Chris vs. The People

Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Sun’s out, chaos out. Chris kicks off a summer themed episode with a caller whose spring break spirals into a cruise disaster, a fake-dog scam, and an infamous purple mermaid bikini. Next, a family trip to Thailand turns into multiple near-death moments involving parasailing gone wrong and a brutal sunburn saga. Finally, the last caller recounts a wild night out that escalates from rooftop pregame to a very memorable encounter at the club. Hit play for the juicy details, unfiltered laughs, and a few cautionary tales you’ll be quoting all week. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

For the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Dating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/he-cheated-on-me-154416310Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

It may be March but we are going back to school in today’s episode of Chris vs. the People. This week's school stories might be the wildest batch yet. We've got barn parties, the Amish shutting down a high school rager, a Jon & Kate Plus 8 cameo in a viral TikTok, and a girl who accidentally got her ceramics teacher fired by catfishing him. Someone also broke their lady bits trying to impress a girl who thought she was dating Slenderman, and we close out with a school trip to Louisiana that ends in a minivan catastrophe nobody saw coming. Buckle up… this one goes places. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/KlemensWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153231427Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into church and religious stories that prove Sunday service is never as quiet as it looks. First, a caller shares how her 10‑year‑old brother, acting as an altar server, nearly set the church on fire thanks to a giant paper‑mâché Easter decoration. Then, another caller walks us through her Pentecostal upbringing, her childhood crushes on two church brothers named Paul and Matt, and the full‑circle moment when one of them slid into her DMs years later… but with a classic Chris vs. the People twist. Finally, we hear about a sister‑in‑law who fast‑tracked from Facebook hookup to marriage, baby, intense Christianity, and full on “I can hear God” delusion, all while judging monks who are literally walking for peace. It’s religious guilt, pettiness, repression, and rage‑bait texting, all wrapped in one chaotic, cathartic episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151549464?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

It’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a “double date” from hell that turns into a three‑month saga with a guy who shows wild videos and yells at paintings. Another barely escapes a Bumble date who tries to take her to a remote “family cabin” straight out of Dateline. Then, someone loses her straight‑sex virginity to a man who immediately vomits, and a final caller reveals a truly bizarre run‑in with a masked A‑list celebrity. Dating is terrifying, hilarious, and somehow still legal. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150413722?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines for secrets and tea… and immediately regrets asking. One caller shares how her ex–best friend accused her of being an unfit mother and threatened CPS only for that same friend’s toddler to later wander outside alone in the snow. Another listener admits to catfishing her middle school bullies just to figure out why they hated her (honestly? valid). And things take a dark turn when a caller reveals that someone who once shamed her online for starting a GoFundMe for her sick dog was later exposed for k*lling their own dog and now trains other people’s pets. It’s petty, disturbing, and deeply chaotic… exactly the kind of episode that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🌹 EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast💵 Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens 🛏️ Get a good night’s rest and take an extra 10% off sitewide: https://GhostBed.com/klemens for all of GhostBed’s winter deals and use promo code KLEMENS at checkoutWATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-catfished-my-149248028BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, things escalate fast. A caller cuts off her longtime best friend after she kicks her fiancé’s gunshot wound and then demands her cat back out of spite. Another shares how her brother’s wife secretly cheated on him for nearly a decade with her best friend, only to leave him, remarry, and still use his last name. And finally, one listener explains how being too nice led her to giving a stranger a ride home… only to discover he was wearing a diaper as a kink...and yes, there are photos. It’s messy, disturbing, and deeply unserious in the way only Chris vs. the People can be. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148139479BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudden “girlfriend and pregnancy” turned out to be a full-blown scam. It’s disturbing, chaotic, and impossible to forget… basically, a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/146513937?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)