Unbalanced Encounters

Reunited with her father after 20 years, Safra Harisa is finally getting to learn a little bit about her heritage and how she might reclaim her bond to Mr. Spinx. But will this ancient Taniyn ritual go off without a hitch? Probably not.

Seems those damned letters were sent by shadow types backed by the Empressar. The job: kidnap a fugitive arcanist and deliver him back into Imperial custody. And if our heroes don’t comply, blackmail might be in order. Will our heroes ever see their thirty thousand gold? Probably not

"I'm sorry, Sgt. Harisa. The city has fallen." It's level up time again friends! Join us as our heroes get magic items from an old friend and find out what hijinks Martin has been up to in their long absence. But can it really be that simple? Probably not == CREDITS == Soundtrack “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts "Form is Emptiness" by Sayuri Hayashi Egnell, Epidemic Sound "Sleeping Dragon" by Ecobel, Epidemic Sound "Edsvikens Vals" by Jerry Mchoy, Epidemic Sound "Noa's Waltz" by Gustav Lundgren Trio, Gustave Lundgren, Epidemic Sound "Porki Shopping" by Sayer Roberts, Epidemic Sound "In the Wizards Home" by John Abbot, Epidemic Sound "Memory Lane" by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound "Shadow in Vienna" by Piper Ezz, Epidemic Sound "Horseback Riding" by Hunting for Sunsets, Epidemic Sound "Lazy Days at the Savannah" by Martin Baekkevold, Epidemic Sound "British Grenadiers" by John Abbot, Epidemic Sound "Gladiator Arena" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound "Just Don't Worry" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound "Martian" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound "Desert Wind" by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound "Forest Run" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound "Senegal Song" by Sahara Skylight, Epidemic Sound "Desert Footsteps" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound "Temple of Suns" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound "Underwater Dreams" by Mahlert, Epidemic Sound "Dandelion Dust" by Line Neesgaard, Epidemic Sound "Toy Army March" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound "Stronger Rallied Outro" by Sayer Roberts

It seems that everything has gone According To Plan. So much so, that now our heroes must fend off the Smoke Spirit, Ganbald, Demoiselle, hallucinatory visions of death, several weasels, and even the Minehead boys. Will Guard’s attempts to negotiate free them from the afterlife with all their friends in tow? Probably not.

In a moment of reprieve, our heroes collect themselves, their thoughts, and a series of artifacts from the world of the living — in that order. It turns out that those forks and bowls and berries might hold the key to distracting Ganbald, accessing Demoiselle, and extracting the Minehead boys. But can Isaac Axedrummer live up to his Danny Ocean aspirations? Probably not.

Moved by brazen curiosity, Harisa has found herself staring down the wrath of an elder god. One by one, each of her allies snap out of their memories and rush to her aid, only to be confronted by eldritch serpents, an inconsolable mourner that can kill with a touch, and Reevesy, who is trying his best. Will Isaac’s apology be enough to quell the grief of the mother of death? Probably not.

The Western Wealds drags on for days as our heroes search for their lost friends — or the god of death, whichever they find first. But as they draw nearer and nearer to the swamp where Sherwood’s lute was found, they find themselves going through... changes. Will they be able to find the Minehead boys and get out of the this topsy-turvy swamp intact and unharmed? Probably not.

For the first time, our heroes have taken up arms in defense of Rally. For the first time, Harisa and Scrumpy lie wounded in Oz’s infirmary. For the first time, June must confront the inevitability of war. For the first time, Isaac must stand before his people and convince them that it is all worth it; that Rally stands for something more than just a place to call home. But will it be the last time? Probably not.

In a former life, Isaac was a Warden; an Agra Warden. So when Agravar decides to send farmers to raid Rally for its resin, Isaac knows at once that something is wrong. Will his plan to parley with Agravar on Rally’s terms go ask he expects? Probably not.

The elder gods loom on the horizon — apparently. But Rally has a living god of its own to first contend with: the Empressar, Holiest Amongst the Living. If they don’t receive their allotment of elderwood resin, the elder gods of the Western Wealds might not get a chance to bring Rally down. But will Isaac be able to pull off his desperate plan to play Agravar and the Empressar off one another? Probably not.

After a fitful and potentially-prophetic night, our heroes finally arrive at their first elderwood grove in months. But someone is watching from the treetops. Red robes, wooden sandals. And a boarish attitude. Will our heroes hear him out? Will they even survive? Probably not.

All hell has broken loose in Rally — the boar are running amuck, the Minehead boys want revenge, and June has spotted the sandal man. When the dust settles, will Isaac be able to keep his people together and get Sherwood to build him a new millstone? Probably not.

What do you get when you take a remote logging village and plague it with a string of bad luck until it hits rock bottom bottom? Rally. Join Isaac, Harisa, June, and Guard as they bumble their way through waning trees, doubling demands, and, finally, a broken millstone. Oh, and the damn boar got out again. It seems something has spooked them. Can our heroes mend the pieces of their fractured community and find out what’s behind all of these misfortunes? Probably not.