The Mouse We Released on the Competitor’s Patio

About this episode

Jesse shares a story about releasing a mouse and discusses various topics including voting and generational trends.

Jesse once caught a white mouse in the bar and, rather than kill it, let it go underneath the wooden deck at the place across the street. He stands by this. Also: rank choice voting, the Heavy Metal magazine Trump-wall cartoon from the 90s, a nephew’s gas station hallucination situation, and Gen Z apparently being the first generation to score lower than the one before it.

People in this episode

Host: Jesse

Topics covered

• humor
• animal stories
• politics
• generational differences
• pop culture

Keywords

• mouse
• rank choice voting
• Heavy Metal magazine
• Gen Z
• hallucination

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Heavy Metal magazine

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