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The BOB & TOM Show – June 24, 2026 6:00 Hour6:08 – World Cup6:09 – Corn dog talk6:24 – His garage door (Tom)6:26 – Letter: Norway soccer team staying at the same hotel6:26 – Letter: His old master lock combination (Tom)6:28 – Letter: People who catch alligators use heavy-duty fishing equipment6:31 – Letter: Five-star restaurants have no condiments on the table due to clutter6:32 – Man stands still for 90 minutes during Congo match as memorial to slain leader6:46 – You are not on the anal probe list (Josh to Tom)6:49 – Old picture of Chick and his dad6:51 – Letter: Went to two upscale restaurants and had to carry sugar packets because there were no condiments6:54 – Letter: Retired listener who drives for a delivery service and listens every morning 7:00 Hour7:03 – Letter: IVF success story, now have an 11-month-old child7:05 – Letter: Hated Sea Hunt; Tom explains why he liked it7:07 – Letter: Your mom is so fat joke7:07 – Letter: Mr. Yuck stickers are still being sold7:09 – What got your mouth washed out with soap? (Tom and Josh)7:10 – Sports7:12 – I was too fat for a pogo stick (Chick)7:12 – Fat people on pogo sticks; it becomes a jackhammer (Josh)7:23 – Using headrests to break car windows if your vehicle goes into water7:25 – Tom, I wish you were anyone’s press secretary (Josh)7:27 – Rock band Turtles discussion7:31 – Fastest male to skateboard across the United States7:33 – E-bikes are fast (Chick)7:47 – No sexting between Tom and Kelly7:49 – People have sexting buddies while dating someone else7:50 – Sex dolls are cheating (Kristi)7:50 – Sex dolls are not cheating (Josh)7:54 – Tom thought pictures were texting (Chick) 8:00 Hour8:06 – Need to be alone in the morning (Josh)8:09 – Tom is horrible at AI texting8:10 – Tom, how have you had kids? (Kristi)8:11 – All the women must have been asleep (Chick)8:20 – Ryan Hamilton interview8:22 – Got hit by a shuttle bus and suffered several broken bones (Ryan)8:23 – Mormon from Idaho (Ryan)8:32 – First late-night show appearance was Conan (Ryan)8:49 – Today in History 9:00 Hour9:07 – In studio: Jessica Alsman9:07 – I have things to tend to (Tom)9:08 – The show should be number one, Tom (Kristi)9:09 – Donut giveaway for anyone wearing red, white, and blue9:13 – Drinking beet juice may lower blood pressure (Kristi)9:27 – In studio: Jessica Alsman9:27 – No Alli; we answer letters9:29 – Letter: Guy is married but separated—should I date him?9:31 – No-drama dating9:31 – Letter: Dating a woman with large photos of herself on the walls9:33 – Letter: Boyfriend’s ex keeps saying he’s a jerk, but he’s good to me9:33 – Letter: Girlfriend’s mom is flirting with me—what should I do?9:36 – Lightning can travel through pipes (Tom)9:37 – Married four months and wants a bedroom divorce because he does not sleep well with another person9:50 – Man rescued from a waterless outdoor toilet after falling in while retrieving sunglasses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 23, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Everybody’s upset with me – Tom6:03 Tom’s mic and chair don’t work6:11 Had great flight attendants – Tom6:12 David Muir wants me – Chick6:14 Guy sitting next to Tom on plane had a bad odor6:25 Clampett family clogging the aisle on an airplane – Tom6:29 Letter: Kids took me to Toy Story 5 for Father’s Day; loved it6:32 Letter: “Sugar, Sugar” stuck in my head6:35 Tim Wilson’s car was a trash can on wheels – Tom6:36 Letter: Batch of minnows in car created a bad smell6:49 Tom has a whole tissue box in his nose – Chick6:50 Airport security: Shoes or no shoes? – Tom6:53 Letter: My first 45 record was “Sugar, Sugar” from a cereal box6:54 Letter: Marina = boat parking lot 7:00 AM7:05 Jeff in studio7:05 CEO hiring discussion7:10 I used to hire people; first question was whether they were sober – Jeff7:29 “Momma So Fat” joke – Josh7:30 Explains the TV show Sea Hunt – Tom7:48 Sports7:51 High-end stadium food discussion7:53 $22 Twinkie hamburger and stadium food discussion 8:00 AM8:07 Texas Twinkie discussion8:08 My mom loved The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas – Josh8:11 Pinball once outlawed in South Carolina8:21 Jess in studio with several types of bacon8:23 Trying beef bacon and carrot bacon8:24 Vegan bacon review – Tom8:29 “Cracklin’ Rosie” is a wine8:30 Man fell to his death at a concert at Madison Square Garden8:31 Comment on concert accident – Tom8:37 Paddington movie discussion8:53 Tom was about to sneeze8:54 Today in History 9:00 AM9:14 Kathy Rigby9:26 Jaws discussion9:33 Dog on tray table9:34 More people killed by cows than sharks9:36 Bees spilled on the road9:43 Jacana birds9:50 “This Is What You Sound Like” – Chick and Kristi9:51 Tesla in a pool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 22, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Tom lives by a code song – Pat6:03 Jeff in, Tom out6:06 Where is Cape Verde?6:07 Father’s Day talk6:22 Letter: Betty plays tambourine in The Archies6:24 Letter: Keytar guy playing it on stage6:25 Letter: Looking for my vitamins, found them in my medicine glove box6:28 Letter: Playing dolls camping – “Daddy, could you hand me the fire sandwich?”6:28 Letter: Water seasoning = Crystal Light6:30 Put together a Little Tikes toy – took me 8 hours – Chick6:31 Letter: Had a spam dog – was great6:32 Letter: Was at a World Cup game – tickets were $1406:33 Tom has done a double decker?6:34 Letter: Melissa Etheridge = alternative person6:34 Letter: Sturgeon generals = group of sturgeons6:48 Sports6:53 Kristi hates feet6:55 I tend my feet once a month – Jeff6:55 Josh can feel flies on his head since he’s bald 7:00 AM7:05 Kristi had her lazy eye fixed7:06 Pickleball fight7:07 Naked Pickleball song – Pat7:10 Man covered himself in baked beans; longest time in baked beans was 4 days7:14 Three Men and a Baby was horrible – Josh7:27 Sitting at Tom’s desk, found an unwrapped Christmas gift – Jeff7:28 Let’s re-wrap a Christmas gift for Tom7:28 Exercise makes people more generous – Kristi7:32 Pays for a gym membership, doesn’t know which gym it is – Chick7:37 Kissed a guy – Josh7:38 Three guys peed their pants on purpose at a party – Josh/Chick7:47 Gave his cats artificial seafood – Josh7:50 A.I. robot plays table tennis7:53 FIFA athletes amazed by U.S. stores and food 8:00 AM8:04 In studio – Jess8:07 Betty Rubble vitamin was missing for 30 years8:11 125 MPH street racing can result in 85 years8:26 Police robot not doing his job8:27 People like snacking on bugs8:35 Used condoms, dead cat, maggots, boogers under seat – gross things found in a car on a date8:46 Today in History 9:00 AM9:04 Dad taught ballet – Pat Godwin9:24 3-D model for women’s anatomy9:27 Letter: My dad turns 99 today, still works at a home improvement store and still drives9:28 Kristi: “I’m more lesbian than you?”9:36 All Minions are men; women not that stupid – creator comment9:47 Something that should be better than it is: Blondie – Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 19, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Attack of the Wiener Man – The Mummies6:06 Letter – Grandma had a Dixie cup dispenser in the wall6:08 Letter – People don’t use the good china6:20 Letter – Been a school bus driver; started my career at Madison Plains in Ohio6:22 Magic Bus6:23 Tom had to take a bike test to ride to school6:27 Letter – Love your blatant hostility toward each other6:31 Letter – Tom rooting for Norway because they were rowing on an escalator6:32 Letter – Got a bike license for riding double6:45 Letter – Anniversary salt gun coming out6:47 Sports6:52 Ranch dressing rules per TSA 7:00 AM7:04 More Sports7:24 Ducks have great credit; put everything on his bill – Chick7:25 When My Credit Score Is 64 – Pat7:27 SWR – 65,000 Legos put together7:29 SWR – Loudest shout by a man, 122 decibels7:35 Ball torture – Kristi7:39 Reflex hammers – Kristi7:48 My nostrils are too big to hold AA batteries – Josh7:49 In Studio – Jess7:50 BLT Talk – Josh7:52 Letter – Tom probably still has his crossing guard gear7:54 Stop signs in parking lots are not real stop signs – Jess 8:00 AM8:05 Not looked for the two people for his 50th class reunion – Chick8:09 Chick’s classmates talk8:11 Reunion follow-through after one year – Jess8:12 Carlos Mencia in jail for not paying taxes8:27 Airline lost woman’s prosthetic legs – Josh jokes8:35 Bob never took a book home from school – Tom8:38 Tom had old-timey jobs as a kid – Jess8:48 Today in History8:55 How’d He Die8:56 Everyone is singing 9:00 AM9:07 Failed to mention news – Jeff9:08 Laxatives help your memory; you remember to change your underwear – Jeff9:10 Fecal material in water in New Jersey9:11 Fecal song – Pat Godwin9:12 Man arrested for storing feces in his yard in Nigeria9:30 Tom does not like the Grinch cartoon9:33 Oak tree linked to Robin Hood has died9:35 Hugh Jackman does not care for you – Josh to Tom9:46 Jess is the only one in the studio with a father9:47 Skeleton remains found in a foreclosed house – Kristi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 18, 2026 6:00 AM Hour6:00 – Turtles and Floyd6:05 – Kristi ran over a turtle6:06 – Tom picked up a turtle and moved it to the side of the road6:07 – Chick does not trust raccoons6:08 – National Go Fishing Day6:09 – Discussion about the movie Storks6:21 – Letter about a 1956 Studebaker for sale in Grand Rapids6:23 – Letter about watching the World Cup and coach Dick Advocaat6:25 – Discussion about Barney Frank6:26 – Letter about the VW Beetle being good for doing donuts6:29 – Letter about cheering for the Congo team6:30 – Letter about using a bug assault gun6:31 – Letter about a homemade garage urinal6:34 – Discussion about garage plumbing6:36 – Music reference6:48 – Chick tells Tom he sounds like an idiot6:49 – Music reference6:53 – Letter about deep-fried apple pie6:54 – Letter requesting Kristi's hard-boiled egg air-cooker recipe 7:00 AM Hour7:04 – Jeff in studio7:05 – National Go Fishing Day7:09 – Jeff discusses getting caught without a fishing license7:09 – Sports7:24 – Tom cleans his wallet and credit cards7:25 – Oldest turtle reported at 194 years old7:30 – Discussion about turtle mating7:31 – Pat update on "Good Beaver Gone Bad" and Gen Z trends7:34 – Pat prefers the word "fonky" instead of "wonky"7:48 – Tom explains wiper blade pauses7:50 – Anniversary of Chick's meltdown discussion7:53 – Chick's meltdown 8:00 AM Hour8:05 – Toxic dating service and kitten fishing8:06 – Jeff discusses gobbleintamency8:15 – Tom discusses THC-infused dog treats8:17 – Larry Storch discussion8:26 – Theme song reference8:29 – Discussion about Little Feat appearing on F-Troop8:32 – Today in History8:38 – Josh questions Pat about missing something in Tom's head8:49 – Kristi discusses pan-frying glazed donuts8:51 – Discussion about content creators 9:00 AM Hour9:03 – Al Jackson joins via Zoom from Bloomington, Illinois9:06 – Listener text discussion9:09 – Buns discussion9:11 – Spiral posting discussion9:27 – Tom writes to his daughters at camp9:32 – Robot toilets9:45 – Discussion about Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Sphere9:50 – Giraffe names Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM ShowJune 17, 2026 6:00 – Walking to the liquor store – Pat Godwin6:06 – Had a Sting-Ray bike; got stolen – Chick6:09 – Letter: Death tree; need to find 8 names6:15 – Then Came Bronson theme discussion6:24 – Salt rifle6:25 – People eat flies6:25 – Letter: Husband bought a salt gun for our barn6:29 – Letter: Tom GTO fan; Mark Lindsay did a GTO commercial6:31 – Josh and Tom discussion6:33 – Letter: Josh mentions Tennessee Ernie Ford; Instagram was listening6:34 – “16 Tons” discussion6:36 – “Why do I think you guys think I’m mentally impaired?” – Chick6:49 – “Mule Train” discussion6:51 – Singing chickens6:53 – Letter: For reunion, have a task6:54 – Letter: 10-year class reunion invitation; responded with “Deceased” 7:04 – Far Side chicken stuck-in-concrete joke – Josh7:07 – Tom applauds sheep joke by Josh7:09 – Eye doctor discussion7:10 – My mom’s hospital needed a bigger morgue – Tom7:12 – Letter: Donald Duck sneeze impression request for Pat7:24 – Chick’s reunion job is contacting people7:25 – Letter: Mom, age 92, in charge of high school reunion; only six left7:27 – “Flirty Gertie,” world’s oldest chicken song7:30 – ZZ Top song discussion7:32 – Foxborough7:33 – Sports7:35 – Drunkula7:49 – New York Knicks baby boomer coming soon7:52 – Jalen Rose original name discussion7:54 – Jalen Rose song7:56 – Knickers discussion 8:04 – More knickers discussion8:08 – SWR: Largest riding penny-farthing, 9 feet tall8:11 – Tom explains paved walking trails8:22 – Self-pleasure before bed may help sleep8:24 – Josh has a journal tracking self-pleasure8:28 – Poll: 30% have confidence in their sexual skills8:31 – Someone used a public pool as a bathroom8:44 – Today in History8:46 – Book about the Statue of Liberty’s feet – Tom 9:03 – In studio: Jessica9:03 – Fried apple pie returns to McDonald’s9:05 – Words that sound fake but are real: Bumfuzzle (confused)9:06 – Snollygoster9:06 – Friendlily9:07 – Pronk9:09 – Crapulent9:10 – Fartlek9:20 – Zoom with Alli Breen9:22 – Letter: Boyfriend does not want to get married; new job requires moving; should I go?9:27 – It’s sweating season; men should shower regularly9:29 – Letter: Girlfriend talks about her ex all the time; I’m not jealous9:31 – Letter: Boyfriend keeps air conditioning extremely cold and won’t turn it up9:35 – Letter: After an eight-year relationship, I slept with another guy9:45 – More words that sound like they shouldn’t be real9:55 – Pilot wasn’t a real pilot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 16, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Smoking in front of the building – Bob & Peter Kevoian6:05 Never had crabs – Kristi6:06 I’m a little tired – Tom6:19 Letter: Clover, WA has a huge potato smasher6:23 Letter: My sweet little one in a hat – my dog6:25 Letter: Liked the movie Song Sung Blue6:25 Letter: Having rotator cuff surgery6:28 Letter: Getting ready for tacos – have any tortilla skins?6:29 Still miserable6:30 Letter: Add American cheese to a microwaved hot dog bun6:30 Letter: Flies = flying raisins – my 2-year-old6:31 Kristi has a fly swatter cover6:33 Flies vomit every time they land – Josh6:36 Bug-a-Salt kills bugs with salt6:49 Hearing aids became earbuds for music6:53 Paul Revere discussion – Paul Revere Dick was his real name6:54 “Good Thing” copyright discussion – Paul Revere 7:00 AM7:07 “Good Thing” copyright discussion – The Beach Boys7:10 Today in History7:13 “Rule the World” copyright discussion – Tears for Fears7:15 Toy Story gives a lot of people joy – Tom to Chick7:24 “Wild World” – Cat Stevens7:25 “Love to Change the World” copyright discussion – Tears for Fears7:25 “Joy to the World” copyright discussion – Three Dog Night7:25 Sports7:29 “Indian Reservation” copyright discussion – Paul Revere7:31 Josh tells Tom to stop talking about soccer if he hates it7:36 Merlin is a Mexican duck and should be named El Quacko – Tom7:37 Tom knows someone named Merlin; Kristi does too7:46 World record: Longest time keeping five balloons in the air – 1 minute7:51 “Stuck in a Car” song – Pat 8:00 AM8:03 In studio: Kelly Collette8:04 Kelly loves soccer and the World Cup8:07 Kelly says you always learn about another country while watching the World Cup8:21 Goblin intimacy – new dating trend8:27 People who live alone share their loneliness online8:28 Tom jokes about wanting to see Chick die8:30 How many people would you drive to the airport? – Tom to Josh8:32 People spend a billion dollars on OnlyFans8:33 Atlanta spends the most on OnlyFans per capita8:37 Most popular adult content categories in California8:37 First adult content Josh saw8:39 Most popular adult content category in Florida 9:00 AM9:03 Cheese witch can tell fortunes with cheese9:07 Kelly was a palm reader9:10 Johnny Mathis was a track star in high school – Tom9:12 Tom talks about Johnny Mathis9:12 Josh joke9:24 “Chances Are” copyright discussion – Johnny Mathis9:29 Tom needs a good power washer9:33 Woman named her children after states – Kristi9:36 People with state names9:48 Towel Talk9:49 E-bike assault – Kelly9:54 “Toilet Room” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 15, 2026 6:00 AM6:00 Nasty Stuff – Chick McGee Experience6:04 Pat Is Back6:08 Wang Chung Tonight (copyright)6:09 Space Junk (copyright)6:10 Letter – Toilet Song in My Head6:12 Kristi’s Shirt Has a Crab on It6:12 Fashion Plate Tom Comments on Kristi’s Shirt6:26 Letter – Member Appreciation Day at My Local Co-op6:28 Letter – Finished Off an 18-Pack of Beer6:29 Letter – Loves Josh, He Is Her Favorite6:31 Letter – What’s in Your Wallet? Can You Guys Play Again?6:32 Letter – Front Row Seats at Edwin McCain6:33 Playing What’s in Your Wallet – Josh Has $46:37 Did Yoga With Puppies – Kristi6:49 Salt Steak – Need Newspapers – Tom6:50 Letter – Did Salt Steak6:52 Letter – I’m 7 Feet Tall6:53 Frogman Song (copyright) 7:00 AM7:06 Sports7:21 Coloring Joke7:26 Most Beautiful Woman (copyright)7:29 SWR – Juggling Three Flaming Torches7:33 20th Century – T. Rex (copyright)7:34 Crimson and Clover – Tommy James (copyright)7:45 Empty Seats at FIFA7:48 T. Rex Leather Handbags – $75,0007:51 Dinosaur Talk – Their Jaws Developed First7:52 Woman Set Up Dog Kissing Booth – Can Pet and Kiss Her Dog7:54 “How Did I Get to Be the Mature One Here?” – Chick 8:00 AM8:06 Two 14-Year-Olds Arrested for Robbing a Lemonade Stand8:09 Woman Rescued From Mud Pit8:28 Sheep Joke in School8:29 89-Year-Old Rocket Scientist Hired Someone to Find Him a Woman8:33 First Date – Pat8:47 Today in History 9:00 AM9:04 Zoom – Bob Zany9:05 His Dry Bar Special on YouTube – Bob9:09 Went to Israel, Advised Not to Stand Next to a Window – Bob9:12 Tom Jones Is 85, Still Performing, Pulls Compression Socks Out of His Pants – Bob9:24 Man Stole Cigarettes and Stacks of Lottery Tickets From Store9:26 Man Found Cougar Droppings on Guest House Roof; Cougar Ran Off9:34 Brain Cells Trained to Play Piano9:46 Couple Arrested With Dead Alligator Strapped to Car9:48 Saw Alligator on Golf Course in Florida9:49 Sleeveless in Seattle – Hot Temperatures in Washington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BOB & TOM Show – June 11, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 – Hadji's road buddy6:04 – Chick in, Jeff out6:06 – Johnny Quest discussion6:22 – Audio quiz for Josh: Johnny Quest theme6:24 – Tom talks about loving Johnny Quest6:29 – Letter: Wife is 6'2"; dad called her the "Ovarian Barbarian"6:30 – Letter: "Going ballistic" vs. "going commando"6:31 – Letter: Air and gas prices; why airline tickets are expensive6:32 – Letter: In my semi, a drink plate is a cup holder6:33 – Letter: In my 60s; wife wants me to sit on the toilet to urinate6:48 – Tom and Josh discuss drinking coffee with the lid on6:49 – Tom talks about people bringing coffee onto a gondola 7:06 – Sports update7:12 – FIFA may cause a baby boom, according to Kristi7:28 – Josh says Tom is "whitesplaining"7:30 – Letter: "6-7" is deaf slang for testicles7:30 – Fastest time descending stairs on hands7:36 – Discussion of the movie Rubber ("the tire movie")7:48 – Josh says he can be a wingman7:49 – TV sidekicks; Josh is happy being a sidekick7:50 – Josh asks Tom if he owns a papasan chair7:52 – Blow-up furniture discussion7:53 – World Naked Bike Ride coming June 27 in Wisconsin7:54 – Recumbent bike discussion7:56 – Jeff suggests a naked pogo stick event 8:06 – Hooker joins in studio8:08 – Letter: Rotting bug guts make windshield cleaner smell bad8:11 – Man arrested for burglary while on his way to court for burglary8:15 – Josh says he would go garage-sale shopping today8:26 – Difference between robbery and burglary8:27 – Meem toothpicks discussion with Hooker8:33 – Josh's best friend wears kilts year-round8:45 – Today in History8:47 – Kristi says "Trojans are rubbers"8:52 – Josh: "It's exhausting to act like I'm interested in this conversation"8:53 – Kristi jokes about O.J. Simpson 9:04 – Al Jackson joins via Zoom9:06 – Discussion about driving gloves9:07 – Steering wheel spinner knobs in the 1980s9:08 – Al recalls his dad's Bonneville and its size9:11 – Al would pay to hear Tom explain hip-hop9:11 – Word: "Bat Phone"9:13 – Word: "Choppleganger"9:29 – Johnny Quest theme9:30 – Kristi dated someone named Johnny Quest9:30 – Discussion about the historical use of the word "douche"9:31 – Story about a very tall boy and a beer sleeve; three boys involved9:39 – Kristi visited her mom and aunt, went to the wrong house after having a THC-infused drink9:49 – Jeff names a peach-and-vanilla drink "Dirty Hooker"9:51 – New street named for Jimi Hendrix in New York9:51 – Discussion of a posthumous Prince album release 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices