Dam Internet, You Scary!

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Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?!Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down:Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanesWaymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually saferA wild LA night that ended in tattoosThe pettiest reasons people unfollow each otherInsane internet crime stories you won’t believeThis episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted.🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms📺 Watch full episodes on YouTube👉 Subscribe for weekly episodes👉 Like & comment your thoughts on Uber helicopters👉 Share this episode with someone who would DEFINITELY try a robot carGuests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary!00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast)01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car?37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM38:42 – Would You Keep the Money?41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final ThoughtsJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary