*TEASER* Baptist Oreos, Anglican Biscotti
From Future Commerce by Phillip Jackson, Brian Lange
March 31, 2026 · 7 min
About this episode
The episode discusses the theological implications of cookies and the nature of reality in a humorous context.
Oreos are Baptist, Biscotti are Anglican, and we're losing our minds. Cookie theology, meme reality, mass hallucinations, the price of attention, and more on the full After Dark episode – accessible to Future Commerce Plus members.
People in this episode
Hosts: Phillip Jackson, Brian Lange
Topics covered
- cookie theology
- meme reality
- mass hallucinations
- price of attention
Keywords
- Oreos
- Biscotti
- cookie theology
- meme reality
- mass hallucinations
- attention economy
Mentioned in this episode
Products: Oreos, Biscotti
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