Trader Hoes

The Hoes have hit the road for a little summer review retreat, and to kick things off, they're diving into a big bowl of mystery meat...balls. While they try to win the meatball lottery, sampling all three of Trader Joe's fresh chicken meatballs, they also make some truly troublesome food confessions and create an entire imaginary meat universe with a highly paid Women's Meatball Basketball Association (WMBA) and protein-maxxing leprechauns. In the cart: Chicken MeatballsPineapple Teriyaki Chicken MeatballsBuffalo Style Chicken Meatballs with Monterey JackWant bonus episodes, first dibs at merch, and more? Head to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/traderhoes

Can you believe i?, The Hoes are cooking! Ok technically, they’re just warming up frozen pizzas but the bar is extremely low these Hoes and apparently even lower for some of these Trader Joes pies. In the cart:Tarte au Brie et aux TomatesTarte d'Alsace with Ham, Onions, and GruyereBurrata, Prosciutto and Arugula FlatbreadBBQ Chicken Pizza

It was 91 degrees in February and the Hoes are coping with some new frozen favorites from Trader Joe’s. If you love instant affagato, pistachio having its moment, super-sized macrons, and unpacking Katie’s pigeon trauma, then you’re in for a treat, Hoes. In the cart:2 Affogatos Vanilla Non-Dairy Frozen DessertsMacaron Ice Cream SandwichesItalian Pistachio & Fior di Latte Gelato Style Frozen DessertCalamansi & Mango Sorbet

The Hoes are hitting up the snack aisle and finding their new stripper names in the process. From curried potato chips to yeasty popcorn, it's a full-flavored episode that'll have you pondering deep thoughts like, "Do I look like my dog?" and "How do you pronounce 'Piquant?"In the cart:Sweet Onion Style Pretzel TwistsThai Style Yellow Curry Flavored Potato ChipsHot Honey PopcornPiquant Popcorn

Happy Valentine’s and Galentine’s Day to all who celebrate! The Hoes are back with some sweet favorites and some new discoveries. Will they be love at first bite or taste like bitter disappointment? Did we even love pink before Victoria Secret brainwashed us? And when will Trader Joe’s start selling condoms?In the cart:Sweet Heart Bath FizzerItalian Artisan Heart Shaped PastaChocolate & Peanut Butter Lover's Nut MixMilk Chocolate Covered Marshmallow HeartsDark Chocolate Caramel HeartsJelly Bean HeartsSoft and Chewy Gummy Candy in X's & O'sStrawberry Yogurt Flavored Coated Almonds

The Hoes are back with some bubbly biome boosting sodas. Will they even learn the difference pre and probiotic? Who can say! But one thing's for sure, Trader Joe's is jumping on that gut health train. They also crack into Coke's medicinal past, spitting in the ocean, and our dream sponsor, Metamucil.In the cart:Strawberry Vanilla Prebiotic SodaCherry Cola Prebiotic SodaGinger Lemon Probiotic Sparkling Beverage

The Hoes are back with Part 2 of the items they've been dying to review over the last 3 years! Also up for discussion are Evie's lifelong love of ranch, Katie leaning into her bitter old hag era, and the iconic millennial franchise that was CPK. (RIP)In the cart:Chicken MoleBeef BirriaBBQ & Black Pepper Toscano Chopped SaladRanch Seasoned Cashews