The CrabFeast with Ryan Sickler and Jay Larson

Ho Ho Ho! That ain't Saint Nick you hear! That's the sound coming from The Black Palace and laughter because of one of our favorite guests!!! Steve Simeone is back on The Feast and there's no one else we'd want to celebrate Christmas on than this guy. And because you've all been so nice for so many years, old Santy Claus has a little something extra in the bag for you! We will miss you all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You wanted her and you got her! Only three episodes left and we couldn't not include everyone's favorite mom! Sue Larson is back on the Feast! Unlike her meatballs, this episode is not undercooked! In fact, you could leave this episode in a sun-warmed car for days and it wouldn't go bad! This is such a fun episode and special to both of the guys just as we know it's special to you to. Please enjoy and share with friends. We love you and so does Sue! #FTCF #***** http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are down to the final 5!!! Can you believe that? We are doing are best to get the best guests possible but unfortunately this week we fell a bit short and ended up with the 2nd best part of The Dollop in Gary Reynolds!!! Amazingly he was heavily requested and we begrudgingly had him on and as always he surprised us! Such a great episode and no better way to close out November and start off the final 5. Thanks for all of your support and love! #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're knee deep in the final 10 episodes & we wanted to change it up a little bit so we invited a first-time guest on to inject a little youth into The Feast. Ladies and gentlemen...officially the youngest guest in Feast history... Derek Crawford AKA Ryan's stepson...GETCHA ASS OUT HERE! Ah, to be 15 again! We go on a trip down memory lane and Derek shares some really great moments and stories. It's awesome to be able to look back at a time when you were 15 and laugh about the stuff you did growing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, we are in our final ten! And we decided to mix it up. We decided to get one of our most-requested guests from over the years who has never been on the podcast! So, if you think threatening someone with a gun, rancid piñata parties and degenerate motel stories are worth a listen, then you'll be excited for today's episode with Danish and O'Neill! Please enjoy and share with people you consider friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked for it and you got it! We are in the final 10 and who better than the Great Ronnie Kirkman's daughter?! We are so excited to have Jen Kirkman back on the Feast to talk about some new costume choices! And some new Ronnie Kirkman stories as well as some great stories from that Mama on the Kirkman's. The countdown has begun and as we are sad to see The Feast go we are also excited to have so many great fans and great guests lined up to close this thing out! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember the 40 year old virgin? Well how about the 30 year old kissing virgin? Yeah that's right! This week's guest Jake Kroeger has never been kissed. Sound amazing? Well how about the fact that he was left at a church because the Cartel was after his mother? Sound crazy? Well try on the fact that no one in Los Angeles knows more about comedy than him!!! This is a truly amazing ep and we hope you enjoy and share across your social media with friends. #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No you're not listening to a late night jazz session, that's just the smooth voice of this week's guest, Barry Katz. We have never had an episode more for our fans than this! Not only are you hearing amazing hilarious stories but these stories are about Tracy Morgan, Jay Mohr and many many other stand up greats! Barry has been a manager in the business for decades and has worked with some of the best names in comedy! Please enjoy this week's ep and share with your friends! #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whether you're driving or at home listening you'd be in the same place if you were this week's guest! That's because Dave Stone lived in a van for the majority of four years! No not down by a river! He could only be so lucky! More like near some homeless people and shelters! He's had more jobs than Ryan has cousins and he tells us a little bit about each one! This is an instant classic so please enjoy!!! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Find yourself a dumpster and get ready to build a boat because we are setting sail in Petaluma, CA with Kate Willett and Rory Scovel. This week's episode was recorded live at The Pet-A-Llama Comedy Festival. We love being in the same room with Feaster Nation for a podcast recording and this episode was definitely something special. We recorded around 1:00 in the afternoon in a little basement bar with a bunch of our closest fans, literally the stage was close to the audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you asked Earl what life was like growing up in Bel Air, he'd say pretty middle class. With neighbors like Sylvester Stallone and Kareem Abdul Jabar, Ry and Jay would say, "Bro! You were loaded!" But Earl Skakel wasn't loaded because he's been sober since birth. But when you hear some of the craziness he's gotten into in his life you'd swear he was as high as Kareem's sky hook. It's showtime on this week's episode, so make sure to share with friends and get the word out. #FTCF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are getting some serious Boston love on this episode, unless you're the New Kids! Matty Fontana joins the boys in the studio and he's got quite the hot streak. Just ask Seal, no, not the mama, the singer. Or the old Lady at The Bel Air Hotel! "He's a smart one" this kid, just ask Don Rickles and Bob Newhart! This episode has a little bit of everything! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices