Butt Honestly with Doctor Carlton and Dangilo

This week, the mail sack is overflowing with questions that range from medically curious to " "well, that's definitely not supposed to look like that."One listener writes in after noticing that what's being shot out seems to have taken on a very unexpected color and texture. Is it cause for concern, or has Google simply convinced him he's moments from death? Dr. Carlton weighs in.Another Booty Gangster is dealing with a husband who brought home a gift that keeps on giving—and unfortunately, it wasn't flowers, jewelry, or a surprise vacation. The guys discuss what happens when trust, communication, and a little medical intervention all need to work together.Meanwhile, another listener wants to know why one specific body part refuses to get as swole as the rest of him at the gym. Is it genetics? Technique? Bad luck? Or is the body simply choosing favorites?Outside the inbox, the guys talk World Cup fever, sports, fandoms, and the things people will do in the name of competition. Then the conversation takes a turn down memory lane as they swap stories about their earliest encounters with adult entertainment and the moments that shaped an entire generation's questionable search histories.As always, they wrap things up with Love Language of the Week and What's Making You Feel Sexy, because after discussing bodily fluids, gym frustrations, and relationship surprises, everyone deserves to end on a positive note.So grab your headphones, join the Booty Gang, and remember: sometimes life gives you lemons... and sometimes it gives you symptoms.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Butt Honestly, we're taking another deep dive into life's most pressing questions—most of which seem to be happening... down there.First up, we get an update from a Booty Gangster whose anatomy has decided to add a little extra curve to the conversation. A closeted listener writes in with concerns about an enlarged prostate and some unexpected numbness, proving once again that the human body loves surprises and rarely the fun kind.Meanwhile, several listeners want the truth about shockwave therapy. Is it a breakthrough treatment? A wellness trend? Or just another expensive way to make your wallet feel lighter? Dr. Carlton breaks down what we know, what we don't know, and what you should know before pointing any machinery toward your nether regions.The guys also stumble upon a social media post that sparks a heated debate about "Bottom Fever." Is it a real condition? A seasonal illness? A side effect of spending too much time on certain apps after midnight? The jury may still be out, but the conversation is definitely in.Outside the medical charts, Dr. Carlton recaps his weekend adventure in Las Vegas, where the lights were bright, the stories were plentiful, and what happened there absolutely did not stay there. The gang also weighs in on the latest from Drag Race, shares thoughts on the Tony Awards, and somehow manages to connect theater, drag queens, and sexual health without missing a beat.As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, sending you off with a little warmth, a little wisdom, and hopefully fewer questions about your prostate than when you started.Whether you're here for the medical advice, the questionable humor, or because you've convinced yourself that Googling symptoms counts as preventative care, we've got you covered.Pull up a seat, put in your earbuds, and join the Booty Gang. Side effects may include laughter, learning, and suddenly becoming very aware of everything happening... down there.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Butt Honestly, The guys dive headfirst into IML with a recap from Dr. Carlton’s very own experience on the scene. Yes, there were laughs, yes there were lessons. From the neon-lit chaos to the surprisingly tender moments in between, we unpack it all. We also get a special “yay Honey Davenport!” moment, because if you can’t celebrate a little drag royalty while discussing gastrointestinal logistics, what are we even doing here?Elsewhere in the inbox, a booty gangster writes in with a question that takes us back to the absolute basics of anal intercourse—think “Anal 101,” but with less syllabus and more emotional vulnerability. Meanwhile, Tramps checks in after having his “guts rearranged” at a conference in Chicago.On Gimme Headlines, things take a slightly alarming turn as STI rates in Europe decide to hit all the high notes, while the CDC in the U.S. is serving up something closer to a low-budget funeral dirge. Educational? Yes. Comforting? Absolutely notAnd of course, we close things out with Love Language of the Week—where emotional intelligence meets questionable life choices in the most honest way possible.If you came for sex education, you’ll leave slightly more informed.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLYThis week, the guys hear from a listener whose member has apparently taken a sudden hard turn south—literally. Is it age? Is it stress? Is gravity finally collecting its debt? Dr. Carlton breaks down the possible causes while Dangilo reacts with the exact level of concern you’d expect from someone hearing the phrase “unexpected curve” before coffee.Then another listener wonders if years of championship-level grip strength may have sabotaged his ability to finish while topping. It’s a surprisingly common issue, apparently, and the conversation quickly turns into a blend of anatomy lesson, emotional support group, and cautionary tale.In GIMME HEAD-LINES, the boys tackle the mysterious and endlessly debated phenomenon known online as “PrEP Belly.” Is it real? Is it internet paranoia? Is everyone suddenly a gastroenterologist with a TikTok account? Opinions are shared. Science is consulted. Feelings are had.Meanwhile, a listener named Squirt is out here exposing the hottest places for a very public encounter, proving once again that some members of the Booty Gang truly believe discretion is a myth invented by straight people.As always, the guys bring their signature blend of dry humor, real talk, and lovingly inappropriate commentary before wrapping things up with their Love Language of the Week—because after all the curves, concerns, and questionable locations, we still believe romance deserves a seat at the table.Press play. It’s educational, slightly chaotic, and probably not something you should listen to at full volume in public. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

ello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the serves are strong, the questions are stronger, and the locker room stories… well, they speak for themselves.This week, the guys hit the court and talk all things gay volleyball, spotlighting queer volleyball star Jordan Lucas—because athleticism, community, and short shorts deserve their moment.Then it’s back to the inbox, where your Butt Dials and Booty Calls keep things educational and slightly uncomfortable—in a good way. We’re talking anal fissures (yes, we said it), with Dr. Carlton breaking things down medically while Dangilo reacts like the rest of us… cautiously.Next up, it’s time for Hit It or Quit It, where nothing is off the table:– Girth vs. length (the debate continues)– Penis placement (strategy matters)– And anal bleaching (because aesthetics are subjective, but curiosity is universal)And just when you think you’ve heard it all… we dive into Ready Set Confess, featuring stories about hooking up at work and a particularly bold moment in a locker room shower. HR is shaking somewhere.As always, the guys bring their signature mix of humor, honesty, and just enough side-eye to keep things grounded. And because balance is everything, they wrap it all up with their Love Language of the Week—a little tenderness after all the chaos.Press play. It’s sporty, spicy, and just the right amount of inappropriate. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the headlines are tight, the takes are sharper, and the inbox continues to keep us gainfully employed.This week in GIMME HEADLINES, the guys unpack the very noticeable rise of bulges across social media. Is it confidence? Is it algorithmic thirst? Is it just really good tailoring? The investigation is ongoing. Alongside that, they bring attention to a resurgent infection that deserves to be back on your radar, because nothing ruins a good time like forgetting the basics.We’ve also got a follow-up from last week’s listener regarding precancerous screenings, and let’s just say—progress has been made, appointments have been kept, and two former pigs on the prowl appear to be taking their health very seriously. Growth looks good on everyone.Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton reports back from his weekend in Dallas for Spring Bloom—a trip that was equal parts community, connection, and… advanced extracurricular activities. We’ll keep it tasteful, but let’s just say the weekend was hands-on in more ways than one.The guys also weigh in on the Sabrina Carpenter incident, offering their signature blend of pop culture analysis, gentle judgment, and “did that really just happen?” energy.As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, because after all the headlines, health reminders, and high-energy weekends, we still believe in softness… occasionally.Press play. It’s informative, it’s entertaining, and it’s Butt Honestly doing what it does best—keeping you laughing, thinking, and maybe scheduling that appointment you’ve been avoiding. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the carry-on is full, the questions are layered, and the science is… unexpectedly specific.This week, Dr. Carlton returns from Spain with stories that are equal parts cultural immersion and… extracurricular exploration. From darkrooms to sex clubs to a suspiciously high concentration of very friendly bears, let’s just say the trip was educational. The flight over? Memorable. The kind of memorable where you question your seating choices and your life decisions simultaneouslyBack in the studio, the guys dive into a wild New Scientist article featuring an extremely detailed study of the male anatomy—because nothing says intellectual curiosity like peer-reviewed curiosity. It’s science, it’s fascinating, and it’s just clinical enough to make you feel smarter while listening.In the inbox, a Booty Gang member opens up about being in a long-term relationship while feeling pulled toward unexplored fetishes—raising the age-old question: how do you honor your desires without detonating your stability? The guys approach it with honesty, nuance, and just enough realism to keep things grounded.Another listener writes in asking about the new A-Ball alternative to douching, and yes—this turns into exactly the kind of conversation you think it will. Informative, slightly skeptical, and deeply Butt Honestly.As always, the episode wraps with the guys’ Love Language of the Week, because after travel chaos, scientific deep dives, and emotional honesty, we all deserve a little connection.Press play. It’s worldly, weirdly educational, and just the right amount of inappropriate. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY with Dr. Carlton and Dangilo—where the questions are specific, the answers are thoughtful, and the tone is… professionally unhinged.This week, we kick things off with a listener asking about “lazy gut”—what it means, what’s myth versus medicine, and how it intersects with some very advanced extracurricular activities.Then we slide into a practical (and surprisingly common) question: can STIs stick to silicone lube? It’s part chemistry lesson, part public health PSA, and fully in line with the show’s mission of keeping things sexy and smart.And yes… we hear from a listener named Splat—who writes in with a response to last week’s conversation about straight men. The name alone deserves airtime, and the message does not disappoint.Outside the inbox, the guys take a moment to highlight some important news out of Florida, where lawmakers have restored funding for HIV/AIDS medication programs—a reminder that access to care is not just policy, it’s personal.Of course, no episode would be complete without tackling a timeless debate: hairy, trimmed, or shaved? The answers are passionate, the opinions are strong, and no one leaves unchanged.As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, because after all the science, sass, and Splat… we still believe in connection.Press play. It’s educational, it’s entertaining, and it’s Butt Honestly at its finest. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY with Dr. Carlton and Dangilo—where curiosity is encouraged, judgment is canceled, and occasionally we learn something about our bodies we wish we hadn’t Googled during lunch.Joining us is Chad O’Connell, founder and CEO of Asset*, the brand behind some of the internet’s most talked-about intimate wellness products. Many of you have seen the products online, but here’s the real endorsement: we’ve actually used them. Yes, we believe in research. Dr. Carlton in particular has become something of a fan of their Hole Serum—for purely educational purposes, of course.This week the boys tackle headlines that feels like it came from the Department of “Well… That’s New.” There’s a sexually transmitted fungal infection making the rounds in Minnesota, and Dr. Carlton breaks down what it is, what it isn’t, and why panic is rarely the most effective treatment plan.From there, a Booty Gang member writes in with a question about doxy use within an open relationship—because modern love requires communication, boundaries, and sometimes a very well-timed prescription. The guys unpack how couples navigate prevention, responsibility, and the fine art of staying both adventurous and medically boring.Then we bring back the beloved segment “Ready Set Confess,” where listeners send in their stories, secrets, and occasional moral dilemmas that leave Dr. Carlton blinking slowly and Dangilo asking follow-up questions no one was prepared for.But the real treat this week is our guest. Because every once in a while we invite someone who isn’t just talking about culture—they’re building it.www.thatasset.com @Thatasset on IG https://www.instagram.com/thatasset Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the slopes are slippery and apparently so is the competition.This week, the guys ski straight into the headlines with chatter about Olympic ski jumpers allegedly getting a little… plumped before takeoff. Is it aerodynamics? Is it vanity? Is it just very enthusiastic tailoring? We investigate!In the mail sack, we’ve got a Booty Gangster with a less-talked-about diagnosis—H. pylori—because sometimes the real party is in your stomach. Another listener wants to know how to properly Doxy PEP for vacation (nothing says “bon voyage” like a pill schedule), and someone else writes in about a LOUD MOAN in the dark that may or may not have caused a mild panic. Subtlety? Never heard of her.The guys also unpack the cancellation of Boots—but why though? Industry tea is spilled respectfully-ish. And with Valentine’s Day upon us (aka Singles Awareness Day, aka Buy Yourself the Flowers Day), Dr. Carlton and Dangilo reflect on love, lust, and the art of pretending you “didn’t want to go out anyway.”As always, they wrap it all up with Love Language of the Week—because whether you’re plumped, PEP’d, pylori-positive, or passionately loud, you still deserve connection.Press play. It’s competitive out here. 🎿🍑Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to BUTT HONESTLY, where the inbox is full, the opinions are louder, and the hole—emotionally speaking—is packed this week.We’re drowning in messages from the Booty Gang, starting with a listener in Minneapolis who’s discovered a surprisingly creative way to resist ICE (no spoilers, but it’s giving civic duty with flair). Then we head south to Austin, where a friend has some very real, very personal questions about their recent JPOUCH surgery—medical, intimate, and exactly why this show exists. And because balance is important, we also hear from a listener with firsthand experience in a group that gets a little… HANDY. Educational? Sure. Eye-opening? Absolutely.On the road again, Dr. Carlton recaps his trip to Mr. Chicago Leather, bringing boots-on-the-ground reporting and just enough detail to make you grateful this is an audio medium. The guys weigh in on the Grammys and Dangilo fills us in on the latest O’so Sucia event, including what happens when the vibe is hot but the chemistry is… well like a missing persons ad.It’s one of those episodes that swings effortlessly between politics, medicine, pop culture, and horny confusion—with professionalism optional and opinions fully formed.As always, the episode wraps with Love Language of the Week, because after all that leather, feedback, and secondhand awkwardness, we still believe in feelings.Press play. Your earbuds can handle it. 🎧🍑Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey Booty Gang—pull up a chair, silence your group chat, and maybe hydrate, because this week’s episode of BUTT HONESTLY is equal parts curious, clinical, and casually chronic. We kick things off with a listener whose partner only seems interested in unleashing their wild side after a few cocktails. Is it liquid courage, a personality setting, or just a very specific two-drink minimum? Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unpack the science, the psychology, and the “are we okay with this?” of it all—no judgment, just raised eyebrows.Then we head straight into the medicine cabinet as another listener asks the question no one wants to Google at 2 a.m.: What medication actually helps your balls while on testosterone therapy? (Spoiler: WebMD panic scrolling is not a treatment plan.) Then things get emotionally mature—yes, really—as one listener asks the guys to talk about compersion. What is it? Can you learn it? And why does it sound like a Pilates class but hit like an emotional pop quiz? The boys break down joy-for-your-partner joy without making your brain hurt… too much.The guys zoom out to talk dating apps—what’s working, what’s broken, and why everyone somehow has the same five photos. Dangilo takes a nostalgic (and slightly unhinged) detour involving The Alamo and Pee-wee Herman’s bike, proving once again that history class would’ve been way more interesting if he’d been teaching it.Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton gets serious for a moment to remind everyone that colonoscopies are not a vibe—but they are a necessity. Consider this your loving, slightly stern reminder to take care of your insides… all of them.As always, the episode wraps with the guys’ “69 and a Half Foot Pole” of the week—things they’re politely, firmly, and sometimes medically distancing themselves from—and finishes strong with their Love Language of the Week, sending you off informed, entertained, and maybe questioning a few life choices.It’s thoughtful. It’s funny. It’s Butt Honestly doing what it does best: answering the questions you’re afraid to ask out loud… except here, we say them into microphones. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where the champagne is flat, the takes are spicy, and the butts remain undefeated.This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo ease you into the New Year the only way they know how: with questionable emails and a new segment. We kick things off with a Booty Caller who has an STI testing question that spirals quickly into “am I doing this right or just confidently wrong?” territory. Then, a Booty Gangster writes in wondering whether his attraction is authentic… or accidentally offensive. (Spoiler: intention matters, but so does listening.)Things really heat up at the “Horse Market–sized.” Two hot dads, one inbox, and more context than anyone asked for—but we read it anyway, because of course we did.The guys also recap the holidays and ring in the New Year . Then—because the internet is a cursed place—Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unpack the U.S. government’s list of the 25 worst things stuck up people’s bums in 2025. Educational? No. Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.Plus, the debut of a brand-new segment: “69 and a Half Foot Pole,”We wrap it all up with the Love Language of the Week, because after all that… everyone deserves a little tenderness.New year. Same podcast. Same warning: listen responsibly. 🍑🎙️Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy