Too Old To Care Pod

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In episode 23 of Too Old To Care, the guys kick things off with chaotic pre-show energy before diving into their dating lives — apps, couples on Feeld, and the case for dating older women who actually have their shit together. The conversation turns surprisingly heartfelt as they discuss therapy (one of them has been going since age 10), the mental toll of a seven-month injury, and how working out affects everything — including your sex life. They react to a darkly funny monster truck crash in Colombia, debate whether a La-Z-Boy is the official symbol of giving up, and wrap with a deep dive into cologne, a grocery store death threat, and a hippie chick with fake tits. Unfiltered, oddly thoughtful, and exactly what you'd expect from two guys who are too old to pretend otherwise.

www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the hosts sit down with guest Arlene for an unfiltered, free-wheeling conversation that covers everything from Stagecoach festival chaos and the iPhone vs. DSLR camera debate to the real talk about dating in your 40s and what it actually takes to communicate and be vulnerable in relationships. The conversation gets candid fast — touching on Botox, eye contact during sex, praise kinks, and navigating modern dating apps. It's equal parts funny, honest, and surprisingly insightful

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys kick off by theorizing that some women may have mistaken them for wealthy men and quietly moved on when they realized otherwise — sparking a broader debate about whether flaunting money is actually a warning sign versus quiet wealth being the smarter play. From there, they wade into dating app updates, including couple requests from app-matched strangers looking for a third, and riff on cliché bio phrases like "I like slow mornings." A significant chunk goes to a health update: their friend Scoop ended up in the ER after colonoscopy prep left him severely dehydrated, which caused a dangerous rapid heart rate requiring a procedure to reset it. The episode wraps with a tour through random rabbit holes — how Coachella makes its money, the "Viking meal" trend on Instagram, Palm Springs solo hotel trips, a punk rock show with a very predictable crowd, System of a Down concert memories, and logging 451 hours on Arc Raiders.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this hour-long episode, Bradley and Schoeny open with a classic story about losing a wallet at a My Chemical Romance concert — the one time the wallet chain was left behind. They spiral into the unbelievable case of a quadriplegic cornhole professional accused of murder, rage about people standing in absurd lines for Trader Joe's tote bags, Costco rotisserie chickens, and Kirkland sweatsuits, and debate the ethics of blackface in comedy through the lens of Drake, Jamie Kennedy, and Ted Danson. They react to disturbing videos of a man shooting a wheelchair-bound veteran and a police shooting in San Diego, read a heartfelt listener email from Hungary, reminisce about four square, mosh pits (now dubbed "the dance pit"), crowd surfing injuries in Japan, and getting jet fuel in the eye in the Navy. They close with hot takes on grown men with secret handshakes, a brain-eating virus scare in San Diego, and ordering exotic game meat sausages off Amazon.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys kick things off talking about shorts and thigh sizes before paying respects to Chuck Norris and reliving Walker, Texas Ranger moments. They dive deep into the Afroman trial, where he trolled the cops who raided his house by making diss tracks and showing up to court in a full American flag suit — and won. DJ war stories come up, including dead 4th of July gigs, getting booked on Coachella weekend at an empty club, and Bradley's "magical" rooftop set at Lumi downtown. Bradley also reveals his failed attempt to open a Swiss bank account while DJing in Switzerland. Things get heated with a rant about First Amendment auditors who provoke random people in public for content, and Dom shares a hilarious story about a pest control guy unknowingly bringing a rat home in his engine. The jet ski vs. fisherman beef gets explored, and the episode wraps with the ongoing hood pass negotiations and some truly unhinged sounding rod discourse.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this wide-ranging conversation, the hosts share candid updates from their lives including running injuries, upcoming DJ gigs, and the logistics of nightlife work. They dive into honest discussions about marriage, relationships, and watching friends navigate divorce, while reflecting on aging, technology frustrations, and the importance of setting boundaries with fans. The episode also explores the realities of working in the service industry—from bartending to DJing—and the often awkward interactions that come with it. Looking back on their podcasting journey, they discuss near-miss Netflix deals, losing their Instagram account to hackers, and why they've stayed committed to keeping their show authentic, conversational, and politics-free for over 13 years.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod This episode is a freewheeling conversation between two friends covering the absurdities of modern life. They discuss the evolution of social media fame from MySpace's Tila Tequila to today's multi-million follower accounts, the grind of content creation and streaming on platforms like Twitch and Instagram, and the exhausting reality of video editing. The conversation meanders through topics like Banksy's mysterious identity, the luck of buying a home right before the pandemic (and watching it appreciate by $250k), the challenges of homeownership in your forties, and why getting good sleep actually matters as you age. They also touch on everything from tinnitus and weed dispensaries to YouTube creators like Outdoor Boys, the disappointment of learning those primitive building channels used tractors, and the nostalgia of America's Funniest Home Videos. It's an unfiltered, hilarious dive into navigating adulthood while trying to stay sane.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod This episode explores the chaotic landscape of modern dating apps through real-world examples submitted by listeners. The hosts dissect terrible opening lines, from overly sexual first messages to awkward attempts at humor, revealing the disconnect between what guys think works and what actually does. Beyond dating, they discuss the performative nature of political posting on social media and why people feel compelled to broadcast their opinions. The conversation meanders through topics like ghosting culture, the challenges of maintaining genuine connections in the digital age, and personal anecdotes about relationship breaks. They wrap up with lighter fare about upcoming travel plans and late-night gaming sessions, maintaining their signature unfiltered, conversational style throughout.

https://www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this unfiltered episode, the crew reunites with photographer Arlene to discuss life in their forties. Arlene opens up about navigating perimenopause symptoms, her new status as a grandmother, and her thriving dating life with younger men—including a recent date with a 27-year-old and an awkward situation with her 25-year-old neighbor mechanic who keeps finding excuses to visit. The conversation meanders through topics like nightlife photography, the decline of San Diego's bar scene, aging gracefully (or not), sexual adventures including pegging, the economics of OnlyFans, dental work horror stories, and why nobody drinks anymore. With plenty of laughs and zero shame, they celebrate getting older while refusing to act their age.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this unfiltered episode of Too Old to Care, the hosts explore mortality, relationships, and the realities of aging with their signature raw humor. The conversation begins with philosophical musings about death and the afterlife before diving into the surprisingly high costs of dying and the importance of sharing passwords with loved ones. The discussion shifts to modern dating dynamics, particularly women who want partners obsessed with them, leading to personal stories about past relationships, jealousy, and red flags. The hosts share candid tales about dating younger women, age gaps in relationships, and how their tolerance for drama has evolved with age. The episode takes hilarious detours through childhood memories including embarrassing notes passed in elementary school, creative masturbation techniques, pillow fucking, fruit fucking, and teenage delinquency involving pipe bombs and breaking into schools. Throughout, they emphasize how maturity has taught them to walk away from toxic situations and value simplicity in relationships.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Podcast Guest Dynamics: The hosts discuss how some people who are hilarious in real life become reserved on podcasts, comparing it to camera shyness. They share frustrations about guests treating podcasts like formal interviews rather than casual conversations. DJing Stories: Showknee recounts hearing a Spotify ad play at a wedding and a BBC Radio tag at a nightclub, highlighting unprofessional DJ moments. They reminisce about the air horn era in Latin nightclubs and discuss how modern DJs differ from the analog days. Nightlife Nostalgia: Extended memories of San Diego's club scene, particularly Voyeur nightclub, which brought major EDM acts before the genre exploded. They recall after-hours hangouts with staff and the contrast between corporate venues and independent spots like Thin and Onyx. Personal Revelations: Bradley opens up about his past engagement at 32, spending $14,000 on a ring while making $40,000 a year. He candidly discusses his struggles with pill addiction (Norcos), smoking heroin, and how it destroyed that relationship. He shares his sobriety journey, which fully began during COVID when he quit drinking and smoking. Military Experience: Bradley reflects on his four-year military service, explaining how the military discourages creativity and independent thinking, which led him to leave after fulfilling his commitment. Random Topics: The conversation bounces through female drummers as a new "fetish," expired lube disasters, deodorant allergies, passport bros phenomenon, musical instrument origins (Bradley's flute-to-drums journey), and the chaos of recording podcasts with dogs. Special Announcement: Bradley reveals he found episode 8 of Tasteless Gentlemen from 13 years ago and plans to release it as a Patreon exclusive, complete with his proposal video for reaction content. The episode showcases the unfiltered, conversational style that defines Too Old To Care, mixing humor with surprisingly deep personal stories.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: Itunes: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod "In the inaugural episode of "Two Old To Care," hosts dive into the messy, hilarious reality of dating in your 40s versus your 20s. They share cringe-worthy stories of drunken mistakes—from passing out on doorsteps to beating up mailboxes—and reflect on how age changes everything from relationship priorities to tolerance for drama. The conversation covers the evolution from "fuck boy" behavior in their twenties to the wisdom (and exhaustion) of their forties, including why showing up unannounced at an ex's house seemed romantic in movies but was actually creepy in real life. They discuss body counts, the gray area of casual dating, and why threesomes seemed like a good idea back then but now just sound like too much work. Other topics include: the challenges of age-gap relationships, why "okay" is the worst text response, dating apps as a divorcee-spotting tool, and the realization that after 40, you're simply too old to care about the drama that once fueled your social life. Raw, honest, and unapologetically nostalgic for simpler times—this is what happens when two guys stop caring about filters and just talk."