Chaz and AJ In The Morning

Spirit Airline is dead, and a man in Ohio survives a decapitation. After the accident and recovery, his eyes are crossed, which Chaz and AJ debated how best to speak with someone with a lazy or floating eye. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a little more about the Ohio man who survived a decapitation. His voice was also affected, which reminded Chaz and AJ of one of their frequent callers. (10:52) News of the death of John Sterling was released very shortly before Jason Page called in to talk to Chaz and AJ. Jason shared a story about how kind John was to him, and Chaz was upset about the photo Jason sent him of his feet from vacation. (16:33) Chaz and AJ talked more about Jason's feet off-air, and decided they weren't quite done talking about it. So Jason was back on in Dumb Ass News to explain what the picture meant. (28:59) Ethan Lapierre was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk abou the viral song he made with AI about texts he's received from his pregnant wife over the last month or so. Plus, Chaz and AJ made some songs of their own about station wagons, ladybugs, and diaper wipes. (35:07) The real estate market has not cooled down, with no indication that it will any time soon. Chaz and AJ spoke with Johnathan Carbutti about the things you should be doing as a buyer or a seller. (48:03)

A recap from social media of the Foo Fighters at Irving Plaza, and the girl who couldn't burp for 6 years. (0:00) Cody Carlson was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about his job cutting hair for the Foo Fighters. Cody first was asked to do this before their show at Toad's Place last year, and was called back by the band again this week for the Bridgeport show. (8:48) Chaz and AJ covered the Cleveland Guardians fan, who has gone viral for stealing a baseball from a little girl. After playing some audio, they asked the Tribe to call in with their biggest regrets. (19:02)The one and only Cedric the Entertainer was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning. Cedric is in a new movie, "Swapped" on NetFlix with Michael B. Jordan and Tracy Morgan. Plus, the beginning his comedy career starting with guys like Jamie Foxx, Chris Tucker, and Earthquake and surviving the audience at the Apollo. (33:16) Commander Keith was in studio with Chaz and AJ to share his Top 5 rules for everyone to follow on airplanes. He was immediately distracted by AJ's breakfast, and then a surprise visit from children wandering the hallway. (41:36)Photo courtesy: Cody Carlson

Since today is National Honesty Day, Sam from Wolcott handle "On The Board," all about the things men lie about most often. (0:00) Melissa was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the recent collapse of Wren Kitchens, after they took her money for a complete kitchen rebuild. (13:20) A single story in Dumb Ass News started a whole topic with the Tribe, and their encounters with poop. Dave was in studio to kick it off with his ill-fated dog walk. (24:01) Joe Soper from Mohegan Sun was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about all the big plans for the Mohegan Sun Arena in 2026 and beyond. As the arena celebrates their 25th anniversary with humongous shows from Rush, Metallica, and more. (34:56)

Ears were still ringing from the Foo Fighters show in Bridgeport last night, when Chaz and AJ started the show at 6 AM. Greg was the first caller of the day, and said the show was "fine" but Dave was "yelling too much." (0:00)In Dumb Ass News, a snake charmer in Egypt lost his audience when a stunt went very, very wrong. (10:17) Brian Blackmore lead the "On the Board" segment this morning, all about the stores we miss visiting in the mall. (16:10) Lydia from Wallingford was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning, to talk about her recent appearance as a contestant on "Jeopardy!" Lydia got to talk about cheeseballs, and going up against Jamie Ding during his historic win streak. (28:31) Re-visiting "Old Greg" and his complaints about the Foo Fighters performance in Bridgeport last night. (42:39)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio of teenagers in Florida driving a lawn mower through a Target. (0:00) What is annoying you at the moment? Chaz and AJ asked Emily to share her recent nightmare experience during Senior week, and took some calls from the Tribe about boots. (5:45) Chaz and AJ have listed a few things for sale, on a website specializing in worn clothing. Chaz's iconic black t-shirt, a pair of well-loved AJ flip-flops, and a sweaty sports bra from Ruth are all asking for $45. (23:04) Was 50 Cent really taking selfies at a local coffee shop, or has AI duped us again? Plus, Glastonubry gets weirder, and a Jeopardy! streak comes to an end. (31:48)

Dr. Ron Clark handled "On the Board" duties this morning with "The Worst Smells in the Emergency Department." Pro tip: Don't listen to this while eating , trust us! (0:00)Chaz and AJ spoke with Professor Brantley Hall, of the “Human Flatus Atlas” - what can farts tell us about our health? More than you'd think! (10:03)A Dumbass News story about a couple's failed attempt to enter the Mile High Club got the phones ringing with Tribe Members sharing their own stories of flying the very, very friendly skies. (16:15)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ went through some popular videos highlighting kids being idiots. After that, the Tribe called in with stories of encountering idiot children in the wild. (0:00) Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about kids that annoy him, with a memory of the strange thing his classmate used to do in the bathroom. (6:50) What is it like to be stuck on an airplane next to a sugared-up nightmare child? Chaz and AJ took a call from Debbie, who was not ready to laugh about the incident. (23:36) It started with a rant about studio lights, and eventually made it to the Mike Vrabel story. Commander Keith was in studio with Chaz and AJ to talk about the biggest losers from the viral controversy, and then Dave from Norwalk shared a story of a time Mike Vrabel was the hero. (35:10)

Today was the day for AJ. He finally got to sit on a motorcycle and go around the parking lot, one step closer to getting his official state endorsement. Was he able to keep it upright the whole time? (0:00) Minutes before Jimmy Koplik came on live with Chaz and AJ, Live Nation made an announcement for $30 tickets for summer shows, all over the country. Plus, Jimmy's thoughts on Iron Maiden not showing up for the Rock Hall induction, and the rumored "pop up" show that the Foo Fighters might announce ahead of Tuesday's show in Bridgeport. (12:21) In Dumb Ass News, an arson suspect tried to convince police investigators he was not responsible, despite his numerous burns and missing eyebrows. (38:30) Chaz and AJ had a pretty good round of Stump the Chumps against the Tribe today. The questions were all classic rock related, with assistance from Rob and Rick of the Meriden Daffodil Festival. (45:18)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ took calls from the Tribe about the idiots and dumb things they see littering the ground. (0:00) One of the world's "best" matadors lost to the bull, recently. Chaz and AJ shared the story of the blunder that inspired headlines around the world. (4:33) AJ took his motorcycle exam live on the air, with Bob Tiso from Land N Sea Powersports in Waterbury. Of course, AJ did not study or look at any information yesterday to prepare for this. (11:44)

AJ would like his next adventure to be on a motorcycle. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their tips for him, and even got on the phone with Bob who volunteered to give him an exam in 24 hours. (0:00) Reporter Mary Murphy was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, sharing her perspective from inside the court room during the recent proceedings with the Gilgo Beach murderer. How much did the wife actually know about the crimes? (15:28) In Dumb Ass News, a would-be marathon winner slowed down at exactly the wrong time, to the delight of the spectators watching on the sidelines. (24:40) Taylor Michele made a fun video showing off her useless talent for making trumpet sounds. Chaz and AJ thought it was a ton of fun, and she was on the phone live this moning to take requests for her next viral performance. (29:26) Photo courtesy: Taylor Michele

Chaz and AJ opened the show talking about the second weekend of Coachella, with surprise appearances by Madonna and Billy Idol. (0:00)Emily Pedzinski was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about rescuing a million bees, after the truck carrying them crashed on a highway. Most importantly, who is counting all those bees? (8:48) Long Island's Big Mike and Connecticut's Vince Berry were both out this weekend asking people about their stoner foods. What is the best snack when you've been celebrating a green holiday? (17:38) It started in Dumb Ass News, Vince is single in his 30's and still having a hard time finding a date. Sam was in studio this morning as well, to talk about the things she's looking for as a newly-single person dating in her 30's. (32:51)

Punches were thrown at Yankee Stadium during their loss to the Angels yesterday, but not on the field. Fans were fighting, so Chaz and AJ took some calls from the Tribe about their fights over fandom. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, a Pennsylvania dad's failed attempt to entertain guests with a pipe bomb sent him to the hospital, and got him arrested. (9:15) An Australian road rage story between two women, one of them an aspiring paralympian. Plus, an update on AJ's recovery from cancer and cancer treatment. (15:08) In Dumb Ass News, a super-speeder in Florida gave the wrong answer to police about the excessive speed. (26:43) At least two pilots are now under investigation for meowing and barking on radio calls between the two planes and air traffic control. (31:59) Athena Gayle, a kink enthusiast and sex copywriter, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about her 15 years in the business. How do people find their kink, what is bimbofication, and when did sex pills start getting handed out at parties? (36:28) Commander Keith's Top 5 is all about the things we should, and should not be taxed on. (52:30)