Woody & Wilcox

If you've ever been around an MRI machine, you know there are signs EVERYWHERE about the dangers of having metal on you, but one guy decided that did NOT apply to him. It ended badly. Have you ever called in sick to work because of a NIGHTMARE you had? If you have listened to the show you know that Woody's childhood was not like anyone else's childhood and he has a story about his left-handedness that funny and disturbing. Yawning...just reading it makes you almost yawn, doesn't it? Well a yawn almost KILLED a woman! What do you do with your vacation days? Some people are using them for something we could all use more of! There's a new affliction that we all need to start worrying about...it is called TECH NECK!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody gets new underwear; Revenge tampons; Self pleasure and dementia; Woman says yes after 42 proposals; Cool Beans' gets a blister for the first time; Blowing conch shell for apnea; Olive Garden pool noodle; And more!

Cool Beans is taking MORE time off, so the chances of this actually being correct dropped by 75%. Turns out Woody and Nick Swardson might be the same person. You could call it the Woody and Wilcox bump, or possibly the Chelsea bump, but we have info on Austin Powers 4 after talking about it yesterday. There's some confusion over English words meaning different things in Scotland than they do over here. GLP-1's are the new miracle cure for everything as they have a new health problem they help out with. Why are the young people adding MAXXING to everything they do? Mark Zuckerberg is forcing him employees to have fun again. The World Cup is shining some positive light on the United States and we are loving it as well!

You See Them on The Screen Time and Time Again; Who Is This Actor Who Portrayed Or Really Was a Garbage Man?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup; Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day reigns at the box office; Woman sues McDonald’s over sausage McMuffin meal; Red Lobster is giving away 25 years of free shrimp; Homeowner sues previous owner for not disclosing annoying neighbor; Waving at school buses; Cruiser sues Royal Caribbean because of a scooter; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from hockey broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stanley Cup finals; Super Girl and pierced ears; Artemis 3 crew announced; Most Extreme Humans debuts on TLC; White Castle is adding a vegetarian option; Woody Game Wednesday; Iphones cause low birth rate; Teen sues friend’s family after he jumps off roof during graduation party; Three-year-old girl cuts up $1,800 of cash into confetti; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Disneyworld report-Cool Beans’ trip and earthquake shuts down rides; Vuvuzelas banned at World Cup games; Rob Reiner’s son wants trust fund money to pay for legal fees; Woman sues Outback because she slipped on mashed potatoes; Waste water from World Cup matches will be monitored for infectious diseases; Evite phishing scam; The pronunciation of “vuvuzelas”; Tom Brady’s coconut water; More than one in four Americans have made a playlist for their pet; NASA unveils Artemis crew; And more!

Welcome to a Friday edition of the Woody and Wilcox show! Woody is doing this podcast so if it is screwed up, blame him!! Cool Beans is at Disney. Wilcox found Woody's Prom photo and posted it to social media, and listeners have questions. Fun with Golf audio is funny. Wilcox got one of the weirdest scam texts we have ever seen. Ticks and people going to the ER for ticks are up big time this year...why? Tick pros call in and we find out about KEEPING the ticks!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Parking fees for sports events; Woody Game Wednesday; Police officer terminated after pulling a gun on co-worker for warming up fish in the microwave; Entertainment news-the Michael movie and Eddie Murphy special; Southwest’s large passenger policy; Google wants to release sterile mosquitos in Florida and California; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Body scan updates; The Rock announces new fragrances; NHL finals start tonight; Recall of lounge chairs due to amputation risk; Frank from Maine made a new friend; Woody’s neighbor does not like it when people park in front of his car; Homeowners’ association stories; Woman sues over fall caused by speed bump; People are reshaping their heads; Woody is headed to Wichita later this summer; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody and Wilcox with moustaches; Fun With Golf Audio; New movie releases from Nate Bargatze, John Travolta, and Brendan Fraser; Door Dash is cutting people off for ordering too much alcohol; National Spelling Bee finals; Riders stuck on roller coaster for four hours; Child-free dining; And more!