Nobody Wants My Meat

About this episode

The episode discusses a charity golf tournament, an unusual donation of venison, and a humorous take on children's questions to the Artemis 2 crew.

The 2nd annual charity golf tournament raised money for the American Cancer Society, Anthony showed up with 10 pounds of venison nobody would take, and somehow the conversation ended up at the Artemis 2 crew answering questions from children — all of which were about food or bodily waste. In between: how much of your charity dollar actually reaches the cause, why Mike and Jesse changed a flat tire for four kids who didn’t know there was a spare in the trunk, and whether Shania Twain is famous because of talent or a lucky break. Anthony says luck. Jesse disagrees. Nobody wins.

People in this episode

Hosts: Mike, Jesse

Topics covered

• charity
• golf tournament
• food
• bodily waste
• Shania Twain
• flat tire

Keywords

• charity
• golf
• venison
• Artemis 2
• Shania Twain
• flat tire
• American Cancer Society

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: American Cancer Society

Books & works: Artemis 2

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