Tales From The Shi*

This episode includes a poop article about Microsoft dropping a poop burial service. Poop topics include eating a bunch of food that causes 2 poops back to back. Making it home just in time to take a big dump. Taking a sweaty poop in a fancy hotel in the city. Taking my 1st poop in Walmart and the flushers are amazing. I haven't trimmed my butt hole hair in a while causes hair in the paper. Sweating from two orange spicy hot poops and almost falling off the toilet from my butt cheeks being too sweaty. It's TFTS!

This episode includes two poop articles featuring a woman pooping on a driver's car in a road rage incident and a woman pooping herself naked on a flight to Chicago. Poop topics include getting home in time to make a poop after having some greasy bar food. Nailing a big chunky dump as soon as I woke up. How Chinese food affects my dumps? Pooping at this bar for eating too much food. Buying a box of wipes day 17 in the show for pooping purposes. Trying supermarket wings which lead to stinky farts and a dump. Leaving a friends house and then having to poop but making it to a Wawa stall. Folks it's TFTS!

This episode includes two poop articles featuring a woman taking a poop on her boss's desk after winning the lottery and penguin poop is enough to spook krill. Poop topics include eating two slices of pizza after an open mic which caused me to wake up 4am to take spicy painful snake poops. Eating 2 cheesesteaks in one day which caused a two flusher dump. Eating a bunch of items at Domino's Pizza and taking dark watery dumps. Taking a whole pot gummy which caused me to not poop and to puke twice in a friend's kitchen sink. Not being able to poop for a day then finally dropping a giant curled up dump. Having trouble pooping but then a berry smoothie and green tea with lemon helped me poop. Eating a whole BBQ chicken pizza then the next morning taking a big stinky muddy dump to wake my family up. Taking 3 more bad dumps that same day. Beet juice caused my poop to look dark purple.

This episode features 3 poop topics including bat poop used to grow cannabis, a couple that poops on the floor to steal clean products, and mysterious balls of poop on Australian beaches. Poop topics include taking one of the biggest poops of the year. On NYE eating a steak and taking a big poop the next day. Almost pooping myself in the laundry room. Eating a bunch of junk that lead me to take 3 poops within a day of each other. Getting ready to leave but I get lucky and go back inside to poop. Taking a long skinny snake log and find out what I ate to have the most smelly and loud gas you can imagine!

This episode includes three poop articles about a man obsessed with whale poop, a custodian poops in kids' food and a mother says her son sat in poop all day. Poop topics include the start of the show where I took two poops tonight in two different locations. Almost pooping myself on Halloween night but making it to a Latin bar. Taking a log with some chunks making it a two flusher. Eating mostly Wawa sandwiches for lunch which causes little snake dumps. Nothing worse than taking one of those small dumps where nothing comes up but it's all this wiping. Taking poops mostly in the late morning and late afternoon. Almost not making it to a buffalo wild wings bathroom and pooping in a Target where a small puddle of poop comes out.

This episode includes two poop articles what happens when you hold in a fart? and a toilet outside a man's house turns off potential buyers. Poop topics include going to Chili's and taking a poop after dinner then going back 2 weeks later and not pooping after dinner. Drinking a big jar of beet juice which caused my poop to look dark red and purple. At Chipotle they put too much corn in my bowl which causes my ace hole to burn. I went over a month without pooping in public until I went to this comedy open mic. Pooping before and after my own comedy open mic. Raising Canes meal made me fart smelly gassers. Not pooping until late in the day from too much meat the night before. Telling poop stories from this bouncer I know. Folks this is the poopiest show ever, it's TFTS!

This episode features 4 new poop articles including pooping on the moon, a runner getting stuck in a porty potty, museum that shows animals fossil poop and pooping baby dolls in Singapore. Poop articles include making a berry smoothie that turned my poop blue and purple. Eating 3 big meals on July 4th and taking a giant poop when I got home. The berry smoothies changed my morning poop schedule. Taking 5 poops on a 2 and a half day trip. A seagull pooped on my arm while I was on the beach and a man poops in a restaurant so long the server thought he skipped on the bill.

This episode features two poop articles where a woman pulls out a sword over a dog poo incident and a woman giving herself poop transplants using her brother's feces. New poop topics include not eating chocolate because it gives me rich sloppy poops, taking a big log the next morning with bits, eating a turkey club and chicken wings which caused a big log with chunks. This egg omelet gave me wicked farts. Garlic parm wings gave me wicked farts and I pooped twice in a bar on a different night. The woman that poops herself in Walmart video. Flushing non flushable wipes at a friends house because it's too gross to rinse them in the sink. It's TFTS!