wartime censorship concerns, the Epstein-Iran war distraction theory, and whether Trump or Netanyahu might resort to nuclear weapons.Support the show at robbernsteincomedy.com — premium content & extended episodes for $5/moPORCH TOUR: Got a backyard? Email robsnews@gmail.com (subject: porch tour)Kyle's show: youtube.com/@KyleAnzaloneShow | @KyleAnzalone_ on XDavid Stockman's oil market analysis: antiwar.comChapters00:00:00 - Welcome: Special Sunday Edition w/ Kyle Anzalone00:00:38 - Who's Winning the Iran War Right Now?00:03:36 - Tehran's Black Skies: Trump's Strategic Blunder?00:05:21 - Iran's Missile Strategy: Poking Holes in US Radar00:06:09 - Trump's Failed Negotiations & Iran's Survival Strategy00:06:23 - Netanyahu Blew Up Trump's Off-Ramp00:09:15 - Iran's Missile Capabilities Are More Advanced Than Expected00:14:34 - Damage to US Military Bases: What's Real?00:16:46 - "This Was an Epic Blunder" — Iran's Path to Victory00:19:03 - Bombing Desalination Plants & Oil Fields: Escalation Spiral00:23:00 - Has Iran Been Targeting Civilians?00:24:47 - Why Iran Is Hitting Gulf Arab States00:28:35 - US Military Manufacturing Is a Money Laundering Scheme00:33:20 - Air Superiority Claims vs. Reality00:35:17 - Three US Fighter Jets Shot Down Over Kuwait00:36:04 - Iran Targeting Amazon Data Centers in the UAE00:37:27 - Live Chat Comments00:38:53 - Porch Tour Plug & robbernsteincomedy.com00:39:27 - Kyle Anzalone Show Plug00:40:17 - Oil Strategy: Is This About Starving China?00:42:17 - World War Three? China, Taiwan & the Risk Table00:45:45 - Strait of Hormuz: The Oil Choke Point00:48:12 - Draft Talk: Caroline Levitt Won't Rule It Out00:49:12 - "Too Fat to Serve" — Ozempic Sales About to Plummet00:49:51 - Wartime Tech Censorship Coming?00:52:03 - Trump Doesn't Care About His Base Anymore00:53:26 - Could the US or Israel Use Nuclear Weapons?00:57:45 - The Kurds: "Biggest Suckers in History"00:58:22 - Ground Invasion Scenario & Iranian Enriched Uranium01:03:32 - Strait of Hormuz Oil Economics Deep Dive01:09:11 - Did Trump Launch the War to Bury the Epstein Files?01:12:40 - Final Comments & Wrap-Up