Underemployed

A thrilling(?) conclusion to the ultimate countdown for best sports moments ever. Featuring threatening to kill your peer over minor disputes, punching fans in the stands, an iconic Bronco chase, superkicking an opponent, body slamming an 80-year-old pregnant woman, that time Randy Johnson hit a bird, and oh so much more!

The rap dorks are back to wrap up their rap bracket. Will "WAP" and "Man's Not Hot" continue their Cinderella runs? Can David's act of friendship carry a song into the next round? How far can a Shaquille O'Neal or John Cena track go in a bracket of this magnitude? Tune in to find out!

It's the final edition of Underemployed's signature episode: The March Madness bracket that features no analysis and instead determines which team's mascot would win in a fight! From tigers and cougars, to kangaroos and big bears doin' thangs, we've got every matchup covered! Plus David and Jack ask the important questions, like how long can a duck fly, and has science gone too far by combining Cajun Jack and Cowboy Jack into one?

For the seventh and final time, Jack and David bring you the once-a-year extravaganza to cram in your stocking. They hand out their coveted best-of-2024 awards and look at the people and things that shaped the landscape. From the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef that dominated this year's nominations, to unprecedented political figures, sapphic bops, historic hippos, American Olympic superiority, incriminating yourself while driving with a suspended license, rolling down a hill for cheese, and Shaq. Plus they remember those we lost this year to the great Thugz Mansion in the sky. Intro sampled from There I Ruined It

The trial of David Hart is still delayed, but Jack refuses to switch up the episode order, so here we are. Destiny's Daddies return to talk about their unintentional summer hiatus, including their travels to Maine, New Orleans, and Seattle; the global tech outage of July that led to chaos at Jack's job and last second flight adjustments, Kendrick Lamar being pegged for the Super Bowl halftime show (while Lil Wayne did not), nearly seeing Goldberg at a Patriots game, Steph Curry being the devil that sunk the French basketball team, and Backyard Baseball coming back. Plus hearing OutKast's Christmas music coming out of a sex store, and Tupac deep cuts playing out of a smoothie store. Also David got a new job and Jack got a new shift!

With the trial of his life hanging over his head, David talks about the hard life being accused of felony silliness and shenanigans. They also go track-by-track on the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef since they last talked about it, have a discussion on the NHL and NBA playoffs, Jack pays tribute to the Lakers for being the true 2023-2024 champions, trying to get Taylor Swift on the show, Jack is firmly pro-nepotism, and Caitlin Clark has ascended to absolute superstardom. Venmo Jack so he can put money in David's commissary.

If you're tired of listening to Taylor Swift's new album, how about some new Underemployed for your earholes? Jack and David return to talk about staring directly at a solar eclipse, the kidney stone-inducing amount of beef going on in the rap world (David actually is enjoying some Drake!), Jontay Porter is a dummy, trees that smell... weird, Jack went to WrestleMania in Philadelphia and got some amazing parking (plus friend of the show Colin Mackey is an amazing host.) Plus David pays tribute to his dear friend OJ Simpson, and Jack's coworkers think he looks like a predator without a beard.

Y'all Q'd, we A'd. Despite Jack deleting the original recording a dumb-dumb, he and David are back to answer questions about when they knew they were destined for greatness, purchases if they became billionaires, the new Avatar series, dumb song lyrics, Muppets they'd hang with, Jack's coworker trying to paint him as a misogynist, why David's girlfriend is the best, and much more. Plus Jack wants a "Rasputin"-esque song written about him, David learned what "rizz" means, Jack keeps confusing Panic! at the Disco with Fall Out Boy, baseball is given its flowers, the Nickelodeon broadcast of the Super Bowl being amazing, and Jack has doubts one of their former guests is really injured.

It's a new year, but Jack and David are still on their same old nonsense. David talks about the snow in Fredericksburg that led to Bethany having a roughly 6-hour work week, and the wild weather the area's seen this month. Jack talks about the bitter cold in Baltimore while he brought the heat by getting signs on TV at the Ravens game, including one that promoted his own TV station. Plus the potential Eminem-Taylor Swift Super Bowl matchup, David being wrong (and right) about Joe Flacco, the most electric playoff games they've ever been to, a soccer fan in the crowd being called on to ref, and the absolutely abhorrent decision by the FHA to ban funny road signs.

Jack and David talk about why they had an extended hiatus (and why they don't have a guest), before getting right back into form with David having beef with the NBA in-season tournament and the notion of Taylor Swift being the biggest musician in the world, Usher at the Super Bowl halftime show, and whether Cajun Jack will be included in Grand Theft Auto VI. Plus the boys saw Clipse in concert, and talk about their experience at the Kennedy Center, along with seeing a pre-teen full embracing the world of coke rap.

Who better to celebrate hip-hop's 50th birthday with than two dorks from the 'burbs? Jack and David reveal the first half of their definitive list of rap's greatest moments, from rappers dealing with conflicts through stabbings and champagne bottles, to Cardi B throwing a microphone at a fan and ODB saying Wu-Tang is for the children. They also discuss self-pleasuring songs, 50 Cent destroying Ja Rule for over 20 years, the "Tip Drill" video, accidentally playing DMX uncensored at Family Night, and so much more! Remember, this list is definitive.

Jack and David have a lot to catch up on, from David's rain-soaked trip to Maine, to Jack getting a new name and age at a Richmond bar, plus the wonderful wedding of PJ Anderson and the amazing moment that almost was during the ceremony. Also, David's cat is a jerk, the heat and the haze across Virginia, Jack's penchant for getting music references in the news, Juvenile's Tiny Desk concert, Charles Barkley throwing people through windows, the hilarity that was 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather's beef, and Jack feels patriotic in his passionate fight against Virginia's new anti-porn laws!