Schmactors

In this wildly emotional and hilariously revealing episode, James Marsters returns from the convention circuit with juicy Buffy reboot rumors (which he can't actually talk about). Meanwhile, Mark Devine contemplates the delicate art of crying (spoiler: he struggles) and reminisces about his eyebrow-raising appearance on Sex and the City. James reflects on why vampires remain eternally youthful and appealing, sparking a lively debate about supernatural skincare and the magic of CGI de-aging. The Schmactors dive into their deepest stage fright stories, from childhood roles as depressed donkeys to Shakespearean mishaps involving limps that healed mysteriously. Plus, the duo tackles hard-hitting questions from fans: What's your favorite cheese? (Shoutout to Velveeta and smoked Gouda). Would you rather infinite knowledge, infinite money, or infinite time—and how quickly would each ruin your life? Lastly, James reveals a surprising fascination with centaurs and their... anatomical advantages. Got a burning question? Hit up ⁠⁠schmactors.com⁠⁠ — leave a voicemail or text, and maybe you’ll hear it on the show. And if you laughed (or at least snorted), do us a favor and share Schmactors with a friend. It’s cheaper than therapy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of Schmactors, James and Mark go from superhero vision exams to existential midlife meltdowns in under 40 minutes. First up: can Clark Kent’s ophthalmologist really be fooled by a pair of glasses? The guys spiral into Superman’s colonoscopy cover stories, locker room etiquette, and how lying to protect a secret identity might actually destroy your soul. Then it’s on to the art of on-screen kissing—who’s the better smoocher: John Barrowman or Sarah Michelle Gellar? James unpacks the awkward dance of “fake hot” lip-locks, nose-smashing dangers, and the day he literally bit a co-star on set. Things get real when the boys take on plastic surgery in Hollywood, the brutal shelf life of actors, and what it means to age when your face is your product. And finally, they dive headfirst into a listener’s question about life satisfaction, delivering raw confessions about regret, reinvention, and the ultimate legacy of being a decent human. It’s vulnerable. It’s ridiculous. It’s Schmactors at its most human. Got a burning question? Hit up ⁠⁠ schmactors.com ⁠⁠ — leave a voicemail or text, and maybe you’ll hear it on the show. And if you laughed (or at least snorted), do us a favor and share Schmactors with a friend. It’s cheaper than therapy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this wildly unpredictable episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine dive headfirst into the philosophical, the musical, and the deeply absurd. From pondering whether Patrick Mahomes is the Mozart of football or just another heartbreak waiting to happen, to deathbed confessions involving DB Cooper, Madonna, and… fake buried treasure, the guys explore the art of leaving a legacy—fictional or otherwise. Mark relives his first KISS concert, complete with Satanic Panic and steak-scented weed. James shares the awkward tale of attending a Neil Diamond show chauffeured by a porn-writing teacher. There’s a heartfelt discussion about learning piano at 50, the reality of killing one good person to stop climate change (spoiler: heroin is involved), and a deep dive into Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet as a lightsaber-era bloodbath. Also: ghost stories, Bigfoot skepticism, Romeo with puppy eyes, Star Trek tribbles, a Catholic Monsignor who hands out pizza and tape recorders, and Jason’s unexpected gift of a back scratcher. It’s the usual Schmactors chaos—with a body count. Got a burning question? Hit up ⁠schmactors.com⁠ — leave a voicemail or text, and maybe you’ll hear it on the show. And if you laughed (or at least snorted), do us a favor and share Schmactors with a friend. It’s cheaper than therapy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to Schmactors! Season 2 kicks off with James Marsters and Mark Devine diving straight into the fine art of… playing dead. Yep, it’s harder than it looks, and they’ve got the stories (and the scars) to prove it. They’re also spilling the beans on caffeine binges before shows, disastrous productions that still haunt their dreams (Marriage of Figaro, we’re looking at you), and experimental theater that went way off the rails. Mark shares the hilarious tale of how trying to race an 18-year-old cost him his Achilles — and a little bit of his dignity. Plus, the golden rule of acting: never date your co-stars (unless you love pain and awkwardness). Listener Q&A is back too! The guys tackle everything from their favorite words (warning: “diarrhea” is somehow involved) to how to survive bombing onstage, and even who would win in a caveman vs. astronaut throwdown (spoiler: it’s not who you think). Got a burning question? Hit up schmactors.com — leave a voicemail or text, and maybe you’ll hear it on the show. And if you laughed (or at least snorted), do us a favor and share Schmactors with a friend. It’s cheaper than therapy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the season finale of Schmactors, hosts James Marsters and Mark Devine discuss a variety of entertaining and thought-provoking topics. They start with a playful debate on which classic 80s TV show is better: "The Dukes of Hazard" or "The A-Team." The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they discuss unexpected parenting moments, including Jackson's amusing art project. The hosts also explore their biggest pet peeves, the truth behind commercials, and the societal obsession with sugar. They share their pre-performance rituals, revealing personal anecdotes about stage fright and superstitions. The discussion then shifts to the implications of new technology, like Apple's Vision Pro, on social interactions and entertainment. Join James and Mark for an episode filled with laughter, honest reflections, and engaging opinions on a wide range of topics. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this riotous episode of "Schmactors," James Marsters and Mark Devine take you on a wild ride through Hollywood's quirks. They kick off with Marsters' spot-on British impressions and a deep dive into "Call the Midwife." Hilarity ensues as they debate dream roles, with Marsters lamenting he's too old for Hamlet and Devine wishing he could play Spike. They tackle the legalities of using rubber babies on set and crack up over an SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell as a newborn businessman. The conversation turns profound as they ponder heaven, hell, and life's meaning, all while maintaining their comedic flair. Marsters shares his father's view of hell, and Devine recounts his agnostic upbringing versus his mom's Catholicism. They hilariously answer a fan question about choosing between superpowers and orgasms, blending wit and wisdom throughout. With Marsters' impressions and Devine's tangents, this episode is a comedic tour de force that will have you laughing out loud and questioning everything you thought you knew about Hollywood. Buckle up for a zany, thought-provoking joyride! To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine dive into a whirlwind of topics, ranging from their personal anecdotes to the intriguing concept of chess boxing and extreme sports for the Olympics. They share their uniquely candid perspectives on the human condition, reality TV, and even the art of listening in relationships. Sprinkled with their characteristic humor and unexpected turns, this episode is sure to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode delves into James's auditions for the role of Spike in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' touching on his hesitations, preparation, and challenges he faced. James also details the painful hair-bleaching process he endured, showcasing the lengths some actors go to for their roles. To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air or leave us a voicemail, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this explosive episode, renowned actors James Marsters and Mark Devine pull back the curtain on the dark underbelly of Georgia's clown scene, shining a light on the sinister figure known only as "Mr. Tickles." The hosts also venture into the wild world of performing nude, going deep behind the scenes to reveal the intimate realities of stripping down in front of an audience. In the thrilling finale, Marsters and Devine engage in a no-holds-barred debate on the pros and cons of colonizing Mars. Get ready for a cosmic clash of ideas that will leave you questioning the future of humanity. This is an episode you won't soon forget. Strap in and get ready for a wild ride! To learn more about the show and send in your own questions that might get answered on the air, head over to Schmactors.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are actors just vapid, self-involved schmucks? James Marsters (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and Mark Devine (Sex and the City) reunite to give their warped take on questions of the day, pull back the curtain on the life of acting for stage and screen, and attempt to disprove the idea that all actors are idiots. Find out for yourself on March 21st! Subscribe now to ensure you get the first episode as soon as it drops! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices