Tart Talk

Coco and Queera Lynn are back for series 3 you tarts! They've not seen each other for months. From Coco's glorious Australian tour to Queera's new crusade, they have a lot to catch up on. Popular features; Coco's confession & Queera's questions also return to help the confused and bewildered navigate the ever-changing modern world.

Tart Talk is getting groovy this week as Coco (The time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn venture back in time to explore all things Beatles and all things sixties! Answering the question we all want the answer to, 'Is John Lennon still alive?' Is he? Find out here... They help a Toronto based fan with her homeless fingering dilemma, Queera takes on the Irish and Coco gets driven to madness trying to call Liverpool. The Tarts also discuss; Ruth Ellis, Elvis, the pill and the musica...

Woah! This episode contains graphic conversation about sex and kinks, so jump in! Coco and Queera Lynn leave no mucky stone unturned in this week's episode 'Are kinks dying out?' So whether you're looking for inspiration or just a peep into the wild and fabulous, this episode is your guide to a naughtier world behind the curtain. Pup play, Horse play, Alien toys and much more... this episode has it all. Coco and Queera also receives a question from a sex doll enthusiast in the USA...

Coco and Queera know that February can be tough! That's why the Tarts have developed a seven point plan to stave off those Wintery blues. There'll be exploring the joys of stealing, being nude and impersonating foreign accents. This truly is the Seven points you need to keep the clouds at bay. Lets make February... FAB-RUARY! They also receive an unholy confession about the Arch Bishop of Canterbury.

It's a new year and a new series - As always Coco 'The time travelling Tart' and Queera Lynn are holding back no punches as they put the world to rights from SOHO's iconic L'escargot! From Dry January to Greenland, Putin to Lasagna and Venice to fingering... There truly is no topic these Tarts can't handle! So, lay down your worries, grab a bev, light a fag and sit back with your two favourite Tarts and shrug off those January blues.

For their finale of series one, Coco and Queera Lynn end it all with a real bang to remember! Explore the history and festivities of this iconic British festival with Coco and Queera Lynn this November 5th... Coco orders Britains biggest legal firework from today's sponsor. Queera gets Shakespearian comedy off her chest, and they give some much needed advice to a man in Germany who wants to shag seasonal vegetables.

Things get a bit whiffy for Coco and Queera this week on Tart Talk as they investigate the world of perfume; it's history, its purpose and it's effect on society... From Napoleon to Jack the Ripper, they've got it all this week. Including some sound advice for a potential perpetrator of incest in Weybridge. The girls also get some fabulous dating advice from their sponsor of the week in Newcastle.

Coco and Queera take to the high seas in this episode of Tart Talk! Lady Hamilton, Nelson, the vikings; if it happened on water, chances are these girls are going to get wet with them. They call a lucky sponsor in Portsmouth and help a young Canadian girl get her rocks off with the lifeguard of her dreams. This is one Jolly Roger you'll want to sail in!

Coco and Queera get knee deep in chocolatey goodness as they explore this much loved food item in today's deep dive. With help from their chocolate expert (Dr. Pino), they explore chocolates historical and sexual relevancy! They call a new sponsor in Belgium, help a struggling Cornish housewife with her baking and come to the aid of a diet cheating vegetarian.

Coco and Queera get shiny as they have a look at Gold in today's deep dive; Why is gold valuable? Did Hernan Cortes like pop music? And who invented the Teflon pan?! All answered in today's deep dive. Coco and Queera also put the topic of Aliens to bed in Queera's questions and help a struggling mother with some much needed parental advice in Coco's confessions.