Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes finally get round to editing a podcast from over a year ago. Sorry about that. They discuss the safeguards around the deprivation of liberty, chat a lot about life in Cypress, including how to access pornography. They also discuss the ethics of inadvertent theft and the joy of work, and end up talking about films and tv.

In which our heroes consider how Wetherspoons might make inroads into the lucrative hospital market. Graham comes to the end of his employment, Adam considers standing desks and Dan Googles his own front door. It’s taken 300+ episodes and over 10 years to get to this point, but our legal team have finally put their foot down and demanded that a large amount of content be removed from this episode. Dan’s new found approach to his GDPR responsibilities is as commendable as it is surprising, not to mention pretty bloody sexy. Could this be the start of his Strict Daddy era? Time will tell.

In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, Chris finds some more hate stones, Graham is underwhelmed and Adam fact checks.

In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d like to hallucinate. Chris has a new job, Graham has a new job and Dan’s reflection comes out of the mirror to kill him. Adam is dead. Note: I forgot to insert a comedy burp sound effect in post. Please feel free to imagine it happening at the funniest possible moment.

In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic Biblical content, Adam finishes a job and Daniel threatens to murder CEOs of healthcare companies.

In which our heroes lament. Incredibly, this low-mood, despair-fest was recorded *before* the US election in November. Imagine what *that’s* done to our menty h!?!?! Anyway, spring’s just about here so everything’s going to be fine now?

In which our heroes discuss the horrors involved in working for a living, discuss how to revamp the world to make a wall between Italy and Turkey possible, Chris develops a monster based business and re-imagineers frying. Dan is mocked for having a disability.

Look I edited this weeks ago and got distracted before I managed to upload it. I then got really self conscious about it and that stopped me finishing the job. I have no idea what’s in here, if it’s any good or if you should listen. It’ll be a fun little adventure for all of us.

In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.

In which our heroes record an extra special, triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened. What a wonderful feeling it is not to be looking back at misplaced hope, knowing that our younger selves would now be living in a dystopian wasteland. We talk about the death of the tories and the nutters standing in our constituencies; Chris has a doozy. This episode contains a party election broadcast by the Everyone Is God party.

In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.

In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.