The Church of Common Sense

Today, the gub'ment shotdown is officially over....and so sf the Federal Employees 40+ day vacation....Food Stamp recipients in Louisiana gonna get a little Lagniappe... according to Governor Jeff Landry...but.... you still gonna have trouble getting from point A to Pint B if you usin and airplane!

Today....can a team of Louisiana Judges distinguish between what is a "shit" school and what is not....since most of them probably graduated from one....A middle schooler in Louisiana is under arrest for putting AI generated nude bodies on the faces and heads of his classmates; another Pelosi is thinking about running for public office {surprise surprise} and even if they vote to reopen the government,,,is MOST of the government...not ALL of the government, which will likely be shutting down again at the end of January!

Today...why the state of Louisiana has the reputation is has...including the shutting down of the "yank wun soon" massage parlor in the state's capital. Mark Sanchez proves not all drunks derserve to be sportscasters, Farmers Almanac decides to call it quits and day # Whatever of "Who gives a Sh*t" continues!

Today...as we head into the longest gub'ment shutdown in history, the FAA is cutting back on the number of airplanes in the skies, meanwhile President Trump keeps wheelin and deelin ...but not with congress...with Asia instead. Body Cam footage has been released from the great "Tulane Monkey Escape" and some are saying it resembles a half-time show at a Bayou Classic game. Now that NYC has a Muslim Mayor, the state of Texas is welcoming Yankee folk who want to head south...and tonight they be a big old Super Moon shinin down on the ole Bayou!

Today...day #35 of...."Oh Sh*t...They Not Buyin Our Bluff!" Why the democrats are so determined to keep Obamacare around, Drug Cartels now offering rewards for thugs to shoot border patrol agents, Nigerians killin Christians,,,,and why President Trump will be called a racist when he bombs the sh"t out of them,,,adn Hussein Obama shows his true Muslim colors once again!

Today....Could Donald Trump pick the new coach of LSU??? Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry is FED UP! He says there is NO WAY current AD of LSU Scott Woodward will pick the next head football coach...The Fed Lowers interest rates as the Gub'ment shutdown enters day 29, French officials still have not found the 100 million dollars worth of jewels stolen from the Louvre, The NFL enters CYA {cover yo ass} mode for their horrible choice of halftime entertainment, and our thoughts and prayers go out to Swamp Pop Legend Marcia Ball who announced she is battling ALS!

Today....day #27 of who gives a sh*t...AKA the gub'ment shutdown. 700 Thousand fed workers furloughed, food stamps running out, air travel being canceled, and the stock market seeing all time highs....Two Navy Ships have decended on Venezuela and the President of that country says it may be an eternal war...obviously his definition of "eternal" is different from ours. An idiot puts out a "Hit" on attorney general Pam Bondi, A Lousiana scam artist is now facing charges for staging personal injury accidents, and Jamaica is getting ready Hurricane Melissa to kick it square in the Ass! Oh Yeah...and another broadcast journalist calls it quits...because ain't noboby watching!