court is in session

court is in session

From Delusional Diaries by PodcastOne

February 19, 2026 · 52 min

About this episode

Halley and Jaz discuss their experiences with court, group trips, and personal anecdotes while balancing heavy topics with humor.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz catch up the only way they know how... from celebrating 100 Solidcore classes and resurrecting 90s Tae Bo, to surviving the most aggressive New York cold snap of all time, the girls recap wedding weekends, Miami plans, Turks anticipation, and why group trips, where everyone’s down to drink and beat the same topics into the ground, are elite. there’s also a deep dive into phone battery conspiracies, hoarder-level camera rolls, and the mildly concerning contents of their notes apps. but the heart of the episode centers around Halley’s intense court experience after being “allegedly” assaulted in New York. she opens up about testifying, being cross-examined by the defendant (who represented himself), the chaos of courtroom objections, and the emotional toll of being photographed and gaslit throughout the process. it’s raw, frustrating, at times darkly funny, and an ironic reminder of how draining the legal system can be… especially when someone refuses accountability. the girls unpack what it felt like in real time, from courtroom theatrics to the surreal moment of watching TikTok evidence played out in court. as always, the episode…

People in this episode

Hosts: Halley, Jaz

Topics covered

  • court experience
  • New York cold snap
  • group trips
  • phone battery conspiracies
  • emotional toll of legal system
  • courtroom theatrics
  • personal anecdotes

Keywords

  • court experience
  • New York
  • group trips
  • legal system
  • emotional toll
  • Tae Bo
  • Solidcore
  • TikTok evidence
  • adult-onset lice

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Places: New York

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