That's So Original Podcast

Hey guys, sorry it’s been a bit. We could say we had been kidnapped and trapped in a bunker like the fearsome foursome, but why lie? Life has been hitting us hard. So we are ready to dive back in and forget our problems and focus on the unrealistic ones of Jordan and Coop. Our favorite duo have been sequestered in a hideaway with Antonio and Jeremy by Dr. Diana who is here to drop a crap load of foreshadowing and chew gum and she’s all out of gum. It all boils down to this – Coop needs to cocoon ASAP, but there’s still plenty of time for these two to have a night out on the town complete with romantic dinner and a hotel. Aren’t they fugitives?!?!? Make it make sense Mr. Murphy. Make it make sense. Also, we ask the important question of what Evan Peters role is your peak version of him? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Oh hey, remember us? It’s been a bit. Ok it’s been longer than a bit. It’s been a bunch. We’ve had a request to get off our bums and finish the absurdity that is Chimp Crazy. You ask and we deliver. And honestly, this is a story we feel like the world needs to hear our thoughts on. To quickly recap, Tonya is cuckoo bananas. Tonka the chimp is “missing.” We dig into the tragic story of Travis the chimp and the horrific attack that resulted in a woman needing a face transplant. All the trigger warnings! There’s a Zoom call that should be studied in acting classes of what not to do and a huge Jinx like reveal at the end. You won’t want to miss it. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s finally over. We officially know what happened to Luke! The sad thing is, we don’t care. We never cared. Luke is the worst. We’re ready to Chatham Goodbye this entire series but we’re still trying to figure out what was Lily’s deal. What was wrong with Debbie? What is Isabelle’s problem? When and why did Megan go goth? What happened to the baby? Who is now sitting on Luke’s empty shelf? Why did it take us a year to watch this show? Sadly, some questions just never have answers. Join us as we try to break it all down. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We’re back! Hard as we try we just can’t quit this wretched show. So quick recap: It’s New Year’s Eve and Megan and Isabella are on a mission to clear their reputations. This all culminates into some light BDSM, video taped confessions and at least a dozen trips to the sheriff’s office. We have so many questions. What is up with Lily? Why is she simultaneously 9 and 35? Why is Megan’s lawyer still returning her calls? What is Ned’s door code and why does the entire town know it? Come along with us as we try to determine if Luke’s ribs are actually sharp enough to cut that rope. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Are you ready to plunge back into the poop storm that is this show? We know we are. It’s Luke’s birthday! And contrary to popular belief, he is not turning 12. To celebrate, this episode is filled with scenes of him shirtless and working out so…please wear the appropriate eye wear to shield yourself from the glare of his ghostly white chest and dangerously sharp ribs. In the winter time, Megan is putting her full hacker knowledge to work while being held hostage, and future Debbie and Steve are having a stand-off while hiding evidence. What is this show? Seriously, can it get any weirder? There’s like five episodes left so unfortunately, we’re thinking yes. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Past Megan has had it with her good girl reputation and wants to be baaaaad, so she does the most logical thing possible and hacks into the DMV to make some fake IDs. Meanwhile in the winter time, Debbie’s house is crumbling around her ears so she packs up the girls and heads to the Chambers’ house for a sleepover…with the kid who made a sex tape of her daughter without her consent. As you might imagine, things get really awkward really fast. Megan is feeling super jealous of Luke and Isabella’s lack of poverty and the fact that they used to bang. In the future, the sheriff is obsessed with the note Luke supposedly wrote saying he was running away to the North Pole. Or something, we don’t know. We stopped caring about Luke a long time ago. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Welcome to Chatham, where the school principal holds all the power and inflatable sex toys are plentiful. It’s the day after the Christmas party and everyone is reeling from the fallout. Isabella wants to give her side of the story which involves a lot of jealousy, breaking and entering, and problematic sex tape storage. We also flash back to the pool party that started it all where Megan is playing the saddest game of Marco Polo ever recorded. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Girls- Hey Van, tell us the story! Van – Of course. Settle in children with your frozen dinner of sweet, sweet Javi meat, and I’ll spin you a tale of woe. Once upon a time… Lottie-Hey! Do you guys remember when Shauna kicked my ass? That was a rough but I recovered in 3 days so it’s cool. Van – Once upon a time, there was a group of adult women and not a one of them knew how to shuffle cards properly.. Lottie – I like corn! Van – And they all gathered together at a compound with their poor life choices. I’m looking at you Callie. Lottie – I’ve got an idea. Let’s murder each other! We wish this was an exaggeration but it’s pretty close to the plot of this episode. Let’s dive in and see who doesn’t make it out of the woods alive. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”