The Maltiverse

It’sthe April Fools episode ofThe Maltiverse… and as always things go off the rails as Steve andJay dive into (amongst other things)• A disastrous Paris adventure• Snogging complete strangers• A biscuit-based party game And of course our agony uncle feature is back– today we face a tattoo dilemma and what we think might be a fake proposal And we’ve got a Would You Rather featuring…crusty sheets and a ghost. Yes… this one gets very weird.If you enjoy wild stories, ridiculousdebates, and unfiltered comedy, you’re in the right place.🎧 Subscribefor more!New episodes of The Maltiverse every twoweeks featuring:outrageous storieslistener dilemmasbizarre Would You Rather questionsand plenty of things that probably shouldn’t be said out loud.⭐ Support the legends whosupport the show☕ Bruvv(Balzan)Two brothers (and their lovely mum) running one of the best coffee spotsaround. Great coffee, great treats, great people.👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ FogBuddies (Ħamrun)Vapey stuff, candles, aromas and cheeky gifts for grown-ups who appreciate abit of atmosphere.👉fogbuddies.com👕 KConceptsThe printing wizards behind our merch and branding.👉kconceptsmalta.com#TheMaltiverse #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #StorytimePodcast#PodcastClips #ComedyStories #WouldYouRather #AwkwardStories #RelationshipFails#HolidayStories #MaltaPodcast #MalteseComedy #MaltaCreators

Would you date a robot? What happened when a camera went into Steve’s brain. And what exactly is he doing to that pasta dish?It is the special tech/AI pecial episode of The Maltiverse Podcast, as we dive into robots, the future (kind of) and what our listeners want from AI and robots — and some of the answers were deeply concerning.PLUS…The Agony Uncle returns with a messy love triangle(ish) dilemmaAnd we got a brilliant “Would You Rather” involving a robot with toaster genitals (because of course) If you’re into AI debates, weird relationship talk, comedy podcasts, and Maltese chaos — this one’s for you.🙌 Huge Thanks To Our Sponsors☕ Bruvv – BalzanSpecialty coffee, fresh treats, and family-run good vibes. Two brothers and their mum doing it properly.📍 Visit them in Balzan🌐 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies – HamrunYour one stop shop for premium candles, statement scents, and grown-up gifts. Buy gifts to impress!📍 Check them out in Hamrun🌐 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe incredible printing pros behind our merch and custom gear. 🌐 www.kconceptsmalta.com🎧 Subscribe for comedy, relationship chaos, Maltese madness, and the world’s strangest dilemmas with Steve & Jay.

Valentine’s Day is coming… and this episode of The Maltiverse is a deep dive into sex, dating disasters, and relationship horror stories you won’t hear anywhere else.From “no no Sundays” to dating disasters involving bus stops, scary dogs, and garlic breath,— Steve & Jay unpack some of the strangest, funniest, and most uncomfortable listener confessions yet.💌 The Agony Uncle segment is BACKIncluding hilariously messy relationship problems, like one unforgettable story involving a man being blamed for something that definitely wasn’t his fault… but absolutely ruined the bathroom.🤔 Would You Rather? A truly naughty dilemma that nobody asked for, involving orifices, questionable smells, and instant regret.

Welcome to the first Maltiverse madness of 2026!Steve & Jay are back with a chaotic mini-episode packed with New Year comedy, Malta based gossip, and all the unhinged nonsense you love.This episode full of New Years Chaos dives into:⚾ The World Series (sort of)👅 A Maltese celebrity lick🌚 Gl*ryhole conversations (because… of course)☕ Our FIRST Would You Rathers of 2026If you love Maltese comedy, funny podcasts, ridiculous banter, and two idiots saying things they definitely shouldn’t… this episode is for you.💥 SPONSORED BYBruvv (Balzan) – Coffee, treats & the perfect start to 2026👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind Maltiverse merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxffxZG1jNI

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!

WOULD YOU RATHER Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹 To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet: ⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much? Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱). And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌 This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks! 📍 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #SeasonFinale #SummerSpecials #Bruvv #Cavemen #ComedyChaos #EpicFinale #NannaVsBoss #SteveHili #JasonZammit #MadeInMalta #Maltesesummer https://youtu.be/MQVH5FIdXJk

WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika? Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞 This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand: ⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯 🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒 👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)? And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱). 📍 Show them love here: https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O_xZt7PhE

🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽 Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials! This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into: 🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s 🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Maltese music 🚪 The ultimate classic – O-face or O-voice? All while demolishing mouthwatering treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving fresh, homemade, feel-good food (yes, vegans, you’re covered). 📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt It’s naughty. It’s unhinged. It’s exactly what you came here for. #TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #MaltaComedy #SteveHili #JasonZammit #Bruvv #MalteseSummer #Cavemen #ToniAttard #MalcolmGalea #Theatre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96LlQbHfb0

🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… Org*sm every time you see a 🔴 Laburist or a 🔵 Nazzjonalist? It’s the wildest game of the summer! The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week we dragged in foodie queen (and 🐶 dog-obsessed) Stephanie Agius and Wayne from Vibe to tackle the BIG questions: 👄 Why do some people love it when Steve’s mouth is full? 🍝 Would Steph actually eat… dog bits?! 🤔 And which one of them was actually NOT invited on the show? Massive shoutout to the LEGENDS at BRUVV Balzan! From ☕️ banging coffees to 🍩 incredible sweet treats, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their watermelon bliss – BRUVV’s got it all. 📍 Hit them up: facebook.com/bruvv.mt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfuEDKcxAcA

🎙️ WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have pubes that grow a metre a day 😂 or have random people know your secrets? 🤫 It's the most insane game of the summer! 🌞 Welcome to the Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit! 🌴 This week, The Take Two Duo dropped by, and TV and film legends Abigail Mallia and Carlos Debattista joined us to tackle some wild dilemmas, including: 📺 American TV glory vs. 🎬 directing a hot scene with a certain sibling 😏 Potholes vs. 🎤 operatic nudity 🦸‍♂️ Kombucha vs. 🐑 sheep! 🧉 Tune in for more hilarious and thought-provoking questions! 😄 https://youtu.be/qdFnaIe9HPw And none of this would have been possible had it not been those awesome brothers (and their mum!) at BRUVV in Balzan! From coffee that always hits the spot, to beautiful craft beers via their magical made-in house Ice teas and food that will blow your mind! 📍 Check them out: facebook.com/bruvv.mt

She lifts. She laughs. She doesn’t back down from a challenge. We’re joined by none other than Denise Gafa, fitness coach, content creator, and one of Malta’s most unstoppable forces of energy 💪💥 We hit her with the weirdest “Would You Rather” questions we could come up with… whilst also bullying Matthew in the process. Expect sweat, sass, and some hilariously unexpected answers. https://youtu.be/kuo80EaHXOI

Here it is; the grand finale of Season 2! We wrapped things up in style at the Huskie brewery, our amazing sponsors for this season, and we brought in none other than the legendary Denise Gafa for some unforgettable shenanigans. Expect big laughs, great brews, and... a glory hole? Yep, we went there. Buckle up for a wild one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2mRTVSf-A

Everyone loves a good rant, and in this episode of The Maltiverse, we're diving headfirst into the world of complaints, gripes, and over-the-top moaning! From the pettiest annoyances to full-blown frustrations, we’re breaking down what gets under people’s skin and why we just can’t stop complaining. https://youtu.be/dYM3p3gROf0